"What?!" Everyone shouted.
"That'll be interesting, the second vs. the third nearby the first's grave" Erza mused.
"I have no idea what you just said" Levy said.
"You stumped Levy?!" Kaida exclaimed.
"Anyways, which directions do we go?" Lucy asked.
"Since they are moving, I can only give you generalizations, but Caprico is in that direction," Kaida pointed one way, "Merudy is that way," Kaida pointed another direction, "Ultear is that way," Kaida pointed yet another way, "Rustyrose is that way" Kaida pointed straight ahead, "And Hades is over there" Everyone went in their respective directions except Kaida and Lisanna.
"Lisanna, go with everyone else" Kaida told her.
"But I thought we were going to work together" Lisanna said.
"I'm sorry Lisanna, but Teletubby is too strong" Kaida explained.
"I can handle it!" Lisanna said determinately.
"You don't understand, he can control people"
"If that's the case, then aren't you at the same disadvantage?" Lisanna asked.
"No, as long as I'm touching something that is touching the ground, I am cured of all status effects" Kaida told her.
"But how do you know that it's a status effect?" Lisanna questioned.
"He tried to use it on me before, but it didn't work, I'm immune to this, but you aren't. If you're there he will control you and make you fight me" Kaida explained.
"But are you sure, you can handle it?" Lisanna asked.
"Yes, you should go with everyone else and help them defeat Rustyrose. After they're done, they should spread out and take out any weak members wandering around" Lisanna nodded and ran off to find the others.
"God, I hope she'll be ok" Kaida said to herself before running off towards Teletubby.
Kaida ran through the forest, careful not to touch any stones, since she had long since abandoned her flip flops since they kept her from running fast.
When she was in his sight she called, "How dare you trespass on our guild's sacred ground!"
"Wooo-ee, now I get to fight someone" Teletubby said, grabbing one of her hairs when she tackled him. He attached the hair to his doll.
"Now, Mr. Cursey will finish you off!" he stated.
"I don't think so, Teletubby" Kaida said giving him a swift kick in the gut, but it did no damage as he was too fat.
"My name is Kain!" Teletubby yelled banging Mr. Cursey on the ground, "Why isn't this working?"
"You have no power over me" Kaida said, smirking while kicking him in the leg, pushing him to the ground.
"Mr. Cursey always works! Except for this one time…" he paused, "You're that girl! Master Hades will be so happy when I bring you back to him"
"Keep dreaming, your only magic has no effect on me, you can't beat me" Kaida told him, sending a pillar of rocks his way. Teletubby tried to roll out of the way, but he was too fat, so he was sent flying. Teletubby hit a rock, and was knocked unconscious. Kaida grabbed Mr. Cursey and all the other Mr. Curseys and then built a big wall of rock around Teletubby.
"Two down, five to go" she said ripping the Mr. Curseys to shreds.
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Authors Note:
So what did you think?
Kaida defeated yet another member of the seven kin of purgatory, leaving only five remaining.
Also if you're wondering why Kaida calls Kain, Teletubby, it's because it's the first thing I thought of when I looked at Kain. I think it fits him quite nicely, what about you?