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This chapter is dedicated to my friend Reyshinon because she is having a difficult time right now. Thank you to any who reviewed. There is going to be a serving of a lemon…though no actual touching….you'll understand when you get to it. Seeing as how I didn't honor my pets last time; I am going to do it in this one!

On another note. I misspelled Deidara's name last chapter…so sorry for that. And to smexygecko it is not Asuma and Kurenai. I stated earlier in the story that they are together. This couple is a surprise couple. Also there is going to be another surprise couple later on!

I hope you enjoy the show! Er…I mean the story!!!

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Chapter 21: It's Tell All

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*a male saunters in with a white shirt, black vest, and black slacks on. in his hands are a pen and pad*

Hi there! My name is Ladd and I am your waiter today. I hear you ordered the Say What continuation? Well I am here to serve you your order. I will be here throughout the stay with my other friends to help wait on you! Enjoy your meal!

*the male saunters back out giving an extra sway into his hips for the ladies*

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~*~Last Time~*~

"Damn Hyuga. You are to smart for your own good. Well the truth is I was given a death threat the first day we got on the ship. In the note it threatened to kill other's before they are to come after me. My pops was already hospitalized. He was the first victim. So I am having everyone followed to make sure that the people who got my dad doesn't get anyone else here." Naruto finished calmly.

"SAY WHAT!!!!" A screech was heard from behind them. Turning they saw Tenten and Hinata. They hurried over and sat down beside the four boys. "What they hell happened?" Tenten whispered harshly. Naruto sighed and started to explain again.

~*~Now~*~

"Damn." Naruto muttered. He didn't want so many people to know. Looking at the expectant Tenten and Hinata, Naruto knew he wasn't going to get away from explaining. Sighing he got up and motioned for them to follow him. All five got up and followed him to the elevator. Looking back he saw their shadows. He nodded for them to join also. He might as well make it easier for his shadows, right? Besides if they knew who their shadow was and they saw anything suspicious then they could inform them.

Gantetsu and Zetsu looked at each other and wondered what their boss was thinking. Shrugging, they walked towards them. As the elevator opened up, Neji looked at the man that he now knew was following him on Naruto's orders. As people filed out, they pushed their way in. When the doors started to close a hand shot out and stopped it from fully closing. The hand belonged to one Kabuto. Someone they did not need around right now. Kabuto made his way towards Naruto. With no room to move, Naruto was backed into the corner.

Gantetsu and Zetsu didn't know what to do. They couldn't go to Naruto's rescue without blowing their cover. But it looked like they didn't have to. Gaara stepped in Kabuto's way, blocking his path to Naruto. Kabuto glared at the troublesome red head, which he received back, as moved to the side and watched Naruto from the corner of his eyes. Don't think you can get away Naruto.

As the elevator went up, Naruto tried to block the heated looks that he received from Kabuto. He just couldn't do it. The heated glares made him thinking back to when he was kidnapped. They felt the exact same…but that wasn't possible. Kabuto…would have…been 14...it's possible. Naruto froze.

He didn't realize they made it to their floor until Gaara grabbed his arm and led him out. "What's wrong?" Gaara asked as everyone followed them out.

Naruto shook his head to clear it. "Huh?" He asked dumbly.

Gaara shot a worried gaze to the two bodyguards before turning back to Naruto. "You spaced out Naruto. You didn't even realize that I walked you out of the elevator. Now tell me what's wrong damn it and don't tell me nothing!" Gaara demanded of his boyfriend.

Naruto looked at everyone that was around him silently. He didn't know what to say. How was he supposed to tell him his suspicions. That Kabuto was the one that molested him when he was kidnapped by Zabuza.

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*a woman comes in with blondish gold hair. She is wearing the same thing the man before her wore*

Hi ladies and gentlemen. I am your waiter. My name is Buffy. Please do not compare me to the girl who was a demon/vampire slayer. I am not her and I look nothing like her. I am named after the type of color my fur…er…hair is. I am here to serve you the flashback that you ordered. I hope you enjoy your meal.

*the woman walks back out without a second glance to all the lustful stares she was receiving*

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~*~Flashback~*~

A little boy cowered in the corner whimpering every once in a while as he heard the light footsteps get closer and closer. His body shivered from the fear and the chilly air. He wrapped his arms around him tighter to fight off the cold. The mysterious figure had been coming every night since he got here…touching him…feeling on him. It made his stomach turn and want to relieve his stomach contents all over the cold, wet cement floor. The boy pushed himself further into the corner as best he could. Praying that the figure would not see him.

