FantasyFreak03: I know what you're all thinking…When is this dance going to end?! Don't worry…This is the last dance chapter.

Tenten looked up at Neji. Her face was dark red, embarrassed that she fell, yet flattered that he caught her.

"Uhmm…" Tenten laughed nervously.

Neji's face stood serious.

"N-Neji… What's wrong?" Tenten asked. She tried to stand up, but he refused to let her go.

Neji slowly looked into her chocolate brown eyes. He lowered his head to hers and softly kissed her pink lips. (A/N: I know what you're all thinking, 'Oh noes, not another NejiTenten kiss scene!' But Liz and I agreed that the story needed some romance.)

Tenten's blood was boiling under her pale skin, but soon enough she responded and kissed back. Neji wrapped his arms around her waist and continued the kiss,

Ino ran over to them and giggled, "Oh you two love birds have fun!" as she ran away. Neji and Tenten paid no attention to her…they were too engaged in their romantic kissing scene.

Meanwhile…

Deidara was sitting next to Sakura on a chair. "Ugh... What are they doing now? Wait one second, I need to see what's going on now." He said as he got up.

"Don't take long!" she giggled as she watched him walk away.

Hiding behind people, Naruto said to himself, "Yes! Now's my chance!" as he ran over to Sakura. He sat down on the chair next to her. "So Sakura-chan…How is everything?"

"Nice… How about you?"

"Oh, I'm good. You're so polite, that's why I love you." Naruto said.

Sakura stared into the crowd wide-eyed. "Oh…my…God…" she said with her eyes almost popping out of her head.

"What?" Naruto looked behind him… "Holy crap!" he shouted.

Behind them was Sasuke…running around the dance floor without his shirt. Itachi was chasing him and shouting, "Get back here, foolish little brother!"

"This is for you, baby!" Sasuke yelled to Sakura.

Sasuke was running as fast as he could. He was heavily breathing and look behind him. Itachi was still coming after him. Every time Sasuke looked back, Itachi was closer to him.

"Aah!" Sasuke yelled as he ran past people.

"You just wait until I catch up to you!"

All of a sudden, Sasuke slipped on the blood and soda mess and of course…landed on glass. He put his hand on his back to try and stop the blood from pouring out of his wound.

"Ouch!" Sasuke groaned.

Itachi was laughing. "Foolish little brother. You should know better then to run from me. Bad luck strikes those who try to escape…"

Sasuke was crying. "You're so mean…" Sasuke's voice trailed off. His face grew pale and corpse like. His strength faded away and his eyes rolled back.

"Did Sasuke-kun just die?" asked Ino.

"No…" said Itachi. "He fainted from blood loss. Like that Hyuuga kid did a while ago."

Neji stopped kissing Tenten for a second. "Hey that's not fair. It wasn't my fault." He said, then immediately went back to kissing her.

"Well that's taken care of…" said Kiba with a smile. "Maybe we can get back to dancing now?"

"Yeah, sure." said the D.J, who was actually Gaara.

"Gaara? Is that you?" asked Temari.

"I'm a better D.J than you all so just shut up." He said as he started the music.

Temari just shrugged her shoulders then went back to dancing with Shikumaru.

Deidara came back to Sakura. "I'm back." He said with a smile.

"What happened?" asked Sakura.

"Something about Kisame getting caught and being cooked, I really don't know." He sighed.

Sakura looked at what she was eating which was a fish stick. She immediately paled and threw the fish stick out.

Sasuke's color returned to his face. He got some of his strength back and sat up slowly. "Oww…my head…" he said.

Itachi saw Sasuke get up and got an angry look on his face. "What did I tell you about stripping in public?"

"It's good?" Itachi whacked Sasuke on the back of the head.

"No, it's bad."

"Why are you mothering me?" Sasuke cried.

"You need some discipline…and counseling." said Itachi.

"Oh and you are going to give it to me?"

"Yes…it was in Mom and Dad's will." said Itachi with a smile as he pulled out a piece of paper. It read:

Dear Sasuke,


If we die, and if you suddenly turn into an emo, let Itachi give you counseling. We believe in him!

Mamma and Papa Uchiha.

Sasuke stared at the piece of paper blankly.

"You carry that around with you?"

"…Yeah."

"That's creepy."

Itachi, again, whacked his brother on the back of the head.

"Don't talk to your older brother like that."

Well, it turns out that the Akatsuki smuggled in some alcohol to the dance, and all of the members drank some… Well except Deidara… who was kind of busy (cough cough)

When the dance was over, everyone started to walk home.

Sasuke tripped and fell a few times. "That's not the way to walk!" shouted Itachi. "Stand up straight! Relax your shoulders! Bathe!"

Sasuke gave him a death glare, got up and started to walk again. "No, you're doing it all wrong!" counseled Itachi.

Neji was carrying Tenten on his back, because she sort of fainted after their kiss. Kiba and Hinata held hands as they walked together.

Now Sakura intentionally wanted to walk next to Deidara, but he got jealous stares from Sasuke and Naruto.

Must… Surpass… Older brother… Sasuke thought over and over.

Ino was enjoying the whole show.

Itachi was a little unsteady from the drinking and occasionally tripped and fell.

"Hey, Sasuke, is your brother okay?" Sakura asked.

"Oh sure, you care about him, but not me!" Sasuke accused jealously.

"Walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin'…" Itachi sang.

"He looks… Intoxicated…" Sakura continued.

"What?"

"…Drunk."

"Oh, why didn't you say so? And yeah, that's probably the cause…" Sasuke said.

"Alright, this is my house… See you, Hinata" Kiba said.

"B-bye." Hinata said shyly and kissed him on the cheek.

After Kiba left, Ino took a turn and walked to the Yamanaka residence, and Neji decided it would be best to take Tenten to her room (Not like that, guys! Honestly…). He caught up to the group, and Hinata and him departed with the group and walked to the Hyuuga estate. When Sakura's house came, Naruto, Sasuke, Deidara and Itachi tried to give her a kiss, but she was pretty freaked out and ran to her house. Naruto ran after her. ("Wait, Sakura-chan! I can change!" he yelled)

Itachi soon fainted after that.

"…Come on, let's go." Deidara said as he slung Itachi over his shoulder. When Deidara's stop came, he handed him to Sasuke.

"All yours." Deidara said as he walked into his house.

"I knew I shouldn't have skipped Gym." Sasuke groaned as he attempted to carry Itachi down the street to their house.

Sasuke dragged Itachi to the door. "Oh great!" Sasuke said to himself. "Itachi has the key in his pant's pocket!"

Itachi lied on the ground moaning.

"I can't believe I'm doing this… This looks so vile." Sasuke said as he dug his hands in Itachi's pocket.

"Let's see uh…Poison no… Needle… no… Knives no…aha! Here it is! The key!" Sasuke said as he put the key into the keyhole.

He dragged Itachi into the den. "I can't pull you any further! You're sleeping on the floor!"

"I swear I didn't cut the brake line the day before Mom and Dad drove to the city." Itachi mumbled as he turned over in his drunken sleep.

"Haha… What a strange guy." Sasuke laughed as he walked up the stairs.