Theme: 84. Out Cold
Pairing: BlackxWhite (ChessShipping)
Summary: "I swear, if one more fucker hits on her, I'm going to kill."
Rating: T TO THE EXTREME. Language, sexual implications, innuendo, violence.

AN: Oh Gawd I love this pairing. Black and White look so awesome. ;D I know that these are their fan given names only, but I prefer these kind of names over Nintendo's official names (I still call Ethan Gold and I like using the names Red, Blue and Leaf. I'm pretty sure that these will be the manga names anyway).

The fact that they're both older than the average hero/heroine in pokemon games pretty much means it's so easy to put them in 'mature' situations. Which is what I'm doing.

MOOD MUSIC: Next Contestant - Nickelback


Black considered himself a cool and collected type of guy. He rarely lost his temper and his girlfriend, White, had never once seen him mad. He always thought problems had better solutions than anger and he never raised his fists once. In short, Black was what everyone called a nice guy.

White adored that trait. She thought Black was the most sensitive guy in the Isshu region and considered herself lucky for dating a nice guy instead of a jerk. She thought they were perfect together. He was smart, caring and careful while she was outgoing, bold and fun loving. They both provided aspects they lacked in themselves and went together as well as two halves of a whole.

Not to mention they were both good looking teens. The sight of them together was enough to make a few people jealous.

Especially guys.

White loved her short shorts, small tops and vests. They were light and cool, which felt good for traveling through the warmer areas. Unfortunately, they were also revealing.

Very revealing.

Black wasn't the only one who liked White's sense of style. The male trainer was getting annoyed that he and his girlfriend couldn't go anywhere without some jerk hitting on her. He tried to play it cool, knowing White would never cheat on him (he trusted her completely), but when they started to get grabby, Black would feel himself lose his cool.

Tonight was no different. Black had taken White to her favourite hangout spot in Hiun City: the Morning Sun teen club. They sipped some drinks and jammed out to the music and White even put a request in for what she considered hers and Black's love song (Gotta be Somebody). They danced and had some enlightening conversations when their feet were too tired to continue. The night was going perfectly, except for something Black noticed. A lot of people were staring at White and how much leg and cleavage she was showing. White seemed totally oblivious to it or she was trying to ignore it.

Black felt uncomfortable. He knew if he turned his back on White for one second, some asshole was going to try coming on to her. That would ruin the whole night. When White suddenly stood up to check the next song at the DJ stand, Black felt a stab of panic. He got up to follow her, but he was too late.

"Hey sweetheart, what's a sexy girl like you doing with a loser?" an older teen asked White.

"What loser?" White asked.

"I'm talking about that dork with the hat and the baggy clothes who should be at home in bed instead of out here where it's cool people only," the guy said. He reached out and stroked White's thigh and White jerked away.

"That's my boyfriend. So screw off."

"Aw come on!" the teen protested. Black came up behind him and tapped his shoulder. The teen whirled around and stared into Black's dark and angry eyes.

"Are you bothering my girlfriend?"

"I wasn't bothering her, kid. I was offering her a chance to be with a real man."

"I'm not a kid." Black gritted his teeth. "Obviously she doesn't want to be with you, so leave her alone."

The teen stared at Black and laughed. "That's the best you've got? What if I don't want to leave her alone? What if I decide to show the babe what a wuss her boyfriend is?"

"Black, let's go..." White tugged his arm. Black took a deep breath and nodded.

"Yeah, let's. It's not worth it to take on this idiot." Black led White back to their table and left the other guy laughing. White sat down with a sigh and Black had his fists clenched.

"Come on, Black, cheer up..." White said, putting her hand on his. Black still didn't relax, which bothered White. "Black, what's wrong?"

"White, I'm sick of all these guys trying to hit on you. This happens all the damn time," Black said. "I know you don't respond to them, but..."

"Hey sweetie, can I buy you a drink?" Another guy came to their table and was leering at White. White shook her head.

"No thanks. Save your money."

"Not even the expensive stuff?" the guy pushed. White glared up at the next contestant.

"I said no. That means no."

"But..."

"Listen, buddy." Black stood up. White saw he was losing his cool and winced. "Are you seriously that thick? She said no. That means leave her alone."

"Hey, chill man!" The teen put his hands up. "Nothing wrong with offering to buy a drink for a lady now, is there? I'm just being nice! No need to have a Tauros!"