No such luck. A cold hand snaked around his upper arm to drag him closer to the bigger body. He hated this. He hated the feeling of being helpless. Not to able to fight back. He was too small. To paralyzed by fear to even move. The other hand started to roam his naked back, lowering further and further to his backside, where the hand squeezed his bottom…hard. Letting out a yelp of pain, the boy heard a low, throaty chuckle.

"Your mine. I don't care what he has to say. I want my fun with you…just like he has fun with me…" The light masculine voice said to the petrified blonde boy said. He could hear the whimpering of the other boy in the cage with him. That boy was never touched. He was thankful for that. He wanted to take care of him. So he gladly took the touching's if it meant his newest friend didn't.

~*~End Flashback~*~

No…Naruto knew he couldn't tell them. So lying it was. "Oh…well I was just thinking about my dad. I mean I know he's alright and everything. I just…I don't know…I'm worried." Gaara knew something else was bothering him, but he let it slide for now. He would talk to him later.

Gaara was the one that led everyone to their room. When he went to search for his keycard, Gaara started to panic. He couldn't find it! He started to frantically search for the keycard again in all his pockets and even his wallet. It was no where to be found! Shooting a scared look to Naruto, Gaara nearly screamed in his dread. "I can't find it Naruto! My keycard! I know I had it before we left…I know I did…" He trailed off.

Naruto put a comforting hand on Gaara's shoulder as he calmly said, "Don't worry. I'll go to the hotel front and ask to have another room on this floor. Somewhere still close to other students still. Right now we need to check the room and see if anyone else has been in their. Gantetsu. Zetsu. You know what to do." After he said that, he handed them his keycard and waited for the go-ahead to enter their own room.

When the two men cautiously opened the door, they both cursed up a storm. Their boss's room was turned upside down. Bags were shifted through and clothes were thrown here and there. The beds turned on their sides as if someone had been looking for something. The room thoroughly searched. The question now was for what? They heard a noise coming from the bathroom. Whipping out their firearms, which scared the hell out of the teens that now knew they had bodyguards, the two men walked to the bathroom, guns ready to fire.

Gantetsu grabbed the handle and looked towards Zetsu. Zetsu quietly counted to three on his hand before giving the go-ahead to open the door. Gantetsu swung the door open and Zetsu stormed in to…absolutely nothing. The thing they heard was a bottle of shampoo falling. Breathing a sigh of relief, the two men went to tell the boys it was ok to enter when they stopped dead in their tracks. Zetsu sucked in some air harshly as he read what was written on the wall in what looked to be with blood. On closer inspection, he realized it was just paint. It read…

'One down with nine to go…who is next no one knows. Can you save them my little chibi-chan? Can you? Your precious 'pop' was the first…shall your precious baa-chan be next? Take care my little chibi-chan…I'm coming for you.'

Zetsu took out his phone and dialed Konan's number. When she picked up he said hurriedly, "Get the team in here now. No not the bodyguards…the 'Team'. Akatsuki." With that he hung up. They both went out into the hall and closed the door behind them. Naruto looked at them questioningly.

"We need to find a safe place to talk." Was all Zetsu said. Naruto's eyes widened and he held out a hand for his keycard. Seeing Zetsu's hesitation, Naruto scowled and his eyes blazed dangerously. Gulping audibly, Zetsu handed over the keycard and watched as Naruto opened it and went in. He put a hand on Gaara's shoulder when he tried to follow. Gaara looked at the hand and followed the arm up with an angry look on his face. When he saw Zetsu shake his head, Gaara turned away with his scowl deepening.

Naruto looked at the damage done to his and Gaara's room. When he turned to leave, he, also, stopped dead in his tracks at what he read on the wall. He stumbled out of the room looking ashen, but at the same time a tint of green could be noticed on his face. He held his stomach as it twisted and knotted making him want to alleviate his stomach of its freshly filled contents. Taking in deep breaths to calm his nerves along with the feeling of throwing up, Naruto straightened and looked at the worried glances coming his way. Waving a hand Naruto said, "Let's find Jiraiya and tell him of the news. We need a team to come in and clean up the place. No point in worrying others now is there?"

"Umm- boss…we called in a team already." Zetsu said nervously.

Why is he nervous. I just said we need a team to clean the mess up. You would think he called in the Akatsuki or…some…thing… "Damn it Zetsu! Who the fuck gave you permission to call that team in? Huh? Last time I checked I was your boss!"

