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Chicago Union: Hallway
With the base is still under attack by HYDRA and the Revengers, Spider-Man and White Tiger are fighting a scores of more UNION Soldiers, with Spider-Man getting use to the talons from his hands and feet and White Tiger enjoying her new Electric Claws with steel knuckles, as the two reached the objective point
White Tiger: You're getting really good at those
Spider-Man: Same to you. You're enjoying those are you?
White Tiger: You get to scratch and punch your enemies
Spider-Man: Well, were in the objective point. Where's Deadpool?
Just then, the sealing near them collapsed as Deadpool landed on a dead UNION soldier holding two advanced Assault rifles
Deadpool: (sniff) Ah, I love the smell of dead pussy boys that pissed their pants in the morning. It smells like…victory
Spider-Man: …Deadpool!?
Deadpool: GUYS! YOU TWO ARE NOT FUCKED!
Deadpool hugs both Spider-Man and White Tiger
White Tiger: Okay
Spider-Man: We miss you too
Suddenly, one of the UNION soldier Spider-Man and White Tiger fought got up
UNION Soldier: FREEZE YOU SON OF A (BANG) AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Deadpool suddenly shoots the UNION Soldier on the crotch as he fells to the ground in pain
UNION Soldier: FUCK! MY PENIS! YOU SHOT OFF MY FUCKING PENIS!
White Tiger: Oh my god!?
Spider-Man: Dude!? You shot off his Penis!?
Deadpool: (Hollywood accent) In a world were dip-shits looses their penis! Unable to make babies and do shit. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, and Cobie Smulders, in "The Man who Miss a Dick"
UNION Soldier: AH FUCK YOU!
Deadpool: Well we have to leave right now, so lets go!
UNION Soldier: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Deadpool, Spider-Man, and White Tiger left, leaving the UNION Soldier
Spider-Man: Where's Bob?
Deadpool: In the Marauder we're getting out of here now
Just then, Saru contacted Deadpool through his headset
Saru (Speaker): Deadpool! You there!?
White Tiger: Saru?
Deadpool: I'm here monkey boss and the two kids are here also
Saru (Speaker): Good.
Spider-Man: Saru! You okay!?
Saru (Speaker): Injured, but I'm fine. I've wiped the files of from the UNION database and other organization. You two won't have to worry about them coming after you or your family
White Tiger: Oh thank god
Spider-Man: Saru, thank you
Saru (Speaker): Don't thank me yet. Change of plan, this place is about to blow
White Tiger: Excuse me!?
Saru (Speaker): A self-destruct system was activated. You have to get outside now! I'm gonna call Bob to pick us up!
Spider-Man: What the hell going on here
Saru (Speaker): HYDRA's here, and according to Bob they brought friends
White Tiger: What!? HYDRA's here!?
Saru (Speaker): No time to explain! We leave now!
Chicago Union: Outside
As the three got outside Spider-Man and White Tiger were shock to see a score of dead bodies of UNION Soldiers on the ground
White Tiger: …Oh…My…God…
Spider-Man: …There…Dead…There…all… (Spider-sense) LOOK OUT!
Spider-Man and White Tiger took cover and Deadpool teleported away, as they got up and witness HYDRA's new Super-human team, The Revengers
Spider-Man: Huh!?
White Tiger: What…The!?
Deadpool: Daayumm
Kraken: YOU THREE!? SO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET BACK THE CUBE!? WELL I WILL PISS OVER YOUR COLD DEAD CORPSES BEFORE I CAN LET YOU LEAVE WITH IT!
Deadpool: …WELL YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
Kraken: REVENGERS! TAKE THEM!
The Revengers attack the three, with Deadpool using his teleporter and use whatever available weapons left to destroy and damage the Extremis controlled drone and Mechs, and killed all of the HYDRA soldiers with Spider-Man webbing them and White Tiger disabling them. Deadpool then faced off against Detroit Steel and Wonder Man.
