Life's too weird Chapter 21: Life should contain less trick, a sailor moon fanfic

An: We are reverting back to Bunny now, so don't get confused! But, we have more to say:

T.b.- Okay, hint to all you dear reviewers. DON'T PISS OFF THE AUTHORESS! And if there are two authoresses, as in this case, DON'T PISS 'EM BOTH OFF! As you can most likely tell, a review was left this weekend that really pissed both myself and Squeaky-chan off. Isn't that right Squeaky?

S.C.- Yes, yes it is. ::Glares Menacingly:: we will not say exactly what they said, but we have two things to point out to you dear person. First, no one else seems to agree with that comment. And two, SAILOR MOON IS NOT, repeat, NOT! REALISTIC!!!!!!!! I mean, we try to make this as realistic as possible, but come on! Five girls running around in super short skirts, always saving the day? How realistic is that? Our story is more realistic than the manga, and waaaaaaay more realistic than the anime.

T.B.- I just want to point out the fact that Squeaky and I work our asses off to make this story as realistic as possible, so NEVER accuse us of not being realistic. To us, realism is dealing with facts and that which is commonly known. Greek gods and goddesses are, believe it or not, considered widely known facts. I mean, who's to say that there is no way to know if the Greek gods AREN'T really messing with peoples lives. And sorry to all the super religious people out there, but it's my belief. I do not recommend it nor excuse it. This is my right as an American to express this idea, and I did. Lol, but I'm not p.o.-ed at you!

S.C.-That's right! We are pissed that someone would disregard the work we have done. I mean, it took us 45 minutes to find the right TYPE of goddess to tie in with Selenity. Then we had read about her, find her personality, and try to make her feel like an actual person. That is HARD work peoples! We are always checking ourselves; thinking "Is that something that a real person would do, or a fictional character?" It hurts to think that someone would question our realism when that is our biggest focus. Well, that and Bunny and Mamoru.

T.b.- Well, we should stop ranting now. It's bad for our hearts. Lol. And to the reviewer responsible for this rant, we will not remove your review. We will not just brush this aside and act like this never happened. We will take this experience and become stronger in our plans for this story. After all, you seem under the impression that Squeaky and I won't make life hell for our dear goddess. Hello, have you been paying attention to how twisted we are? Selenity is just like any other human being. She makes mistakes, she falls in love. She gets hurt. She's just like any other person, with something extra thrown in. Does she sound like Bunny to you too? You know Bunny. The REAL girl that is our main character. Please note that.

S.c.- well that's all! Thank you our loyal readers for letting us rant and rave. We really do appreciate the support. WE LOVE YOU ALL! And we really are sorry for this length... sowwy. Lol! On with the chapter!

21. Life should contain less trick and more treat

"Hello, welcome to the party, have fun!" I said, greeting yet another couple there for the masque. They were obviously dating each other due to their matching Pimp and Whore costumes. How sweet.

As for myself, I had gone as a gypsy. I thought it was original. And Mamoru? In his infinite wisdom, our dear Mamoru decided to go as Hugh Heffner. I thought it was very appropriate considering his behavior with women recently.

Ever since school had started Mamoru had been flirting with any and every female he could find. It made me sick. I mean, I don't like saying it but HE'S GOT A FRICKEN FIANCEE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Also, none of his flirting seemed to be directed at me....

"Hi Bunny!" Said a blonde as she approached me.

"Hello Bunny." Said the brunette next to her.

"Thank you for inviting us." said the blue haired one quietly.

"Hello ditz." Came from her ebony haired friend.

"HEY!." Shouted the other blond.

"Oh, hello Serena. And Lita, good to see you. Pleasure as always Amelia. Glad to see you actually dressed yourself today Raven. And Mia, so nice to see you!" I said to each girl respectively, holding in my groan. Don't get me wrong, I liked these girls a lot. They could be called my friends even because they reminded me of my other best friends. But, not for nothing had I nick-named them 'Mamoru's Fan Club.'

"Yeah, yeah. Great to see you too. Now where's Mamoru? I'm freezing in this costume!" said Raven as she pulled on her rabbit tail.

"Oh, you all dressed as playboy bunnies. What a coincidence, Mamoru's going as-"

"Hugh Heffner, we know." Butt in Mia. "You think we'd be crazy enough to do this on our own accord?"

'Don't answer that, don't answer that, DON'T answer that!' I heard being chanted in my head.

I smiled lightly and shrugged. As the girls entered, I rolled my eyes.

"Have fun girls..."

"And so I told him that he was sooooo overstepping his boundaries as my boyfriend, and he said nuh uh, and I said yeah huh and..." the girl next to me babbled.

I rolled my eyes and let my mind wander to more important matters, such as Mamoru and his gaggle of girls.

"Bunny, are you listening?"

"Huh, what's that?" I said, snapping out of my reverie. "Yeah I'm listening, what makes you think I wasn't?"

"You started glaring and looking like you were gonna kill someone." Said the girl, pulling a little on her witch's hat.

"Yeah... well sorry... I'm gonna go get some punch." I said, making my escape.

Tonight was not going as planned at all. Most all of my friends hadn't shown up (no Miaka and Taka), my costume was getting uncomfortable, and to top it all of, Mamoru was really acting his costume.

With that thought, I could hear numerous high and squeaky laughs accompanying a deep and softer one.

"He'll flirt with any female he can find, yet he wont flirt with me!" I huffed, then accidentally ran into someone.

"Oh, I'm sorry, are you alright?"

"Oh, yes I'm fine dear. No need to fret Bunny."

"Oh okay that's go-" I looked up to see a stranger wearing a toga and her companion dressed in a similar fashion.

"Do I know you?" I asked, staring closer at the platinum blond in front of me.

"Oh I don't think so. My name is Pearl, and this is my friend Rose." She said, indicating to her red haired friend behind her.

an: Sorry for this chapter being so short, but I promise, this story is just over halfway done. We love you all so much, and I think that by making the chapters this short, we can preserve what little time we have left. After all, I do update twice a week. The only time I wont is thanksgiving week because of the unbelievable work load I get from school every year. Lol, well I promise that we will see you again on Friday minna,

Oh, and I'm going to see a play tonight. "The Cursed Play" is what they call it, but if one of you guesses correctly, I might just give you an inside peak into chapter 22. Lol, can't wait!

And lastly, thank you all again for putting up with our rant. I know that some of you are probably annoyed at how long it made this chapter look when it really wasn't, but you must understand. Squeaky and I are high strung girls, and we needed to make some facts clear to our readers. Sorry once again for making you go through it!

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