"Now Naruto. You know that they will get everything cleaned up and faster than any other cleaning team. Plus they will be a set of extra eyes. I know you don't want to see Nagato, but we need them." Gantetsu pleaded with his boss. Naruto froze at hearing Nagato's name. Gaara seeing this frowned at Naruto's reaction, not liking it one bit.

"Who's Nagato, Naruto?" Gaara whispered a little dangerously. Naruto paled when heard the tone. It wasn't like he was afraid of Gaara. No that wasn't it. It was the fact that he was going to have to talk about his past before he was really ready.

Naruto turned to Gaara and looked into his eyes. Gaara took a step back at the dead look in his love's eyes. Naruto looked off into thin air…remembering. "Nagato…was my old flame you could say. He was my…what I thought was my first love. I was wrong. Dead wrong. I had been dating him for 4 months. He was my first boyfriend. My first kiss. My first taste at lust. But he wasn't my first in anything else." As Naruto said this he made sure to look into Gaara's eyes so he could see the truth.

He…he's still a virgin. That's good. I want him to be my first as much as I want to be his. Gaara thought immensely pleased with that discovery. Gaara motioned for him to continue. Glad that he got is point across, Naruto continued as he was 'motioned'. "As I was saying, I had been dating him for 4 months. I thought I was in love. I was blind to everything but him. I mean I was only 13...and he was 17. He took advantage I guess you would say. I was already an owner of a multibillion company at the age of 9, even if I didn't participate in any of the decisions at the time. I guess that's what lured him in first. He became my sin. I knew I was gay at the time since no female stirred me."

"This man did though. I was flattered that he thought me attractive. Didn't know at the time that it was my wallet that he found attractive. Anyways I am getting off topic. I caught him sleeping with another woman. A woman for goodness sakes! He told me he was only interested in men. I was so shocked. I ran out with tears running down my face. That's when I ran into Itachi Uchiha. Leader of that team. Nagato was a member of the team. He was sent to watch over me as a favor to Itachi. Needless to say Itachi was not happy. He was demoted. And I never saw him again…" Naruto trailed off.

Gantetsu and Zetsu gave Naruto a look. Sighing, he finished the rest reluctantly. "And the women that he slept with was and is still my head bodyguard. Konan was the 'other woman' you could say. As much as I wanted to fire her, I couldn't because she was and still is the best…besides me actually. Oh and Itachi."

Gaara stood there gapping. He would have fired the girl, the best or not. But then Naruto is a very forgiving soul and he wouldn't change a thing about him. A cough interrupted his train of thoughts. Turning they saw they four people they were supposed to be explaining everything else to. Smiling sheepishly, Naruto started to lead them, again, towards his grandfather's room. When they neared it they heard a grunt and a startled cry. Jumping into action, Gantetsu and Zetsu pulled their firearms out and burst into the room, startling all three of the occupants. Guy and Jiraiya were in the middle of a game of Go while Ruiga was pointing an armed weapon at the people who just burst in. realizing who it was and the situation, all if the men put their weapons away. Jiraiya opened his mouth to speak when Naruto interrupted him.

"I don't want to know. I am here just to borrow your room since mine has been raided and another death threat has been posted. Akatsuki is on their way here to do clean up and become guard dogs. These," Naruto pointed behind him to the four additional teens, "are the ones that found out they are being shadowed and now they need debriefing." Naruto said in a 'don't-mess-with-me-I'm-not-in-the-mood' voice. The four teens looked at Naruto weirdly when he mentioned the second death threat. They didn't know about the second one and they barely knew about the first one!

When Jiraiya opened his mouth to question him about the death threat, Naruto interrupted him again. He tossed him the keycard to his room and said, "The threat is still in there. Ruiga will escort you and Guy there to view it. Take some pictures for the file as evidence. Expect Akatsuki to be here in a little less than 3 hours. No doubt they are coming here by jet. Not a word to Sasuke on Akatsuki. He doesn't know about them and he doesn't know that Itachi is the leader." He said this to everyone in the room…well…the ones that didn't already know.

Without another word, the two men plus bodyguard left to investigate. When the door closed, Naruto looked towards everyone. "Take a seat and get comfortable. This is going to take a while."

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*a tall plump man walks in with a Cheshire-like grin on his face*

Hello my name is Goliath. I am going to be your waiter for the next two scenes. Here is your order of Phone Sex on a hot and bothered platter. Please, do enjoy.

*the tall man turns and walks out while chuckling seductively*

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Harsh breathing could be heard in the room. "Touch yourself, baby. Trail your hands down your chest. That's it. Now fondle your breast. Imagine me taking them into my hands and licking your sweet nipple." A groan could be heard on the other line.

