so then now it was back to the tiny ass elevators for the 5th god damn trial today. yes, the elevator that was tinier than mukuro ikusaba's tittes. im pretty sure ur getting tired of that joke but ill likely never stop it because its become a funny ass running gag just like togami not being in this story. yes this story is resorting to reusing jokes isnt that how most of these turn out?
anyways lol so back to the tiny ass elevators. since ppl didnt trust nagi anymor they decided to appoint a NEW PROTAGONIST FOR DIS TRIAL?! :O :OOOOO yea lol they decided 2 make junko the new protag because those ratchet ass hoes didnt trust naegi.
"I can't FUCKING believe you guys replaced me as protag" naegi yelled like the little baby is.
"haha no protag naegi" chihiro teased.
"stfu shota" naegi yelled. chihiro crie.
"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO FIND WHOEVER USED MY WEAVE TO STRANGE AOI ASSAHINA, STRANGLE THEM WITH THEIR OWN WEAVE, AND THEN CUT OFF MY LEFT HAND AND MAKE THEM USE THE HAND THAT I CUT OFF AND THEN APPOINT THEM TO THE GROUP SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL DESPAIR!" junko, who was still missing part of her weave, yelled.
"wow junko thats kind of meen yall" paula deen said.
"stfu paula deen u 2 ratchet #ratchet" queeriqueeri said with a lol.
"you butter take that back!" paula yelled.
"lol no"
"as an advocate of weave, I decree that the killer of Aoi Assahina to be a sick bastard!" ishimaru yelled.
"me 2" naegi said.
"guys i didnt fucking kill aoi pls dont h8 me :(" maizono said.
"maizono give it up ur the merderer" koizumi said.
"Koizumi you stank pussy uncircumsized penis coconut haired hoe please shut the fuck up we havent even got to court yet you cant accuse me yet" maizono said.
"i blame men" koizumi said. "thats why im with my dear banana haird seyonji."
"saaaay what ever happened to seyonji anyways?" chihiro asked. "bc i remember a reviewer asking about her."
"ive been in this story ever since i first appeared!" seyonji announced.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Chihiro yelled.
"im just not allowed 2 talk bc im in the sequel of this story and aaaaaallllllll of my dialogue is supposed to go there!" seyonji sed.
"o"
"ya" and then seyonji shutted the fuck up.
"wait you mean theres gonna be a sequel to this bullshit?" naegi asked. yup its confirmed now naegi lol.
and then it was time 4 court! :O
"ok lol so we're gonna change the style of the court trials of school life and death up a bit more." nicki said. "were gonna do more than just NONSTOP DEBATES and MAKE AN ACCUSATION and CLIMAX INFERENCE! were also gonna do MACHINE GUN TALK BATTLES, THAT SNOWBOARDING QUESTION ANSWERING BULLSHIT, and of course, EPIPHANY ANAGRAMS."
"ok no fuck that this is too much work im passing the responsability of being protag to maizono." junko said
"yay" maizono said
"gdi" naegi said.
"why the fuck would you pass protag privelages onto maizono she's the god damn murderer!" koizumi yelled.
"ugh like, fine i'll be the protag" junko said.
"ok time 2 start a nonstop debate i guess."
NONSTOP DEBATE
koizumi: it was maizono!
maizono: no it wasnt
koizumi: but... i even have pictures to prove it!
maizono: they're quite clearly photoshopped. im not even twerking in that photo!
koizumi: then they MUST BE PHOTOSHOPPED! :O
junko: YOU GOT HTE WROGN!
END NONSTOP DEBATE
"wow maizono dont u remember... twerking is banned until there was a murder." junko said.
"oh shit..." maizono said.
"then... then... uuu... ur the... MEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEERRRR!" chihiro yelled.
"no im not" maizono said.
"then how do you explain you taking my weave?" junko asked.
"those pictures are photoshopped!" maizono said.
"wait... I have an accusation!" naegi proclaimed.
"who?" junko asked.
"hes the only one who can use photoshop... tell them, junko" naegi said.
"gdi why the fuck are you asking me its your fucking accusation" junko yelled.
"ya lol ik but ur protag now and this happens pmuch every trial." naegi said.
"fine! it must be..."
EPIPHANY ANAGRAM START!
C_R_
CHI_R_
CHIHIR_
CHIHIRO
junko: I GTO TI!
END EPIPHANY ANAGRAM!
"if it wasnt maizono... then the only one capable of using photoshop... IS CHIHIRO FUJISAKI!" junko yelled. every one gasped.
"i argee. chihiro has also been accusing maizono since day 1" queeriqueeri said. "well actually idk that since i was fucking absent for most of the fucking story."
"but ya... it has to be chihiro fujisaki" naegi said.
"i... i wont deny my involvement in this case." chihiro said. "i did photoshop the pictures of maizono taking junkos weave."
"so you admit that YOU killed her?!" koizumi yelled.
"no... i was just an accomplice." chihiro said.
"fujisaki you bitch ass ho why would you do that :O" maizono aked.
"the culprit... promised me that they would give me the keys to shota land if i helped. so when maizono cut the lights off, i quickly photoshopped koizumis picture."
