Helooooo Internet!
The voting has (finally) closed, and the winner is Asriel! Damn you guys really want this little fur ball in this don't you? I've had to account for Flowey shape-shifting and everything, don't worry though, the real Asriel is here (soon, next chapter)
Anyway, onto the story!
Another, week, another round of the Situation Games. Thankfully mostly everyone enjoyed the small game that had evolved into an MTT brand television series. But some found it hard to keep up, some would resort to other methods of entertainment, that someone was Josho, the 'human' running this circus.
Josho had taken the afternoon to staring at a wall and rethinking his entire life, a questionable activity at any time of the day, but for a good reason. At that time, Alphys passed by, questioning what the human was doing,
"O-oh, hey Jos... what are you doing?"
"Rethinking everything"
"Oh, I-I see... why?"
Josho reached into his hoodie pocket and pulled out a DVD case containing 2 seasons of 'Gravity Falls',
"Watch this, you'll understand"
Alphys, now very confused, walked into the TV room to binge the series, hopefully it will be good.
1 day later...
Gravity Falls fever has spread, and now Josho and Alphys were staring at the wall,
"Best"
"S-Show"
"Ever... Well, maybe second best, still in love with Rick and Morty"
"W-why not Steven Universe?"
"Haven't seen that actually..."
"Oh, I've got s-so much to show you..."
1, 2, and 6 decide to go on a shopping trip to the mall - From SteelBud (Flowey ain't Asriel yet, wait 'till next chapter)
The Dreemurr family minivan pulled into the parking lot at the Ebbot city shopping mall. Since Toriel and Asgore had decided to take another chance, they believed that there 'son' should also take that chance, even if it means that their son is soulless.
"Why do I have to go with you to this stupid place? There's nothing but dumb humans here..."
"Come now Asriel, now that we're reunited, this is the perfect opportunity to have 'family bonding' time" Asgore said, trying to convince him,
"Your fathers right, we can give this another shot, isn't that what you wanted? Family that you can love?" Toriel added,
"Pfft, I'm not your son, he died centuries ago and you know it"
"It is best you forget about that and move on, it's the best way..." Asgore obscurely answered,
"Yeah, maybe you can learn to live with us 'dumb humans'..." Out of nowhere, a wild Josho climbed out of the car boot to sit next to 'Asriel', causing everyone in the car to jump,
"Wh... O-oh, Josho, what a surprise" Toriel stammered, Asgore and 'Asriel' being speechless,
"I should explain why I'm here, shouldn't I?"
"You better" Asriel pouted,
"Right, so... funny story, I was sitting back there..." Josho motioned to the boot of the car, "...trying to find a pair of headphones I lost, when all of a sudden the car drove off and I... Well, that's why I'm here".
"Ah, I see... Well, you might as well join us now that you are here" Asgore offered,
"Thanks, but I'm sure you'd want to have this trip as a family"
"Nonsense, we would love your company!" Toriel rebuked.
"Oh alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?".
Literally 5 minutes later...
"Drop your weapon! You are under arrest for threatened assault, do not resist!" The worst just happened, after 'Asriel' triggered a nerve, Josho snapped, summoned his revolver, and pointed it at the unfortunate monster's head. It just so happened that the police were there, what a great way to ruin a family outing.
"What? Did wittle old me say something?" The demented flower taunted, making Josho closer than ever to pulling that trigger,
"Shut. Up"
"Drop your weapon, this is your last chance" a police officer spoke, pulling out a taser from his holster. Josho complied, making the weapon disperse and stepping away from the monster. A policeman handcuffed the human and sat him against a wall, while two more officers ran over to 'Asriel', who was faking trauma. Another officer walked over to Toriel and Asgore, who were staring in disbelief at the sudden discord.
"Are you the legal guardians of these young adults?"
"Uh... yes" Asgore said not-so-convincingly,
"Right, well I'm afraid your human son here will have to meet us at the station, he'd be lucky if he got off with a fine..."
Toriel stepped forward, "We are so sorry this happened, our... sons... can be quite erratic, and I'm sure it will never happen again"
"Good to hear, we will still take custody of the human for this evening, have a good day" the police left the scene, taking Josho with them, this wasn't the first time the human was placed under arrest, so he knew not to kick and scream. The figure of Asriel ran up to Toriel and Asgore, (fake) crying,
"Oh thank goodness the police were here to stop him! Here I was making small talk when he outright attacked me! Can you..." 'Asriel' was stopped by Asgore, who placed two huge hands on his shoulders.
"Asriel. Torigore. Dreemurr. I know you are lying, that human would never attack for no reason, what did you say to him?"
"Oh fine, you got me..." 'Asriel' pulled himself away from the iron grip, "I said something along the lines of 'If only your parents were here to see this' or whatever..."
Asgore knew that his son was still lying, and that what he said was much more severe than that. But that triggered a thought pattern in Asgore's mind, 'Who were Josho's parents? And why did they trigger a nerve?'.
5 and 10 are stuck in the void, what is (everyone's) reaction? - From Cyandaquilava (maybe I'll scratch the reaction part, wouldn't make sense)
Sans opened his eyes, another day another wacky situation to do. Except that something wasn't right... instead of Sans seeing the sun pierce his eye-sockets, darkness enveloped them.