"Squeeze them for me. Let me hear you. Take your other hand and put your fingers in your mouth. Imagine my big hard dick sliding into that tight mouth of yours. Suck those fingers hard. That's it baby. Moan for me. Now take your fingers out and trail them down your chest to your stomach. Can you feel me? Can you feel my wet tongue on your heated flesh?" A whispered yes was heard before a catch in her breath was heard. Chuckling darkly Shikamaru continued. His hands fisted his hard length as he imagined his girlfriend, Temari, touching herself for him. He groaned out loud.

"Slide them a little further baby. That's it touch your dripping pussy. Can you feel my tongue sliding into you? Touching your lovely pink pussy? Slide them in there. Ride your fingers for me. Come on baby. I want to hear moan louder. Do you see it baby? Do you see my cock sliding into you? Thrusting deeper? Faster? I can feel you riding me, squeezing my dick with your tight pussy." Shikamaru moaned out. He started to pump himself faster, squeezing his dick harder. He could hear her breathing coming out in pants. He knew she was close so he started to pump himself even faster and harder.

"Come on Temari. Your almost there. Ride me harder baby. I can feel you squeezing me harder. You're almost there aren't you? Cum for me." Shikamaru whispered huskily as he came with her. Both moaning the other's name.

"I love you too, Temari. Did you really have to bring your brother into this conversation right after we did that? Fine. Fine. I'll tell him you said hello. I love you too. Bye." With that he hung up his phone and looked towards the bathroom. Choji was still taking a shower thank god. He leaned back against his bed and sighed tiredly before getting back up to clean his mess up before Choji decided to get out.

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Choji stood in the shower blushing at what he just heard. He looked down at his hard cock and sighed before getting to work. Man! Shikamaru has got to sell his voice to those places that read books. His voice could be 'sex on the go'! Choji thought chuckling to himself.

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*the tall plump figure walks back out with a bounce in his step*

I told you would enjoy the Phone Sex that was just served to you. But don't go anywhere yet! Here is your next serving! It's called Naughty Hospital! Please enjoy! Oh! And try not to make too much of a mess!

*the figure smirks and saunters off with a noticeable hard on for what's about to come*

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Kakashi was bored out of his mind. He had been stuck in this god forsaken hospital for almost a week since he had awoken. He felt fine! But the damn doctors said they wanted to do every test possible to just make sure. Yeah right…they just wanted to milk his family for money. He would say 'Oh well' if it wasn't Naruto's money that was going to be spent for this too long of a visit, in his opinion, and it was his money that was being spent instead.

Plus he was sexually frustrated. Iruka hadn't even so much as given him a kiss since he woke. Apparently he was too afraid to hurt him. And that was frustrating him more! A damn kiss wasn't going to hurt him! Kakashi was starting to feel neglected when he knew he shouldn't feel that way. All Iruka was doing was taking care of him…

There was a slight knock on the door before someone entered. Kakashi didn't even need to turn to know who it was. Just lock clock work. Everyday at 10 in the morning, Iruka would show up with real food and real coffee for him to eat. Iruka then would spend the next 5 hours there with him before going home. And only once would the nurses come in to see if he needed anything or was fine. Today would be different. Kakashi would make sure of it!

When the coffee and food was placed in front of him he knew it was Iruka. Before he could retract his hand, Kakashi snagged his wrist and pulled. Iruka landed on him with a oomph and Kakashi's ribs shifted causing him to lose his breath for a moment. Iruka started to get up, but he was blocked by arm that tightened like a coil around his waist.

"Don't." Kakashi whispered fiercely. Tears gathered into his eyes, but he didn't care at the moment. He needed Iruka right now. So much that it hurt.

Iruka looked at him with wide eyes at the tone of voice and at the shimmering in his love's eyes. "W-what's wrong scarecrow?" Iruka ran a hand over Kakashi's cheek and stared in wonder when he nuzzled into his hand and his tears rolled down his cheeks.

"Make love to me, dolphin. You haven't touched me, let alone kissed me, since I've awoken. I need you. So much. Right now. Please." Kakashi begged.

Iruka's heart broke at the site. He didn't know he was hurting his lover. He thought he was helping him heal by avoiding anything getting to serious. Iruka got up silently and started to unbutton his pristine baby blue shirt slowly. He was going to do this and he was going to do it right. Iruka dragged the shirt over his shoulders and let it slide silently to the floor.

