Chapter 13: Arenita, playita... UHH!!.. Part III
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Me: Damn... my mom is arriving..

Toph14: Hehe... you're lost..

Tunko: Being a 12-year-old kid... sucks

Me: Yeah...
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Me: Are we there yet??

Zuko: No

Me: Are we there yet??

Katara: No

Me: Are we there yet??

Zuko: NO

Me: Are we there yet??

Katara: Damn no!

Me: But... Are we there yet??

Zuko: I HAVEN'T TURNED ON THE CAR YET!!!!!!! GOOD HEAVENS CHILD SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Tunko: Good heavens??... I thought you were a Kind of budist...

Aang: No... Actually I am the budist

B. Toph: Do you have something against the religious people??

Tunko: No... why... The only problem that I have is with the gays...

Toph14: Then you have a problem with Zuko...

Me: hehehe

Katara: Hey, Zuko is not gay...

Zuko: Thank you

Me: Yeah... he's not gay... he is bisexual

Toph14 and Tunko: LOLz

Katara: You know how to ruin good vacations

Aang: We have been travelling for 3 chapters!!!

B. Toph: Yeah!! And this sit smells like pee!!

Me:... Don't you remember what happened in the last chapter??

B. Toph: No, I don't forget anything

Toph14: Pfft...

Me: hey.. What's going on with you?? Thinking about Neji??

Toph14: Yeah... And you know what would be nice?? That you could make him come back...

Me: Whoa, sorry. I write... and I never erase

Tunko: I admire you for being stupid in front of many people

Me: Thanks, I'm glad that I have a fan

Tunko: Who said that I like this story??

Aang: She's giving you free vacations to a beach on Kioshi Island...

Tunko: Good point... but that doesn't mean that we're going to "Margarita" And you know that there are the best beaches...

Me: It seems that you had never travelled out of the country

Tunko: I'm patriotic

Me: Ya... ya

Katara: Look... we can stop there to eat points to a McDonald's
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A/N: Yeah, let's start kidding the Fast Food companies!!!
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Zuko: Are you hungry already??

Katara: Yeah, why??

Zuko: Nothing...

Katara: You think I'm going to get fat??

Zuko: No it's just--

Katara: Huh?? First two girls come and said "Is your dress tight, or you're too big for it??" and then you come to call me fat!!

Zuko: Honey I didn't--

Katara: Do you think that you are the sexiest prince in the world only because you've got lots of fangirls behind you!!!!???

Zuko: Yeas, but--

Katara: Well, you know what??!! NO, YOU'RE JUST A SCAR FACE AGNSTY TEENAGER WITH A DARK/SAD PAST THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF!!!!

Zuko: Katara... you had moodswings...

Katara: What?? Don't change the topic!!!

Zuko: Katara, I fear... that... you're pregnant

Everybody: gasps

Katara: ... But--- Well who cares?? I'm hungry!!

Me: Oh, no

In the McRestaurant

Everyone is eating... except for me

Toph14: To me Why aren0t you eating??

Me: You know I hate fast food...

Aang: It's delicious, it's food and it's fast

Me: Aang... You're eating a hamburguer... which means that you're eating a cow..

Zuko: Actually he's eating petroleum... these are not real hamburguers

Aang: With a oh-this-is-so-nasty face

B. Toph: Sorry guys... but.. I can't see where my hamburguer is!!

Me: In front of you

B. Toph: Oh..eats

Toph14: But, you love McDonald's, it's supposedly your favourite food...

Me: Look... This is an Avatar World's McDonald's... it tastes different... and my favourite food is rice!

Katara: Rice??... Your favourite food is the rice?? Girl, you're so null

Me: Well, I'm a healthy girl... My mom even get me to kick-boxing classes

Zuko: What do you do in kick-boxing classes??

Me: Kick-boxes Zuko's ass [A/N: Sorry, I had to say it.. I'm so angry now

Zuko: Oh, crap!! That hurts!!

Toph14: You aren't really in kick-boxing classes, are you??

Me: No, I saw it on T.V

Tunko: Sorry girls but, I'm trying to eat this beautiful SuperSize Burguer...

Katara: You're not going to eat that, Tunko

Tunko: Who will stop me??

Katara: Your heart

Tunko: And that means??

Katara: That you will die, jerk

Me: In that case, let him eat

Tunko: Yeah, let me-- You idiot

Aang: Sorry, but you deserve it after calling their "Misterious" friend gay

Tunko: You know what??

Aang: What??

Tunko: I'm going to tell everybody who is the REAL queen of GAYLAND!!

Toph14 and me: sushh!! shut up..sushush!!!!

Tunko: The queen of gayland is--