And once again, just another awesome chapter~ If only Alice beat the shit out of Ciel then it wouldn't come THIS FAR. THIS IS SPARTA!


"Breaking your sword wasn't my intention! I'm honestly sorry!" Alice blurted desperately out of fear of Ciel's wrath. She was cornered up the stairs by Ciel and his black butler Sebastian.

"That's of no matter." Ciel replied as he crossed his arms in a threatening manner, TALLER THAN ALICE TO ADD IN DETAIL. Alice sighed in relief; he didn't care anymore…RIGHT?

"Well that's IF YOU REPLACE MY CANE-SWORD WITH ANOTHER." Ciel added. Alice's relief was overturned by her grief the second after. Sebastian smirked to himself as if wanting to crack up laughing in demonic amusement. THAT DEMON…

"What? But your cane-sword is…ONE OF A KIND!" Alice countered, feeling slightly confident. JUST SLIGHTLY…

"In that case, compensate, pay the price of your downfall in which was your own selfish flaws." Ciel proclaimed in a high Noble's manner of great pride in everything revolving around him.

"Lucian! I've got a problem here…" Alice muttered darkly.

"What the Hell is…HUH? There's no way YOU have the right to CHARGE MISS ALICE FOR YOUR CARELESSNESS! It's your own damn fault for leaving that crap lying on the floor for ANYONE WHO WOULD OBVIOUSLY BREAK IT!" Lucian retorted in irritation. "Do you find amusement in cornering and mocking my young mistress? You demons! Only I can do that!"

"Wha-"Alice was cut off by an annoyed Ciel who truly passed his tolerance level, the fine thread. BROKE

"You can say what you will however that doesn't change the fact that Miss Alice Nightrave broke my property! AND THAT SHE MUST COMPENSATE!" Ciel was holding out his cane-sword that was mercilessly SNAPPED IN HALF. "…it's unfixable…"

"Why don't YOU COMPENSATE! If it can break that easily than get a BETTER ONE THAT'LL ACTUALLY LAST!" Lucian pressed on intentionally in anger as he took his place beside Alice with a graceful leap from downstairs.

"Alice THREW IT INTO A TREE AND CRACKED IT, I hesitantly forgave her. This time she BROKE IT WITHOUT HESITATION, now it's REVENGE…" Ciel mumbled darkly with his black blue bangs concealing his eye from view. "Therefore, I demand you to compensate!" Ciel pointed accusingly towards Alice confidently. Out of nowhere, Ciel instantly yanked out a piece of paper MUCH LIKE A RECIEPT saying: *censored* thousand pounds. Alice's life was flipped upside down followed by the destruction of her world.

"So it came down to this huh?" Alice sighed inwardly and gave into regret. "I understand, I'll take responsibility…" Alice kneeled down onto the ground, discarding her pride before Ciel Phantomhive who's abysmal blue eye reflected shock. Sebastian and Lucian were completely taken by surprise and BY CHANCE ALOIS AND CLAUDE ALONG WITH THE NIGHTRAVE SERVANTS AND ADRIEL WERE OBSERVING THE SCENE.

"What…that's not what I meant."

"Please forgive me! I truly regret my actions so please…DON'T MAKE ME PAY!" Alice begged sincerely from the heart. Everyone stoned completely upon hearing Alice's GRAVE DISTRESS. The price of the cane-sword was a DEMON AMOUNT OF ALL DEBTS. Screw compensation, if Alice compensated then she'd be broke as Hell.

"Tch, your choice. If you can't compensate in money…COMPENSATE PHYSICALLY." Ciel had the eye of superiority and cold darkness of a demon. His aura was black and emanating bad vibes of negativity from within.

"Talk about misleading…" The Nightrave servants muttered amongst themselves, AUDIBLE FOR ALL TO HEAR.

Alice immediately rose to her full height once she heard Ciel's VERY DEMANDING ORDER.

"Thinking DIRTY THOUGHTS aren't you?" Alois deviously mocked with a Cheshire grin. EVERYONE HEARD…

"T-that's not what it meant!" Alice desperately denied with flailing arms and a mind that drew a blank card and silently added in her head. "At least I think…"

"What kind of perverted play is this?" Lucian demanded in disgust and he flipped THE FINGER AT CIEL, YES THE CIEL PHANTOMHIVE AND IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER…DOMINATING SILENCE…

"Hey, Ciel! Pass me the bloody receipt!" Ordered Alois, Ciel eyed him suspiciously but passed Alois the CURSED paper anyway. Breaking the intensity of the dull mood, after taking a glance Alois began laughing…manically. Everyone was deeply disturbed.

"Father…?" Adriel questioned uncertainly, the innocent child quivered in fear and ran to hug the nearest 'family'. And that family happened to be the stoically serious Claude. "Grandpa! Father is a transvestite!" Adriel wailed without knowing the TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD.

"Er, doesn't anyone remember my great presence?" Grell asked, everyone intentionally ignored the red headed Shinigami who was still sprawled on the ground. Except Adriel who left Claude to walk over to Grell. He bent down to face Grell on the ground.

