Chapter 21: From Saginaw with Love

Later that night, which both McDaniels and BarBrady had journeyed through the downtown area, after the town almost killed each other at the town meeting earlier in the day. They had sneaked through the backway in the police station that it is very quiet there. Up in the main squad room that all of the cops had taken a new kick into their job sniffing cat piss to relax them, but Foley had alerted his cohorts about the mayor and BarBrady's presence within the building.

"Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit! You guys that the boss and BarBrady is back in town, what are you going to do with these cats?!" Foley panicked, as he and the other officers were quickly grabbing many felines that they were hiding the cats inside the evidence room. That is when both McDaniels and BarBrady came through the double doors.

"Where is Harrison that I need an update on this crime spree, and the Copy Cat Killer case now?" McDaniels demanded that the officers knows she had been on a warpath like a shield maiden on the front lines of a battle commanding her troops or taking her rivals out left and right.

"Madam Mayor that Det. Sgt. Yates is down at the city morgue right now." Barkley lied that the mayor is not falling for it at all that she knows something is up in the air, which she can smell it.

"Do I smell cat piss?" McDaniels questioned, as she had caught the sniff of piss that was coming off from the dazed officers, who was starting to see that girl in the cowboy hat, which both Kenny and Gerald were dying to see during the getting high on cat pee trend that had hit the town a couple years ago. When all sudden that her statement had snapped them out of their high at that moment.

"No, it is not cat piss that you're smelling juniper bushes that we had brushed up against during a call earlier tonight." Officer Stevens answered that she looks unamused. "Fine, I will be down in my office. I'm suspecting that call from your commanding officer when he gets back." That is when both she and BarBrady had left the building when Yates and the other officers had arrived.

"Barkley, there is something to report on from the evening so far?" Yates asked, when he had seated himself at his desk, which he was waiting for Barkley to say something. "Well, I'm waiting for that report, Barkley?"

"Sir, Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady were just in here a few minutes ago looking for you for an update on the Copy Cat killings case." Barkley briefed the fiery red-haired detective sergeant, who was seated behind his computer screen. "I'll talk her in the morning to brief her about the latest cases that I do miss BarBrady when dealing with her." Yates replied, as he was sitting there rolling his eyes.

Meanwhile somewhere in town that both Tool shed and Call Girl were walking the road alone when someone had grabbed them from the behind that they had covered their mouths with damp cloth, which they passed out. As Stan was laying there feeling foggy to see Wendy laying there, before passing out.

Cut to the Marshes inside the kitchen, where Sharon was standing in front of the sink doing dishes when the phone begins to ring out of urgency, which it was Sheila who in amidst of an panic over Kyle's absence. "Sheila, what is wrong? Stanley is not home yet?" She was looking out in the living room to see Randy, Marvin, and Shelly sitting there. "Do you see Stan and Kyle at all tonight?"

"No, I haven't, but there is a serial killer running around out there in our town. S- Stan!" Randy shouted, as he had jumped off the sofa in search of his chip off the block, which he had rushed out of the door and shouting "S-Stanley!" All of his hollering had alerted the entire neighborhood that Denny Hughes came out of his house looking rather annoyed.

"Randy, what the fuck are you screaming about now?" Denny demanded in an angry tone, all sudden Randy had stopped in his tracks, where Randy had grabbed Denny by his shirt collar and begins to panic again. "My son is missing right now, Denny!"

"Dovahkiin, do you know where your little friend at, so we can shut him up?" Denny asked his tired looking son, who was standing next to him after returning home from his trip to his hometown earlier tonight.

"Dad, last time that I had seen Stan and Wendy, when we returned to town earlier tonight." Dovahkiin explained about the last time that he had seen both Stan and Wendy.

Somewhere deep in the dense Coloradoan woods that both Wendy and Stan had come to only discovered. They were locked up in a rusted up cage to only find both Kyle and Bebe were in another cage when they looks around the room to see "Can you draw Adult Stendy and Kybe with children?" Scribbled all over the wall along with their pictures pinned to the wall.

"Dude, this is some fucked shit that I've seen in a long time?" Stan said, as he was sitting there with Wendy looking scared which she had gripped her fingers around his arm. While Kyle was sitting there studying the locks on the cages to find a way to get out. "What the fuck is Stendy and Kybe?"

"Kyle, we need to get out of this hellhole, before the creepy masked guy come back to do what terrible things planned for us." Bebe demanded that she scared that they have a deep fear of being someone's trophy. All sudden, Stan had brought a large nail file out that he had strapped to his left leg to hide, which he begins to file the rusted bars to get them break loose. They all stopped in their tracks to hears footsteps coming outside, which Stan had hidden the file under the hay when the masked creepy guy came in there that the double duos had hugged each other out of fear. His real voice was disguised with a voice changer device.

"Well, well, well… My living collection is afraid of me, after you had taken on many threats that this town had offered." The Masked person explained. "I'm the one who had put fear into motion to get to you four kiddies to complete my collection of your ships."

