19. OFWs

OFWs = Overseas Filipino Workers?

It was a normal and usual day at the cafeteria, where everyone was sitting on the provided chairs and chatting with their friends. Dan never really liked the place, but today he accidentally forgot his food at home. At this point, it's either he would buy some with his emergency money or go throughout the afternoon starving.

Of course, he chose the first.

The brunette was lining up along with the other fourth and fifth graders getting their lunch. He wondered if Shun was around...at least he wouldn't feel so lost. Yes, he had been avoiding this place as much as possible. The boy wasn't used to the numerous crowds and all the noise. His fingers gripped the plastic red tray tighter as he approached the serious-looking cafeteria lady. "I'll...get a hamburger, some French fries and ice tea." she gave him all he had said, and Dan gave her the cash.

As soon as he was away from the line and sat in front of an empty table, he exhaled in relief. The brunette didn't like that woman one bit. It gave him the creeps...

The fourth grader stared at his food in boredom, and decided to eat it before it gets cold. But man...he felt really uncomfortable in here. He can't go out and eat on the grass with the sunshine above him because he wasn't allowed to in the first place. Like...you have to eat it here, or you get detention. Something like that. "Ugh...what am I supposed to do?" he muttered as he took a small bite out of the burger.

All of a sudden he had an idea. A really bad and evil thought. Taking a few fries from the carton, he ate one and threw three others to some random guy walking along with a tray. The boy who was hit was clearly startled, and dropped what he was holding on the floor; his food badly messed up. And then the guy slipped on a random puddle and fell face-flat on his lunch. Dan tried his best to stifle his laughter or else he'll get caught. Though it probably didn't matter anyway, everyone in the room was also laughing from the event...

Until the brown-haired boy realized who he hit. "Dan..!" out of the blue, Shun grabbed some of his spaghetti and threw it right on his face. Now both of them were covered in sauce...

Suddenly a random guy stood up from his seat and had a burger with mayonnaise. "FOOD FIGHT!" he yelled as the fifth-grader chucked his food to a girl who was peacefully reading a book. That must have ticked her off, because she was reaching for some milk on the table. She then hurled it, but it smacked another person instead. Now everybody was grabbing whatever they had and flinging it at each other. Unbelievably the cafeteria lady was also throwing the food on the containers at students with a big grin on her face. Dan was chucking more of his fries and his burger while Shun was trying to evade as much projectiles as possible, but epically failed.

One of them even got hit on the stomach and pretended to faint, only to clutch whatever he found on the floor and hurled it on someone's face. Once they saw that, others attempted the same tactic, and ended up being successful in hitting more students.

"STOP!" a voice echoed in the cafeteria. All of the students turned their attention to the entrance, some still with food in their hands. "You guys...are all acting like barbarians! All of you must cease this brutal activity!" everyone was silent for a few seconds; not even a single murmur broke out.

"Well..." Dan started while tossing another burger in his right palm. "You have a lot of confidence to say such a thing." then he shifted his view to everyone. "Let's show him how barbaric it is."

The sixth grader that came in to the chaotic room did not like the sneers he was receiving...not one bit. "GO!"

Basically, the poor courageous boy ran out of the campus covered in ketchup, mayonnaise, spaghetti sauce, and anything else you can think of.

The fun lasted till the bell rang, signaling everyone had to go to class. They were going to enjoy the expressions of their teachers later...even though they would probably get detention soon.

OFWs = Overdramatic Food Wars

A/N : Yes...it is utterly random isn't it? The first line above is what OFWs normally refer too. I was so bored at school awhile ago I that I was playing with acronyms and for some reason, the word 'Food Fight' kept coming to my head...I know Dan and Shun weren't mentioned as much, but you still have to give him credit for starting the mess right?

This is one of my most favorite ones...don't you agree? Shun epically failed in avoiding flying food. XDD Oh yeah, please review! (9/9/10)