Deadpool: Well that was fun
Wonder Man: Not for long
Wonder Man grabbed Deadpool and threw him on the ground. Deadpool then stood up with his broken bones showing as his healing factor kicks in as he takes out his katanas
Deadpool: Owww… Seriously, oww…
Detroit Steel: You think that hurts much, well there's more to come
Deadpool: Hey! You're that dude Iron Man pissed off
Detroit Steel: Shut up! Time to blow your brains out
Wonder-Man: And see you smush until you are worm food
Deadpool: Yeah!? Then bring in the boss battle bitches!
White Tiger faced off against Black Spectre and Jaggedeye, as she avoided their attacks which nearly hit her
Spider-Man: TIGER!
White Tiger: YEAH!?
Spider-Man: CATCH!
Spider-Man web-pull a Union Shield and threw it to White Tiger, as she catches it and blocked an attack from Jaggedeye and survived a hit from Black Spectre
White Tiger: Oww…
Jaggedeye: Good block Cat girl!
Black Spectre: But next time you won't be so lucky
White Tiger: So what are you guys!?
Black Spectre: We are your death! And I will be the one that skins you!
Jaggedeye: So why don't you be a good little cat whore and die like one!
White Tiger: …Did you just call me a whore!?
Jaggedeye: Yes I did! Got a problem with that!? Whore!
White Tiger sheath her claws
White Tiger: I WILL SKIN YOUR FACE AND USE YOUR SKULL AS A STRACHING POST! WHILE I SHOVE THAT BOW OF YOURS RIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND TAKE YOUR ARROWS AND PIERCE YOUR EYEBALLS WITH IT!
Black Spectre: You got the feline mad!
Jaggedeye: Just the way I like it!
Spider-Man then faces off against Kraken and Hive. Despite his Spider-Sense and his new Talons, he finds them challenging to beat as he couldn't penetrate Hive's thick skin and Kraken's armor
Spider-Man: Woah!
Hive: Kkkkkkiiiiilllllllll Sssssppppppiiiiidddddeeeeerrrr! Ccccccrrrruuuusssshhhh bbbbooonnneeeesss!
Kraken: You dare! You dare use that costume against me!? I made that thing you piece of shit! And you dare use it on me!?
Spider-Man: You made this!? You were making your own killer Spider-Man!?
Kraken: How did you acquire it!? How the fuck did you acquire the Blood Spider!?
Spider-Man: Is that what it's called!? Well suck it! Because there is only one Spider-Ma! (Spider-Sense) Whoa!
Spider-Man avoided Hive's punch as it was strong enough to make a crater
Hive: Yyyyyoooouuu ttttaaaallllkkkk tttttoooo mmmmuuuuccchhh! Mmmmuuuusssstttt sssshhhhuuuuttt yyyooouuu uuuppp!
Chicago Union: Inside
Saru: Bob! Can you hear me!?
Chicago Union Base: Outside
Bob: I'm here! And a lot of people are screaming!
Saru (Speaker): Good! Now listen!
Chicago Union: Inside
Saru: I want you to bring in the Marauder now to pick us up!
Bob (Speaker): What!?
Saru: The plan's been changed! A self-destruct system has been activated, Bob! If we don't get out of here then we'll be dead! We need you Bob! Please!
Bob (Speaker): …I'm starting the engine! Seeing you soon!
Bob start's the engine of the Marauder and heads inside the Chicago Union. Saru then approached a window and saw the fight outside, with Spider-Man, White Tiger, and Deadpool in a disadvantage.
The battle still going on and despite his teleporter, Deadpool was caught by Wonder Man in mid-air as his arms was ripped off, with Detroit Steel sheathing his blade and cut him through the waist
Deadpool: AAAAAHHHHH!
Spider-Man: NOO!
White Tiger: DEADPOOL! NOO! (Bash) AH!
While holding her shield Black Spectre kicked White Tiger as Jaggedeye shot one of his arrows through her left leg, damaging it as her leg started to bleed in pain
White Tiger: OOWWW!