"Do you want to be in my family?" Adriel questioned purely like the child he was.

"Huh? A-a family?" Grell asked excitedly with strong passion, red rose petals blew heavily in the imaginary wind. "W-with Sebastian…? No, what am I thinking, such a dream!~ Should I be an aunty? No! The elder sister! Or maybe…a mother!~ Oh, I can't decide!~"

"I've decided!"

"What will I be?"

"My grandma!"

*crack* An arrow pierced Grell through the heart. It was impossible…

"That's it! My heart is broken!~ I don't want to live such a cruel life! I won't tolerate this any longer!~" Grell complained in deep depression and running away TRAGIC HEROINE STYLE OUT THE DOOR.

"Alice! I can afford it for you!" Cheered Alois in his positively happy go lucky voice, he childishly skipped up the steps in strides until he reached her. In his hand WAS A SCRUNCHED UP RECEIPT. Ciel's expression was pricelessly stunned.

"Seriously? Wow, for once Alois! I respect you A LITTLE MORE!" Alice released a blissful sigh of relief. SAVED

Reaching for the left pocket of Alois's purple jacket, he took out a white and pink lacy, narrow piece of material stained in dried blood. Lucian cringed in horror. The servants and Adriel were clueless, Sebastian was mildly confused, Claude maintained his indifferent demeanour, Ciel was silenced and stunned at the sight and Alice looked away upon the sight while Alois was smirking proudly as if it was a valuable item.

"I'll pay for you under ONE CONDITION!"

"That's alright, I'm fine with it! Thank you Alois! THANK YOU!" Alice was in a happy stated of blissful victory. She wouldn't have to pay therefore she wouldn't have to suffer Ciel's arrogance and lecturing. Alice was so reassured and glad that she hugged Alois, TIGHTLY. Alois being Alois of course hugged back EVEN TIGHTER. "I'm in a good mood now so I'll just ignore the fact that you're cutting off my oxygen." Alice mumbled inaudibly because her face was pressed into Alois's top half. "I-I can't breathe!"

"Yay!~ So my condition is that you'll be my personal maid for a week, I'll pay you a divided portion of the debt for each day you work for me!" Explained Alois optimistically, his bright smile was tainted by a demonic smirk the moment it spread across his scheming face.

"Miss Alice!"

"What? And what if I refuse…?" Alice questioned seriously, her shadow raven bangs concealed her violet-blue eyes once she was released from Alois's DEATH GRIP, her hands gripped into clenched fists of anguish.

"Don't you remember THAT TIME? Back at Kuro Academy during the ball, this is your choker that you used to stop my wrist from bleeding!" Alice's head tilted up and she glared at Alois as she attempted to hold back a blush, BLACKMAIL. Alois continued talking in pure innocence as he quietly laughed at her tsundere reaction. Such a yandere Earl… "Care to tell EVERYONE HERE WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE YOU RAN OFF AND GOT KIDNAPPED?" Definitely blackmail, if Lucian heard than that would be the end of the world AND ALICE. If Lucian knew what she said, she'd never hear the END OF IT as well as see the END OF HIS APOCALYPSE. Lucian wouldn't accept it, EVER…the fact that Alice said SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED VERY MUCH LIKE A CONFESSION TO ALOIS. What Alice knew what would occur after the word is spread IN WHICH NO-ONE SPOKE OF…LATELY…Lucian didn't hear of, He didn't have to and it was better that way. IT WOULD DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR…

"No! Stop it you scheming bastard!"

"Not unless you agree with my term of condition! This is YOUR CHOICE AFTER ALL~"

"Tch!"

"What was that, Alice? Do I take that as a NO…? Ok then! I'll tell everyone anyway!~ Countdown begin! 10…"

"Miss Alice, we'll think of another way! Don't give into this shit!" Lucian

"9…"

"Don't forget you compensate EVERYTHING." Ciel

"8…"

"Grandpa! What does a transvestite mean again?" Adriel

"7…"

"From the bottom of my heart I sincerely hope you live to see the day of freedom." Sebastian

"6…"

"His Highness tends to help out IN HIS OWN WAY…" Claude

"5…"

"Sometimes a living sacrifice won't silence the devil!" Shalbriri

"4…"

"Alice, fight on!" Miyuki

"3…"

"Life is war! Shoot down the enemy and live independently!" Gianni

"2…"

"Even a nanosecond counts!" Alois

"1…"

"F-fine! I agree!" Little did she know that her typical life would change forever…THAT MIGHT BE AN OVERSTATEMENT, SUSPENSE…

"Did I ever mention you'll be living in my mansion as my personal maid from today on?"

"Like Hell you didn't! YOU SCHEMING BASTARD!"

"I got a uniform just your size~"

"Hey! Listen to me you man-bitch!"

"Miss Alice! No matter what, I'll never leave your side! Even if you are Trancy's servant! …now excuse me while I go cry…"


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