A Night On The Boardwalk
Epilogue!! Yay! Now I don't have to bother worrying about this lame story! :P
This would've been up much earlier, but I promised my friend Jenny that I would never post this until she started watching Shugo Chara and Death Note with me and my other friends :P She stayed tough for a long time...but not tough enough ;) Isn't that right, Jeo? (She's probably getting pissed at me right about now XD Whatever :) btw, She's ADDICTED to this story, though I don't know why :P Looking back, I've come to realize that this story SUCKS.)
But...! For all of the readers who have patiently waited and dealt with my horrible chapters, the least I can do is award you guys with a decent last chapter, ne?~
As to my sequel, I'm gonna take my time with that, so don't go expecting things :P
Enjoy, all you lovelies ;)
Time goes by so fast, it's almost scary. I mean, just 1 year ago, on this very day, Neji and I got into an ass whopping fight, resulting in a beautiful consequence that Anko-sensei seemed to enjoy too much. But, I guess I can't be saying things, since I enjoyed it too. If only a little... Whatever. It was quite the experience, and that I cannot deny, no matter how hard I try.
"Heya, gorgeous. Fancy seeing you here," someone said behind me. I have eventually grown out of my dorky habit of checking who the talker was, since by now I knew a bit too well who was speaking.
I laughed. Him and I were the only ones present; waiting in the gym for the rest of our team to come storming out of the changing rooms, eager to start a good old basketball practice.
"Small world, isn't it, Neji?" I said, before shooting him a smile. Neji smirked. While he was enjoying smirking, I skipped over to where I had dumped my bag, hoping to pull out a ball to fool around with. However, the ball I had placed in there wasn't there.
"Looking for something?" Neji said, resting his head at the crook of my shoulder and neck. I nodded against him, before he held out my ball in front of my face.
"Ah! Thank you, Neji!" I replied happily, before skipping off so my feet were planted on half.
"Oh? What's this? No 'thank you'? Have you forgotten your manners, my dear Tenten?" Neji said mockingly. I turned around, dropped the basketball, and walked over to him slowly with a yummy smirk stickered on my face.
"Oh? You want me to say thank you?" I smiled as I was in front of him. I was on my tiptoes, ready to plant a big wet one on him, when a fly ball smacked my butt, interrupting our cute little 'momemt'.
Both of us glanced over to where the ball came from, only to find the team staring at us. The ball bounced back into their direction, making it easier for Naruto, who was in front of everyone, to collect the ball. He grinned that goofy grin of his, before winking at us playfully.
"Aw, shucks. With you two acting so lovey, I think I'm starting to get jealous." Naruto said, before giggling cutely.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at Naruto. "Oh? If you're so jealous by the scene, why don't you go wham Sasuke in that changing room? Don't worry, we won't tell..."
"SHIKAMAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Ino called as she, Sakura and Hinata entered the gym. We have finally decided as a team to let them watch us play every now and then, telling Anko that we needed the cheering.
"Hey." We all called out in unison. Our little group hasn't changed too much over this past year, except for a few minor things. As I was attempting to transfer back to Konoha Academy, the university wouldn't let me go, since they had already spent so much money just for my stay over there. However, at the same time, Kiba announced that he had to leave this school, due to the fact he was moving. We were all upset, but because his sister, and her boyfriend decided to get married, he needed to be closer to them, seeing as they're the only family he has. So, as Kiba was about to leave, Orochimaru struck again, resulting on Kiba doing a little switch with me. Don't worry, he's quite happy there. Him andSuigetsu are great friends, and he soon got attracted to the fugly slut: Temari.
Hinata was quite upset though, and was being too depressing. So, Naruto proved to us that he wasn't gay, and got closer to her. In about a few months, they started dating, and are still doing really good.
With me and Neji now together, I guess that it leaves...hmmm...Ino, Sakura, Sasuke and Shikamaru as our lucky bachelors/bachelorettes. But, in my mind, I think all of that will all change...
"Alright, enough with the chitter-chatter!!" Anko demanded, as she came out of her dinky little office. "Let's play some basketball!"
Nobody heard her I'm guessing, or none of us didn't care, since none of us moved at all.
"Tenten." Neji whispered sexily in my ear.