"Dude, you're a fucking mental case, you needs mental help. It is not fair to our families by kidnapping us to carry out your sick obsession. No, fuck you, dude." Kyle cleared his throat to give this creep a go fuck yourself speech, which it had only infuriated him more.

"Will you little know it all quit giving those important speeches out that I will sew your mouth shut?" The masked creep screamed that Kyle was greatly afraid toward this threat that most of the warnings of not giving speeches were harmless during the PC movement.

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Later on that night, back in town. Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office, where a tired looking McDaniels had arrived there, which she had thrown her suit over her pjs and left her hair a mess. She is hoping something is important over panicking from dumb shit always happened in this town on a daily basis. She does not looks happy when she sees both Gerald, Randy along with the Testaburgers and Stevens.

"This better be important that I've meetings to attend in the morning, which you know, Deb?" McDaniels questioned that she was still wearing her mud pack mask, as she had glanced over to Deborah Testaburger.

"Mayor, our children are missing right now. " Randy explained the crisis to her about their kids that she does not care about it at all, which she was thinking that these kids were out raising hell right now.

"Mary, remember about that time that I had told you about that creep who had been stalking my daughter and the Stevens' girl." Deborah reminded the mayor about her daughter's stalker.

"Shit, I had forgotten about that, you all knows our police force stretched thin right now, due to the ongoing copycat killings and other crimes that is plaguing our town as we speak." McDaniels replied in a helpless tone that she knows that they won't be in this mess in the first place, if BarBrady was still police chief that he may be dumb as a rock, but he did kept the peace in the town.

"Mayor, you better call BarBrady to get him back on the force to restore order within the town." Randy confessed his surrender to give up on being progressive to save his own son. "Everyone wants everything go back to the old days before the PC movement, and an over dragged out story arc had arrived in our little crazy mountain town."

"In a long time that we have not agreed on a lot of things ever since the night of BarBrady was almost killed by the ads, but you're right that South Park had lost its charm by embracing the PC culture." McDaniels added that she had went over to her phone that she was calling someone. "George, you are back on duty starting now that I'll brief on a situation when you gets to the police station."

Meanwhile at Dovahkiin's house that the members of Coon and Friends were inside nervously pacing to find a way to save Stan, Wendy, Kyle and Bebe from great danger is holding them all hostage with its hard grip. Dovahkiin was looking at Leslie that maybe she can tapped into their signal of their phone to find their location.

"Wait a minute, Leslie, you're an ad that you can tapped onto their phone signal." Dovahkiin pleaded with the former ad agent, which she had sighed heavy before tapping into her location app to find their missing team members.

"They are located in an abandoned campground up in up in the mountains by Rocky pass." Leslie said in a trance, as she had trapped onto their strong signal. "But you guys needs to know that the leader of the ads is here in South Park in the flesh to find the hardware to completes itself to destroy humanity, some of you needs to protect Mayor McDaniels, because she is the widow of the network's creator."

"What the hell is she talking about right now, Dovahkiin?" Cartman demanded that everyone in the room was sitting there looking at Dovahkiin for an answer.

"You guys now know the truth that my uncle had worked with Mayor McDaniels' late husband on a military project called Dragonborn had caused the creation of the ad network. Dovahkiin explained about the accidental beginnings of the network. "Remember the evil government guy, who hunted me down like an animal during the battle of stick for my gifts to make friends on social media."

"Yeah, the guy who had brought my inner bitch out as Princess Kenny to taken the control of the stick to usher the Nazi Zombie Apocalypse onto the world." Kenny replied nervously, while standing there rubbing the back of his neck with his gloved hand at that moment.

"According to my Uncle that he was the one who had killed Mayor McDaniels' late husband, because they refused to completes the project that will causes the death of all life on Earth." Dovahkiin continues to tell about the darkest government secret to his friends. Now the Big Bad Government is now the head of President Garrison's security envoy."

"But first that we need to find the rest of our team to take this monstrosity out of existence for good." Mysterion said then he had gotten an idea had popped out of his mind. "Cartman, call Butters that we needs Chaos for this."

Cut to the police station at the same time, outside of the double doors to the main squad room that now back in uniform BarBrady was standing there so nervously before entering the room, which Mayor McDaniels, her aides and Randy were along with him.

"Mary, I don't know that I'm so scared to go inside, which I hadn't been out of the job for almost two years that I'm old bumbling oaf." BarBrady panicked that is when McDaniels had pulled his police issued sunglasses out of her coat's inner packet and handled them over to him.

"Do you want these back, George? What had happened to my well dedicated officer of law that you were one always on the front lines to protect this community over 25 years of service?" McDaniels replied in shocked to see the man that she could love now ruined man like she was before when she had lost her first love. "George, look at me that I was wrong about you, actually we all were wrong that you were always there to protect us all when danger arrived in town. You may be a bumbling oaf, but you have a heart of compassion to protect this town that you're my bumbling oaf, I had meant our bumbling oaf that South Park is not the same without you at all." She had struck his sunglasses onto his face that he is back that McDaniels' plea had rang out through in his mind.

"To Be Continued"

Author's notes: Now we had reached the final battle in the next chapter to close this long dragging story out at last.