Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Author's Note: Fluffy is coming back with a vengeance…Muh ha ha…

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Emmett held a cute, little kitten in his arms. It was completely black and purring softly. Emmett petted the kitty as he walked his way into the mansion.

"Carlisle!" Emmett called, holding the kitty protectively. "Carlisle, I got you something."

Carlisle appeared in the staircase. "What did you-" He saw the kitten and a surprised smile spread across his face. "It's a pretty kitty!" His voice squeaked as he spoke.

"Yeah, this is to make up for Fluffy. Her name is Princess. And she is so excited to have you as her daddy." Emmett lifted the kitten to his face. "Isn't that right, Princess?"

"Emmett, stop!" Carlisle ran over and snatched the kitten away from Emmett. "It's my cat!" And with that Carlisle ran away with his 'Princess'.

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Four days later, Emmett was thirsty, and unfortunately for Princess, she was walking right in his view.

"No. No. I already killed three of Carlisle's cats this month…must resist." Emmett's eyes watched the kitty. "Must not." He grabbed on to the table behind him, trying to hold his body back from pouncing on the kitten. "Jasper!"

"Yes, Emmett." Jasper appeared downstairs.

"Bite the cat, so that it's a vampire cat and I would eat it."

"That is the stupidest plan I've ever heard." Emmett's eyes met Jasper's. "But fine." Jasper went over and bit Princess. She began to have a seizure type reaction on the floor.

"Happy, Emmett?"

"Yes, very Jasper. Thank you."

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Three weeks later, Carlisle was walking through the front yard, when he came across some random corpses lying lop-sided and scattered around the yard.

"Ummm…this might be a problem." There was a loud scream, Carlisle turned to see Princess jumping on top of a random Forks citizen and knocking them to the ground. Princess then began to maul the person, and once the satisfied. Princess leaned down and drank the blood of her victim. She looked over at Carlisle and hissed.

"A vampire cat…Excellent." Carlisle walked back into the house.

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Author's Note: So, Fluffy didn't actually come back, but Princess will be sure to cause havoc in Fluffy's place. Princess is named after my friend's black cat, who just kind of showed up at their house, after biting my friend's little sister. Vampire Cat…muh ha ha!