Spider-Man: TIGER! (grab) HUH!?
Hive: Ggggooottt yyyooouuu!
Distracted, Hive grabbed Spider-Man and kept bashing him and threw him through a truck
White Tiger: SPIDEY!
Black Spectre: Got you!
As White Tiger lifted her shield, Black Spectre furiously cut it in two as he kicked her across the field, with White Tiger in great pain
White Tiger: Agh…("pant")…Ah…
Deadpool: Shit! I'm armless and legless! Can't do anything!
Detroit Steel: Get Ready! Because it's time to blast you into pieces! You ugly shit!
Deadpool: Oh shit!
With no arms to activate his teleporter and no legs to move, Deadpool witness Detroit Steel charging his plasma cannon. Meanwhile, Spider-Man tries to get up as he witness Deadpool and White Tiger in trouble.
Spider-Man: …("pant")…Tiger…("pant")…Wade…("pant")…Got to ("pant")…get up…
Hive: Hehehehehehe…Iiiii…kkkiiiilllllll…hhhhiiiimmmmm?
Kraken: No! I'll do it! That little shit is getting on my nerves!
Jaggedeye: But what about the Cube?
Kraken: Take the Cat girl with us! We'll kill the rest!
Spider-Man: …No…Tiger!
Deadpool: Girly! Get up!
White Tiger: Ahhhh! ("pant") Owww!
Black Spectre: You're coming with us feline!
Black Spectre grabbed White Tiger on the head, while she's still in pain and crying as he dragged her
White Tiger: AHHHHH! NOOO!
Spider-Man: TIGER NO! LET HER GO! (BLAST) AGH!
White Tiger: SPIDEY!
Just then, Kraken activated his blaster and prepares to shot, as Spider-Man struggled as he almost recovered
Spider-Man: …Got to…get up!
White Tiger: Sp…Spidey!
Deadpool: WEBS!
Kraken: See you in the afterlife Spider-Man!
As Kraken was about to finish Spider-Man, the ground was starting to shake, as they all felt the vibration
Deadpool: Oh shit
Jaggedeye: Hey! You feel that!?
Black Spectre: Yeah. I felt it
Spider-Man: …What!?
Hive: Wwwwhhhhyyy gggrrrooouunnddd ssshhhaaakkiinnnggg?
Kraken: What the? What's going on!?
Suddenly an explosion happened in one of the buildings as Saru came out with rocket launcher in both his hands and feet, as he carries a pack of EMP Granades
Saru: HEADS UP!
Kraken: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Jaggedeye: IS THAT A MONKEY!?
Saru rapidly fires four of the rocket launchers at once on the Revengers, as one of the rockets fired at Wonder Man's face, destroying Detroit Steel's Plasma cannon and damaged the armor, sent Black Spectre and Jaggedeye flying from an explosion while White Tiger barely escaped the blast, and hit Hive hard and injured with Kraken manage to escape. However, Kraken fired his blaster and manages to hit one of the rockets, with the aftershock causing Saru to loose control and fell on the ground and leaving him injured.
Saru: …Oww…that…hurts…my sides
Deadpool: Monkey boss!
White Tiger: …Saru…
Spider-Man: SARU!
Kraken: Grrr…Can somebody please…KILL THAT GOD-FORSAKEN MONKEY!
Spider-Man: No…NOOOO!
Saru was about to be killed by Jaggedeye as Spider-Man lift his arms and he suddenly discovers another feature from his costume, Spider-Man can shoot energy beams from his wrists as he destroys Jaggedeye's bow
Jaggedeye: MY BOW!
Kraken: HIVE!
Hive: KKKIIILLLLLL SSSPPPIIIDDDEEERRR!
Just then, Hive rushed towards Spider-Man hard as he smashed the ground as dust appeared and causing a smoke screen. As it clears Spider-Man suddenly disappears.
Kraken: What!?