"If she wants a drink, I'll buy it for her. Now fuck off," Black spat.

"Calm down!" the teen snapped. Black completely lost his cool at that. The male trainer pulled his fist back and...

"Black, don't!" White cried. "You don't want to get into trouble!" Black stopped just in time. The other teen snickered and walked away.

"You lost out, sweetie!" he called. White ignored him and sighed again.

"That was close...Black, what were you thinking?"

"I was thinking about actually defending you instead of trying to use words," Black answered. "Trying to be reasonable never works."

"Black..." White said softly. "You're sweet, but don't. I don't want you getting into trouble because of me."

"It's not trouble," Black said, but White shook her head.

"We'll get kicked out and banned from here, Black."

Black shrugged. He ordered both him and White another drink (virgin margaritas) and sat down to cool off. White sat next to him and put an arm around him. Even though she was whispering how much she loved him and how she thought he was the greatest, Black still couldn't find his cool.

"I swear, if one more fucker hits on her, I'm going to kill."

Their drinks arrived and White happily sipped hers. Black downed half of his in an attempt to calm down, but he was still paranoid. The guys in the room still hadn't taken their eyes off of White, even though she had her arm wrapped around Black's and was cuddling him. Black smiled at White, finding her so incredibly cute. She seemed to know how to calm him down, even though this was the first real time she had seen him angry.

It wasn't going to last.

Another teen decided to try his hand at taking White home with him. This one looked rich and arrogant and he sure acted like it. He walked over, rudely pushing Black off his stool and grinned at White.

"So, lovely, your place or mine?"

"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine," White said with disgust.

"Oh come now, I know you'd love a chance to be with me. Lots of girls do. And you're pretty enough for me to be interested in you," the guy said.

"Joy," White said sarcastically. "Should I feel honoured or pissed off?"

"Honoured, of course. I don't often pick girls out."

"Forget it," White said. She got off her stool to help Black up, but the teen grabbed her and held her by the waist. "Hey, let go!"

"All girls protest. They'll find out they want it sooner or later. And I'll even buy you nice things. How's that sound?" the teen smirked.

"She's going to have to decline your generous offer," Black snarled. He stood up and cracked his knuckles. Enough was enough. He had to stand up for his girlfriend and prove to everyone White was HIS and not theirs for the taking.

"Black, don't do it!" White cried. For once, Black didn't listen to her. He was so mad that he couldn't see straight. White quickly ducked out of the way and Black slammed his fist into the other guy's nose. Blood poured out from the nostrils, but Black didn't stop. The guy quickly let go of White to try and stop the bleeding, but he left himself completely open. Black reared back and punched the guy in the head. The force was so strong, it sent the guy to the ground and knocked him out cold. The dark eyed trainer glanced around the room to see everyone staring at him in shock and he smirked.

"Anyone else want to try?"

"Black..." White whispered. She was shaking.

"Come on, White, let's get out of here," Black said. White nodded and the couple left the Morning Sun. Once outside, White flung herself at Black and hugged him tightly.

"You scared me. Don't do that again..."

Black held her as well, but he was still smiling smugly. White didn't notice it and kept talking. "What if he struck back? You could have gotten hurt. Black, please say you won't do that again."

"Alright..." Black said. He wiped the smile off his face long enough to tilt White's face up and kiss her. "I'm sorry I scared you. It won't happen again."

White smiled brightly. "Thanks, Black. I love you."

"I love you too, White. Come on, I'll walk you home," Black said and they headed out. Thankfully, it was dark enough so White couldn't see Black's smile return. It was the only time he ever lied to her, but it was necessary. Black was already planning on hitting the next asshole who ever tried hitting on White or trying to pick her up.

He had to protect his girlfriend after all.


This is a shout out to all the boyfriends out there who can relate to Black. If you really care for your girl, stand up for her! I once had a boyfriend who didn't do it for me when his best friend hit on me and it sparked a lot of mistrust between us that ended our relationship. Thankfully, it's no longer the case. (Love you, Regii!)

I've got some other ideas for future themes. One of them that I want to do is a continuation of a oneshot I wrote called The Demon and the Harlot with the theme 39. Dreams. Gijinka, obviously, and with MOAR AzelfxDarkrai!

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