To: Draco Malfoy

Slytherin Dungeon, Boys' Dormitory

Mr. Malfoy,

I just wanted to let you know that while you may be margainally attractive,

your personality some-what detarcts from this. You may be rich, handsome, and

be a "match to die for," but I'm certain that should we ever speak, then you'd

have met your match...

Sincerely, Astoria Greengrass

Dear Astoria,

Oh yeah? Care to prove it?

-Draco Malfoy.