AN: Hullo! Sorry I didn't update on Sunday when I said I would, won't happen again, I promise3 I don't think I'll be able to do a chapter on Saturday, but I'll try, and I'm bringing the Xtra-Factor back at some point!
*The four judges are already at their seats and the crowd cheer as Dobby enters with the reamaining acts*
Dobby: Dobby is happy to see you all again! Now Dobby will say the results.
Dobby: Voldemort, is...going through!
*Voldemort fist pumps and the crowd clap as Voldemort leaves the stage.*
Dobby: Nargle Hunters, are...going through too!
*The crowd clap as the Lovegood's leave the stage, beaming*
Dobby: Harry Potter is, ...going through!
*The crowd cheer as Harry walks off the stage.*
Dobby: Madam Pomfrey is...going through!
*The crowd cheer again and Madam Pomfrey bows, then leaves the stage.*
Dobby: Severus Snape and Neville Longbottom are...both going through!
*The crowd cheer once more as they leave the stage.*
Dobby: Ron Weasley is...in the bottom two, Dobby is sorry...
*The crowd gasp*
Dobby: Which means, Gred&Forge, DeathEaters and Mama Umbridge. One of them will be in the bottom two, and that act is...Mama Umbridge.
*The crowd clap as Gred&Forge and The Death Eaters leave the stage.*
Dobby: Ronald Weasley will now sing again, and so will Mama Umbridge after him.
Ron: Uh, I'm going to sing "Accidentally In Love" by the Counting Crows.
*The crowd clap and cheer*
Ron: So she said "what's the problem, baby?"
What's the problem?
I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love
So I said "I'm a snowball running"
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no
Come on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love
We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally in love...
Accidentally -
I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally-
Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her
Love ...I'm in love
*The crowd cheer and clap*
Mama Umbridge: Imma sing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabama once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor, boo boo boo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come, Alabama
Ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
(Yes, they do!)
Lord, they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh, sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama, Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you, yeah yeah
Montgomery's got the answer*Everyone claps*
Dobby: Judges, would you like to add anything else?
Dumbledore: Just good luck to them both.
*The crowd claps loudly.*
Dobby: You can vote for Mama Umbridge, or Ron Weasley, Dobby, Judges and the two acts will be back very soon with the result!