Kakashi watched on as his arousal grew and his length hardened. He watched as those nimble hands popped the button opened on the slacks that Iruka wore. Kakashi even watched as said slacks were pushed down over the slim waist along with the boxers that were worn underneath, leaving his lover's hard cock standing at attention.

Iruka walked towards Kakashi and helped him out of the hospital gown that swallowed his muscled form. Pushing the covers back past his waist towards the casts on the injured legs. Looking at Kakashi's hardened member, Iruka started to salivate at the thought of having it deep inside him again. It felt like forever to him. Leaning down, Iruka took the whole length into his mouth and started to suck vigorously. Kakashi threw his head back and let out a loud moan.

Kakashi watched as his lover's head bobbed up and down on his hard pulsing dick. It was a sight to behold. Full, red, plump lips pulled taut around a glistening, thick, purple dick. Yes, truly a sight to behold.

And apparently Iruka was getting impatient since the next thing Kakashi knew, he felt tight muscles sliding down his hard member. Shooting his eyes open, which made him wonder when he closed them in the first place, he saw Iruka slowly seating himself down onto him.

"I-Iruka! W-what are you doing?" Kakashi stuttered through the intense pleasure he was receiving at the moment.

Iruka panted some before a smile made it's way to his face. "D-did you really believe I was going to enter you? N-not when y-you are h-hurt so bad. Besides…I-I wanted you i-in me." Iruka forced out as he brought himself up and shoved back down forcefully. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to do this without lubricant. Oh well. It wasn't like they hadn't done this raw before. It still felt good.

Kakashi grabbed Iruka's hips to help guide him as he rode his big member like there would be no tomorrow. Moans, pants, groans, and some whimpering could be heard from the room. This brought on a curious little nurse. When she opened the door silently she didn't expect to see another man riding her patient. She instantly felt her panties dampen at the sight. She brought a hand up to her warm cheeks as she felt something wet leave her nose. She watched as the male on top cried out as he came to his release. Her patient gave a growl before arching up into the male and stiffening. She felt her knees go weak at the sight.

She let out a slight cough to get their attention. The man on top swerved his head so fast you would think he would get whiplash. His face immediately turned a bright cherry red as he tried to look for an excuse as to why he was on top of her patient…naked at that!

"Don't bother." She said as she held her other hand up. "I just wanted to say that the hospital isn't a place for…that. And next time wait until you get home. But I am not going to report you. So don't worry about that. I'll leave you two alone now!" The nurse said with a laugh and turned around and left.

"Well that was embarrassing…" Iruka muttered as he got up. Kakashi's dick slid out with a wet pop. He gathered his clothes and put them on. He felt his pocket for the box in there. He had been carrying it since the attack.

Kakashi just chuckled. "I love you, my dolphin."

Iruka looked to Kakashi with tears shimmering in his bright brown eyes. "I love you too, my scarecrow. I always will. There…there's something I need to ask you. I was planning it the day you were attacked. I know this isn't the right moment…but I can't really think of a better moment than this."

Kakashi watched as Iruka got down on one knee and pulled out a velvet box. His breath caught as he opened it. Inside was the most beautiful ring he had ever saw. It was gold with intricate roses and diamonds gathering around the center. It looked as if it was alive and dancing. "We've been through a lot the last couple years. We've been through the pain, through the heartache, and even through the happy times. And through it all…we experienced it all together. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to grow old with you. I'm happiest the most when I am just near you. Will you marry me and make me the happiest person in the world?"

Tears gathered in his eyes and slipped down his face. He didn't even bother to wipe them away. Kakashi wore them proudly. Kakashi choked on a sob as he nodded his head vigorously up and down. Iruka let out a choked sob also as he shakily put the ring on his love's ring finger. He got up and brought Kakashi into a desperate happy kiss. Today was one of the happiest days of both of their lives.

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Naruto sat quietly as he waited for the reactions that he knew he was about to get. He had just finished telling him about his past and the death threats along with who the bodyguards were and who they were shadowing.

"So…let me get this straight. Some crazy fucking psycho is after you. They kidnapped you once, they sent you a poem as a death threat, the attacked your dad, and now they may get one of us so you are having as you say shadowed?" Tenten stated calmly. When Naruto nodded she exploded. "What the fuck? Are you fucking insane? Why didn't you tell us in the beginning?? Huh? We could have fucking helped you??"

Neji put a hand on Tenten's arm and forced her to sit down. "Now why should he have told you in the beginning when he probably kept it from you to protect you. If you were caught you wouldn't know a thing that could possibly be used against him. Now you know too much that could help him get caught easier. He did all of this to protect everyone and not have them get hurt. Do you understand now?" Tenten nodded reluctantly.

