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Act seven Scene two: Shadow Temple Boss

Link: I am so not willing to go after this guy… he looks like one of those weird moles... you know with the starfish noses… freaks me right out (shivers).

Navi: Just take a deep breath and think of something you like.

Link: Alright (closes eyes)… I like Ruto… Zelda (smiles)… um… (opens eyes) is it weird that Sheik comes to mind?

Navi: I think the owl was right to call you 'Fairy boy'.

Link shakes his head and the enters the door. The scene then fades. Moments later it show him in the Sacred Realm. Impa stands before him.

Impa: Boy with noble Zelda ocarina… as I expected, you come. I am Impa, one of the Sheikahs. I am Princess Zelda's caretaker-

Link: I know… we met like… seven years ago.

Impa: Boy who strong like ox?

Link nods.

Impa: Ahh, I should have remembered that face. Haven't changed at all… I stay here. You go to Princess Zelda, protect her like dear Impa would. Make smile on face, I give you medallion!

Link takes medallion and then the scene fades into white.

Act seven Scene three: Another Treasured Visit with Ganondorf

Ganondorf is sitting in his throne with Gan-Gan on his lap. He pets the cat and smiles.

Ganondorf: When Link comes to the castle, these walls shall bleed red!

The camera zooms out and shows a Gerudo with red material in her hands. She begins to smile.

Gerudo: Red it is then! I was really hoping you would pick this one, I mean; I have so many decorative pieces picked out for this! Oh! It's going to be spectacular!

Ganondorf: Just remember, I want the room to scream "I will hurt you and you won't like it" not "Pick a safe word and Spank me"… alright?

Gerudo: Yeah, of course. I just need you to do some signing (holds paper up to Ganon) here, here, and here-

Ganondorf: What does it mean 'Gerudo is not to be blamed if Link defeats you'?

Gerudo: Oh, don't worry about it! You see, the last customer I decorated for was killed by Link… his family tried to sue me… those dragons can be quite relentless sometimes.

Ganondorf: Okay… just remember "Pain" not "Spank me".

Gerudo nods and then leaves the room. Ganon stands from his throne and looks out the window. He then turns back to the room and sighs.

Gerudo: King Dragmire

Ganondorf: Yes?

Gerudo: We saw him… he was on his way to the Kakariko graveyard.

Ganon picks his cat up.

Ganondorf: This displeases Gan-Gan… what do we do?

There is silence for a moment and he stares down the Gerudo.

Gerudo: Oh! I thought you were asking the cat-

Ganondorf: Do you really think I'm that stupid? (Laughs) Asking Gan-Gan a silly question like that would be insulting… I was asking you!

Gerudo: Oh… well… uh… we could make sure he doesn't get into the Shadow Temple-

Ganondorf: Silly woman, if you just came back from seeing him go to the graveyard, chances are he is already in there… possibly already defeated it too… (looking down at cat) Seriously Gan-Gan, sometimes I feel like I am surrounded by imbeciles!... If he saves the Shadow temple… my mothers will make sure he doesn't get past the Spirit Temple… (maniac laughter)

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