"all in just a few seconds?" koizumi asked.
"yea"
"oh. thats completely logical and believable!" koizumi said.
"so then... who's the real culprit?" naegi asked.
"I can't tell you... or else they wont give me the keys 2 shota land... sry guise." chihiro said.
"damn it hes using the gender pronoun that applies to all the genders so what do?" naegi asked.
"we have no way of identifying the culprit!" ishimaru yelled.
"no... were all gonna be executed! D:" queeriqueeri said.
"but arent u invincible?" junko asked.
"ohhhhh i am right. lol sucks 4 u guys then." queeriqueeri said.
NONSTOP DEBATE
paula: y'all i have an idea y'all
maizono: what?
paula: why did maizono cut the lights off, yall?
koizumi: it never occured 2 me 2 ask that... why DID you cut the lights off?
maizono: *nervous sweating*
junko: YOUVE GOT HTE WROGN!
END NONSTOP DEBATE
"ummm wtf do i have wrogn exactly?" maizono asked.
"oh lol nothin im not used 2 being protagonist" junko said. "but ur nervous sweating proves that ur involved with the case somehow."
naegi gasped, "wh... why would my hentai be involved in this? B-Baka!"
"no negi shes right... i did have somethin 2 do with this case... i wont deny it..." maizono said. EVERYONE GASPED! :O :O :O :O :O
"but... why..." naegi asked.
"because... the culprit promised me the keys to twerk team ville if i helped." maizono said.
koizumi facepalmed,"im just gonna be the one to say this... you guys are a bunch of FUCKING IDIOTS because if the culprit wins and we accuse wrong you all will be executed!"
"ooooohhhhh right." maizono said.
"ooooohhhhh right." chihiro said.
"k ya lol it was ishimaru that killed assahina" maizono said.
"gdi im caught" ishimaru said.
"ok so its time 4 climax inference" junko said.
CLIMAX INFERENCE
"so we all went 2 dinner. ishimaru decided to murder assahina for some reason. he hired chihiro and maizono to be accomplices under false pretenses. so first maizono cut the lights off. then chihiro took my weave and gave it 2 ishimaru. then koizumi took pictures. chihiro quickly edited those pictures to make it look like maizono did it. then ishimaru accidnetally knock a chair over. he then killed aoi assahina and all of the blame went to maizono."
END CLIMAX INFERENCE
"fine... i did it..." ishimaru admitted. "but thats not all there is behind this. this trial isn't over. this trial is far from over!" ishimaru yelled.
"upupupu... ishimaru is right. you guys have 2 figure out not only EVERYTHING there is to know about this complicated murder, but you must also find out about JUNKO'S SECRET!" nicki minaj said.
"m-my secret?" junko said.
"I... I think I know what junkos secret is..." naegi said. "but i'll only tell u if you let me be protag-chan again." naegi said.
"k fine" nicki minaj said.
PROTAG SWITCH! NAEGI IS PROTAG ONCE MORE!
EPIPHANY ANAGRAM
K_$_
KE$_
KE$H_
KE$HA
KE$HA
naegi: I GTO TI!
END EPIPHANY ANAGRAM
"thats right... junkos secret is... junko enoshima ISN'T REALLY JUNKO ENOSHIMA!" naegi said.
"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!" ishimaru asked.
"no thats not true... that is junko enoshima... who else could it be?" queeriqueeri asked
"junko enoshima... IS KE$HA DISGUISED AS JUNKO!"
STUDENTS REMAINING: 8 out of 18
MAKOTO NAEGI
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
MONDO OOWADA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
KE$HA
KYOQUISHA QUEERIQUEERI
AOI ASSAHINA
SAKURA OOGAMI
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
LOLITA RIHANNA
MUKURO IKUSABA
MILEY CYRUS "SAYAKA" MAIZONO
HIFUMI YAMADA
POUNDED BY BALLS "LOEN" KUWATA
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU
TOUKO FUKAWA
PAULA DEEN
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a large classroom, flipping the camera off. Fukawa is in the corner as genocider hoe holding her special ho scissors that she kills ppl with. loen is seen poledancing in the right corner. yamada is reading a mlp yaoi fanfiction in the left corner. sakura is weight lifting next to the window. Lolita Rihanna is seen in the front of the classroom worshiping satan. hagakure is smoking weed next to lolita rihanna. mukuro is seen about 2 stab yamada. mondo is in the front and appears 2 be leaning in to kiss somebody, but the person hes kissing isn't there. assahina is seen encouraging sakura 2 life weights and shes also eating donuts. junko is now next 2 mukuro talking on the phone about despair.
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(WHOA! TWO PARTER TRIAL! WHAT TWIST! :O lol ya ok so this trial was split up into 2 parts because its sooooo elaborate and well thought out. even more well thought out then SAKURA'S TRIAL! :O :O :O :O so ya pls let me know what you think of the BIG TWIST that was revealed in this trial! i worked so hard on this trial over 7 HOUR on it! so pls review and let me kno what u think! i made this chapter xtra long because i havent been updating as recent!)