Naruto looked at Lee and Hinata to see if they wanted to say anything. Lee opened his mouth a few times before actually saying anything. "Why didn't Uncle Guy tell me anything? I am after all his real nephew. No offense Naruto. You are his nephew…the one he is always talking about. You are one of his pride and joys since he cannot have children of his own. I had always envied the boy that took my uncle's attention away from me, but seeing you and hearing what you had to say…I now know why he protects you the way he does. It would be an honor to fight by your side and protect your family." Naruto nodded his consent. He was secretly pleased with what Lee had to say. Seeing as how he was jealous of him also…though he didn't know that Lee was the nephew that Guy was so proud of and always speaking of to him.

"N-Naruto. You should have told me. I would have had my bodyguards join yours. And I am sure Neji would have had his join too." Hinata said boldly. Naruto gave her a grateful smile.

"Well now you guys know everything. I think it's time to go join the rest of the students since it's time to join up with them." The other's sighed in resignation and got up to follow Naruto out. When they got to the lobby, Naruto had to go to the restroom. He sent the other's up on ahead since he wouldn't be more than a minute.

What he didn't expect was to hear moans coming from the stalls when he got in there. Oh good grief! Seriously? Oh damn! I know those groans! I just had to walk in on Kiba and Shino going at it AGAIN!!!! This time deciding to wait and lecture them on exhibitionism and to not do it!

~*~With Kiba and Shino~*~

Kiba grunted as he pushed himself back onto Shino's hard member. He loved the feeling of Shino filling him. There was no better feeling in the world.

Shino's grip on Kiba's hips tightened when he heard the door to the bathroom open. Shit! We forgot to lock the damn door! But apparently Kiba didn't hear it since he groaned louder. Throwing caution to the wind, Shino pushed up as he shoved Kiba down harder. Might as well give the voyeur a damn good show. He brought Kiba back up only to slam him down harder than the last. Kiba's moans got louder to where he was almost shouting.

Kiba was in heaven. He brought his body back up with the help of Shino and slammed back down making sure to grind against his lover. He was so close. So close to his completion. And, so, apparently was Shino since his grip tightened even more and he let out a strangled moan. Riding Shino faster, Kiba repeatedly hit his prostate. As he came he moaned out Shino's name as his lover gasped out his as he came. Coming down from their euphoric high, they cleaned themselves up and pulled their pants back up.

Well…time to face the music. Shino thought grimly. When they were surprised to see Naruto with a huge smile on his face. "Tsk tsk boys. Don't you know exhibitionism is illegal almost everywhere? You could have been put in jail if it was anyone else. Good thing I remember those damn groans when you two came onto the roof that day! That was hilarious by the way. Since you guys are done and everything, you can wait for me so that we can go to the dining room together." He said on a laugh. Both boys blushed in embarrassment. Naruto avoided the stall that they had just came out of as he went in to use the bathroom.

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A jet plane landed on the runway and skidded to a stop. As the door opened and the steps dropped to the ground, you could see seven figures dressed in a black cloak with red clouds outlined in white. They made their way to the awaiting limousine. Six of them got in right away. The seventh stopped at the door and looked out into the bright blue sky. "Naruto." The wind took the whisper away so that it was not heard by prying ears. The seventh figure gracefully got into the awaiting vehicle and off it went to its ordained destination.

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*a female with long blonde hair streaked with black ,naturally of course, walked in seductively.*

Hello my name is Molly.*the female purred* I am going to be at your service today. I am told that you wished to know who the figures were? Well they are known as the Akatsuki of course! In this next scene…you'll get a little glimpse of a certain someone from the group of seven. I really hope you do enjoy. If you need anything, and I mean anything, please do not hesitate to call. Or whistle. *a lilting laugh came from the female*

*the female walked out the way she came with an extra sway into her hips*

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Everyone had met in the dining room with out a hitch. They were told about the agenda for the day and the next day. They were given only 3 hours out of the day to do whatever they wanted as long as they were with their partners and in a group. Deciding to go exploring, the group consisting of Lee, Neji, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Hinata, Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Sai went to the market place. The guys ended up carrying all the bags, though Lee didn't seem to mind. He now had a new goal. To win Sakura's heart. Which by the way wasn't looking so hard.