Sans stood up, observing the area around him, it was almost pure black, and cold. Is this the so-called 'void' that his associate had been experimenting? Sans walked around, not seeing an exit in sight. Sans tried to take a shortcut, to no avail, he simply stood in the darkness that was the void. Was Sans trapped here?
Suddenly, a groaning noise filled the void, amplifying it like a large room. Sans walked towards the sound, to see a vibrantly colored human lying on the ground. They wore a green-and-yellow sweater, yup, it was Chara.
"heya kiddo, you ok?"
"Eh... what? What are you doing here?"
"same reason you're here kiddo" Sans held out his hand to pick them up, Chara begrudgingly accepted. Now two beings were standing in the emptiness that was the void.
"so, now that we're spending all eternity here, wanna hear a joke?"
"No, I'm going to find a way out..." Chara walked away from the skeleton, holding her arm out in an attempt to find a wall, Sans walked to catch up with the human,
"y'know if you keep working yourself down to the bone your not gonna have a skele-ton of fun"
"Shut up, now be helpful and try to find an exit"
"you really don't have a funny bone in you, do ya?"
"...no"
"hmm, you seemed reluctant then... tell me, your point of coming back to life was to destroy humanity right?"
"Yes"
"and frisk stopped you, somehow turning you into a pacifist right there and then"
"So?"
"i've seen you kiddo, without your original purpose, you've become obsolete, why would you let frisk do that to you?"
"I dunno... I guess some humans are ok?"
"heh, i knew it, you're not the tough girl you pretend to be, you still care for us monsters... and one human"
Chara blushed slightly, before regaining her original composure. "I guess, sometimes it's better to... screw it, let's just..." Chara was interrupted by a red-and-black portal opening directly in front of her and Sans. The two stepped back to make room for the trench-coat clad figure that is ERROR Josho. For those who don't remember this is the same error who destroyed an entire timeline in an attempt to stop it becoming corrupted, read the chapter 'Erased' if you need a recap.
"*c̵o͟͝u̧g͢h̛* ̴̛̕*̢͏h̷à͡ck*̢͘ *̛c͝o̡͜u̷g̵̷h̸͟* Ugh, the void always made me block up... you guys need help?"
"uh, yeah, you see, we're trapped here, and we may need to get out" Sans said as-a-matter-if-factly,
"...I see, well, get in" the ERROR motioned towards the spinning portal, Chara wasted no time and jumped into the portal, sucking her up. Sans took a little time to ask a the mysterious guardian a question,
"so, how'd ya find us here anyway?"
"Hmm... funny story, I was here looking for... how do I put this... a time traveler? When I saw you two here, I had no idea how you get here, but I had to bring you back, lest a disaster occur from you simply being here"
"dangerous neighborhood eh?"
"You could say that, now get in" the ERROR motioned towards the portal, where Sans stepped, sucking the skeleton back into the living room of the Josho residence. Back to normal, for now.
6 and 9 have to share their deepest secret/s with each other. How do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, and 10 react?
"D-do we really have to do this?"
"Yes"
"yep"
"Indeed"
"CORRECT"
"You better"
"You should"
"Of course!"
"Yeah!"
"Well, I guess there is no escape from this Alphys" Toriel spoke to the extremely nervous lizard monster next to her. Currently, Toriel and Alphys were sitting at one end of the dining room table, whilst the rest of the crew, minus Josho, were sitting around it.
"S-should you go first?" Alphys whispered,
"Oh fine... Ahem" Toriel cleared her throat, "I guess, I never hated Asgore to begin with... even though he made that terrible proclamation, I found myself lonely in the ruins, I wished that he would change his mind and have us be a family again"
"Aww, thanks Tori, that means a lot" Asgore thanked,
"Oh, that is absolutely beautiful! Everyone loves a good heart-touching moment!" Mettaton cheered,
"Your turn Alphys" Toriel hinted to the ex royal scientist,
"O-oh alright... well..." Alphys stared at the crowd in front of her, "I... um... w-what is there that you don't already know about me? You've l-learnt of my successes, my failures, my anime, my crush on Undyne, everything" the crowd stared intently,
"B-but there's still one thing I've kept hidden to this d-day, a-and I'm saying it now! I... The second Mew Mew Kissy Cutie was a-average!"
Surprise erupted from the crowd, Undyne stood up,
"What? Are you saying the anime I have been told to hate is actually average?"
"OH MY! NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT!" Papyrus chimed in,
"But why Alph?"
"I-I dunno, Mew Mew was the only working anime in the underground, and I-I needed something to hate... Is that ok?"
Josho crumpled up the piece of paper he was writing on and threw it at a trash can, only barely missing it. For those who need reminding Josho was in a police cell for the night.
"No no no, that won't do... No matter how he wrote this situation, it would always end up wrong.
"Heh, pretty hard to write when your in the slammer..."
And that's it, I seriously couldn't write the last situation properly do I abruptly ended it to stop you guys reading cringe.
You guys'll be happy to know that Josho has gone past the boundaries of this story! He is now mentioned in Cyandaquilava's story, Undertale: Save them! (On Wattpad, dont know the link cuz I'm on the mobile app). And to return the favor I added a little reference to there OC in this chapter (remember the time traveler ERROR Josho was chasing?)
Anyway, the author OUT!