"Yes, Neji?" I replied also whispering. He turned me around, and started fonding with my hair.
"Aw, they're so cute!" Sakura squeeled, before grabbing Ino's arm.
"Yes! They are!!"
While the two of them were in their fantasy world, I noticed Naruto casually walk over to Hinata, causing the two of them to engage in a heart filled conversation.
"Hello!? I'd like to start a practice....." Anko rambled again. Still, no one was listening. We were enjoying ourselves too much to care.
"Look at Sasuke." Neji ordered. I glanced in his direction, before laughing.
There stood Sasuke, practicially looking dead, with a bored expression on his face. He was muttering silly things like: Girls can be so creepy, and I think I'm going to vomit.
Ah, silly Sasuke. But we love him anyways.
Shikamaru, who was standing beside Sasuke was gazing at him, thinking VERY dirty thoughts about him, or simply had nothing better to look at. Whatever it was, it didn't go unseen by our lovable cupid, Ino, who danced over to the pair.
She tapped Shikamaru on the shoulder playfully, causing him to turn around and to grumble a quiet 'What?'. Ino smiled. "See? You are so enjoying the man candy right in front of you! With all of this solid evidence, I now conclude...: Shikamaru is gay. With Sasugay."
"HEY!" Shikamaru yelled, as he started chasing Ino around the gym. "I AM NOT!!!!"
"You totally are!!" Ino replied, before looking back and sticking her tongue out.
"Could we all please settle down!? I'd like to have a nice practice..." Anko said, but didn't manage to get our attention.
"Man, why does everything seem to want me!?" Sasuke mumbled before disappearing into another one of his emo corners.
Neji smirked when Sasuke said that. I didn't really get a chance to hear what he said, since the gym was too noisy to hear anything. I finally understood what he said when he whispered it to me. Out of no where, we got into a heated make out session, like Naruto and Hinata.
"Shika's gayyyy..." Ino chanted.
Finally, Anko blew her whistle, causing everyone to stop.
"I AM NOT GAY!!" Shikamaru yelled right when everyone was silent. Everyone gazed at him. He coughed. "Just saying..."
Anko cleared her throat. "Um....well, I guess that is very useful information, Shikamaru. Thank you."
He smirked. "No problem."
Anko ordered us to sit on the bleachers, rambling on and on about 'calming our hormones' and 'wasting precious time on silly things'. Neji the whole time was talking to me, whispering the most oddest things in my ear.
We weren't the only ones socializing though. Ino and Shikamaru were still arguing over their dilema concerning Shikamaru's sexuality. Face it, Ino, Shikamaru's not homosexual...he's bisexual.
I guess Anko heard u the four of us talking, because she automaticially went into a deep spaz mode. "AUGHHHHHHH!!!" She pointed at Neji and me. "You guys! I am so sick of your gross loviness! It was sort of cute at first, but now it's getting at bit weird! Not to mention gross! I'm so sick and tired of you two alwayd trying to get into each other's oants each and everyday, especially when we have practice! AND YOU!!" Anko yelled, pointing her finger at Shikamaru and Ino. "I was fine with the blonde one to watch our practice. But it never ends with the debates regarding each other's sexuality!! We never get any practice in due to YOUR distractions!! Shikamaru, either admit that you're gay, or Ino, you leave him alone!"
Everyone was silent.
"I'm not gay..." Shikamaru mumbled.
Ino pointed a finger at him. "Don't lie."
Anko sighed. "I knew that this would be impossible to sort out, so that means all of you will have to sort it out yourselves." She pointed at Neji and I, then again at Ino and Shikamaru.
Oh, no. I know where this is going...
"You four! Pack your bags!!"
"W-What do you mean, Anko-sensei??" Ino questioned.
"You and Shikamaru can take over Neji and Tenten's residence, and call each other...roomies." She stated, smirking.
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".......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Heh, that's what he said."
HOLY SHIT YESSSSSS!!!! I AM FINALLY DONE!!!
I hoped you enjoyed this and that it didn't suck too bad! I wrote this in about ten minutes so don't blame me! Everything said in the middle was all being said at the same time, so yeah :P if you're confused just ask
Thank you so much to everyone who reviewd or favorited or whatever!~ I love you guys!!!
Peace out, gangsta!~
-nikijoshilove