Sakura kept sliding glances at Lee when she thought no one was looking. Of course someone was looking! It just had to be Gaara though. He didn't know if he should stay out of it because he remembered everything the bitch did or if he should help since he wanted Lee to be happy. Deciding to help them along, Gaara caught Naruto's attention, which wasn't all that hard. When he pointed out the looks that Sakura was giving Lee and the looks that Lee was returning, Naruto's smile turned mischievous.

Getting an idea, Naruto brought everyone's attention onto him. "Ok guys! Let's go to the carnival that I read about that is going on! They have this neat ride that I want to go on." With everyone coursing their agreement, they headed off to the carnival that wasn't all that far from their hotel. When they arrived they wanted to see the 'ride' that Naruto was talking about. When they got there…everyone face faulted. It was a Tunnel of Love ride!

"Ok! I am going to pick people off to have them ride. Since Shikamaru has a girlfriend…Hinata, you don't mind riding with him do you?"

Hinata didn't mind at all since she didn't like anyone that was there. So she nodded her consent. Shikamaru, who figured out what Naruto was up to because of the smart little shit that he is, nodded his consent also. "Great! Now…Choji you should ride with Ino."

Choji blushed a nice cherry color as he nodded. Ino seeing this, nodded as well with some enthusiasm. "Good, good. Well, I think Neji and Tenten should ride since Kiba and Shino are going to ride together for obvious reasons. And Gaara and I are going to ride for obvious reasons also. So that leaves Lee and Sakura and Sai with Sasuke. How does that sound?" No one gave any protests.

When they got on there 'love' seat, Gaara and Naruto instantly began holding hands. Naruto leaned towards Gaara so that he could rest his head onto his shoulder. "Isn't this nice? I know Tenten has been giving looks towards Neji all throughout school. Hopefully this will give her the push she needs. I mean even though I didn't know her I knew she had a crush on him, you know?" Gaara just nodded as he brought an arm around the blonde's shoulder to bring him closer.

As he was about to say something, Naruto's phone rang. Sighing, Gaara pulled away to let him answer it. "Hello? Itachi. You've arrived already? When? And hour ago! Why didn't you call me sooner? Oh. Thank you for cleaning it up. Could you please? That would be great. Thank you. Yes I will. Bye." Naruto hung up the phone and went back to leaning onto Gaara.

"What was that about?" Gaara questioned when it looked like the blonde wasn't going to give any details.

"Huh? Oh. That. Itachi arrived an hour ago, but didn't inform me since he went straight to cleaning the hotel room for us. He's getting a room for us since I forgot to and moving all of our stuff that hasn't been either damaged or bugged into the room for us. Oh yeah. He wants me to come to his room whenever we get back in. Want to join me?" Naruto explained.

Gaara nodded and then cupped his cheek before leaning in to give his blonde a kiss. As the kiss got deeper, neither one of them noticed that the ride had ended until a cough and a few giggles were heard from the right of them. Breaking apart, the two boys blushed prettily as they saw some of their friends, the ones that had rode before them, standing there with knowing smiles on their smug little faces.

Getting out of the 'love' seat that were shaped as swans, Naruto and the rest of the group waited for the rest of their entourage. They were a little surprised to see Lee and Sakura already necking when their seat came to the end. They let it pass though since they stood there gapping at the next two couples. There they were, Neji and Tenten, in a heated make-out session with Sasuke and Sai right behind them in an even more heated make-out session. They stood there not knowing what to do at the sight.

Hinata (Who would have thought it? Was everyone's thought) braved it and walked towards her cousin and the other three. Coughing politely to get there attention, Hinata waited for them to acknowledge her. When that wasn't happening, she coughed a little louder. Nothing. Getting fed up, Hinata said in her loudest voice, "Alright already! Get up and get out! We need to get back to the damn hotel!"

Neji stared at his cousin in unrestrained awe. He had never seen her so forceful or so loud! Neji was proud, though not that she interrupted of course, that she grew a backbone. Smiling gently at her, he got up and helped Tenten up, who by the way blushed the whole time. Sai and Sasuke were already up and waiting for the rest. Seeing as how everyone was ready, Naruto led the group back to the hotel, with Gaara in hand. Literally.

When they got there, Naruto and Gaara separated from the group stating that they had to meet up with someone. Everyone thinking that it was an uncle or that they wanted time alone, thought nothing of it. Naruto and Gaara went to the front desk. After ringing the stupid bell for the tenth time, a young looking lady came out from the back. Seeing the sexy blonde at her desk, the lady sashayed over to the counter in what she hoped was alluring. Naruto didn't notice. Gaara did. He made sure to put their conjoined hands onto the desk to show 'ownership' to the busty bimbo bitch.

She glared at Gaara before giving the blonde her undivided attention. "Yes, sir? How may I help you today?" She stated in a thick accent.

"I need a key to one Itachi Uchiha please."

Typing onto her computer, the lady frowned at what she saw. She really wanted to help this blonde so that maybe he would help her with her little itch that she had. "I'm sorry sir, but this says only one other is allowed the key and he has specified who that person was."

"It wouldn't happen to be Naruto Uzumaki, would it?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"Why yes it does. Are you Naruto Uzumaki?"

Naruto nodded and grabbed his wallet. He had to let Gaara's hand go to get his ID out to show the fake blonde. When she looked it over and looked at him, she smiled and handed him three keycards. "Why three?"

"Oh. Mr. Uchiha has asked me to give you your new room key since you didn't like you last room and transferred over to another one." The lady explained pleasantly.

"Oh! Thank you. Have a nice day ma'am." Naruto didn't miss her flirting and he also didn't miss the frown she sported at being called ma'am. Again contrary to popular belief…he wasn't as oblivious as everyone thought he was. He had to know his surroundings or he would have been long dead since now.

Taking the keycards, Naruto and Gaara went up to the room. Itachi had already told Naruto his room number. So when they got into the elevator, Naruto went to hit the 3 button, but it seemed that it was already hit. Hmm…weird. No one else is on the elevator with us. Naruto dragged Gaara closer, not liking the feeling he was getting. He couldn't shake it off. When the door dinged open, Naruto let out a sigh of relief.

Going down the hall, Naruto searched for room 316. When he found it, he didn't even bother knocking. Naruto slid the keycard into the door and when it turned green, he took the handle in and walked right on in.

Only to be greeted with a loaded STI's Tactical model 1911, a handgun he was used to practicing with. Looking past the gun, Naruto's eyes damn near bugged out of his head at what he saw. There he was in all his glory, bare as the day he was born.

Itachi was gleaming with the water that he had just taken a shower in. His broad shoulders, muscled biceps, toned triceps all had water droplets trailing down. His chest was well toned also. They connected with his washboard abs. Itachi's 'happy trail' begged your eyes to follow. And follow they did for Naruto and Gaara. Both boys stared in amazement at the size of his package. It was huge and it wasn't even hard! Even though they knew they should look away, they couldn't rip their eyes off the Adonis before them.

Itachi chuckled at their expressions, causing said boys to look away in both embarrassment and guilt. They knew they shouldn't look especially now that they were together. Itachi was flattered that Naruto found him attractive. He had loved the boy since he first laid eyes on him, but seeing him with the red head and how close they were, Itachi knew he had to let Naruto go. That the blonde vixen would never be his. Sighing, Itachi gathered a towel and wrapped it around his waist.

He motioned for the boys to close the door while he got dressed. When he came back out, he was dressed in a fitted black shirt with black slacks that hugged his bottom nicely.

"So…Naruto. Are you going to introduce me to your boyfriend?" Itachi mused.

"This is Gaara. Gaara this is Itachi Uchiha. He is the one that taught me to defend myself after I was kidnapped. He's family to me." Naruto introduced without hesitation. That was something that caught Itachi's attention. Any time Naruto introduced a boyfriend, he was always nervous and ended up stuttering the boy's name. This one was truly special.

"It's an honor to meet the one that puts the light back into my little Naruto-chan's eyes." Itachi teased. Itachi put out his hand to shake the other male's.

Gaara raised an eyebrow-less brow. "It's a pleasure to meet the one that taught Naruto to take care of himself and others." Gaara took the offered hand and shook it. Looking into the man's black eyes, Gaara nodded his head in understanding. The eyes had warned him to take care of the blonde or else. Itachi nodded back in satisfaction at the understanding between them.

Itachi took a seat on his bed and motioned for the boys to find a seat. Interlacing his fingers, Itachi brought them under his chin so that he could rest his head as he leaned forward. "So tell me Naruto…have you two had sex yet?"

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A/N: Eh…I know I said I would have a lime between Gaara and Naruto…but I decided to put that in the next chapter at the beginning. So it is something you can look forward to. Now can anyone guess who the mysterious couple is in the last chapter? A cookie for anyone who does! ~_^

Next time on Love can beat anything! Itachi has a run-in with his brother and a new transfer has come in from the States. Plus a lime for all you lime-whores!!! Lol just joking. Not about the lime peoples! About the name! Sheesh! Learn some humor!!! Until next time! Ja!