Hive: Bbbuuggg gggooonnneee! Wwwhhheeerrree iiisss? (Slash) AAAAAAHHHHH!
Kraken: WHAT THE!? (Slash) MY BLASTER!(Bash) OOOFFF!
Hive's face got slashed and Kraken's blaster was destroyed as he was kicked in mid-air, as Spider-Man reappears in thin air as he discovers another function of his new costume, invisibility.
Spider-Man: Enough…I HAD ENOUGH!
Deeply angry that his friends were injured, Spider-Man brutally attacks the rest of the Revengers in rage. Jaggedeye took out his knife and prepares to throw it, but then Spider-Man quickly shoots the knife from his wrist as he punches him in the face hard. Then Wonder Man attacks in hopes to grab him, until Spider-Man webbed his face as he took the grenades from Saru and web-pulled himself on Wonder Man and used an incinerator grenade and placed it in his mouth, causing Wonder Man's mouth and throat to burn and causing him to choke.
Detroit Steel: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT BUG!
Spider-Man then attacks a badly damaged Detroit Steel as he misses his shots, allowing Spider-Man to activate and web a dozens of EMP grenades on the armor and on the pilot, causing an EMP blast that disabled both the armor and the pilot.
Black Specre: YOU ARE DEAD INSECT!
Spider-Man: YOU FIRST!
Black Spectre then attacks Spider-Man with his sword, but Spider-Man saw a large metal beam as he avoided Black Spectre's attack and grabbed it as Spider-Man hit his sword out of his hands and hit him back. As Black Spectre stood up from his attack, Spider-Man threw the large metal beam at him, which Black Spectre grabbed it with his hands, but suddenly Spider-Man kicked one end of the beam hard that caused it to slip from his hand and causing the other end of the beam to hit Black Spectre's face really hard as blood came out from his face.
Saru: Woah…
White Tiger: Spidey…
Deadpool: THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! I'm still armless though!
Saru: …Hang on…
Hive: DDDIIIEEE!
Hive then started to attack which Spider-Man avoided as he turned invisible.
Hive: WWWHHHEEERRREEE AAARRREEE YYYOOOUUU!
Using his talon, while remain undetected, Spider-Man attacked Hive's joints and brutally slashes him. As he reappears again, Spider-Man then picks up the large metal beam he used and brutally bashes Hive's head hard with it until he fell. As he dropped the metal beam, his spider-sense was tingling as Kraken attacks, as his suit unleashed a sonic pulse. Spider-Man then turns invisible and tries a sneak attack, but Kraken then shoots lighting bolts out of his hands and hits Spider-Man, causing him agony pain. With White Tiger watching in horror as she tries to get up and help him
Spider-Man: AAAAAAGGGGGHHH!
White Tiger: NOOO! SPIDEY!
Kraken: DO YOU REALLY THINK I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT!? I MADE THAT COSTUME! I KNOW ITS FUNCTIONS! AND I KNOW HOW TO COUNTER IT!
Spider-Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
White Tiger: NOOO! SPIDEY!
Kraken: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU PIECE OF SHIT OF AN ARACNID! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH HYDRA!
Just then the ground starting to vibrate more as it gets stronger, causing Kraken to stop as Spider-Man fell to the ground, while Saru grabs Deadpool's arms and waist, as Deadpool's healing factor reattaches itself
Kraken: Huh!? What's going on!?
Spider-Man: …Oww…
Saru: Oh shit!
Deadpool: This is bad right?
Suddenly the Marauder appeared with Bob driving onto Kraken
Bob: NANNY MIDGETS USA!?
Kraken: WHAT THE!?
Bob drove it towards Kraken and rammed him as he screams while Bob threw Kraken towards the window
Bob: HOLY SHIT! I can't believe did that!
Saru: GET SPIDER-MAN IN THE TRUCK! WE'RE LEAVING! DEADPOOL!
Deadpool: On it!
Bob got out and carries the unconscious Spider-Man back in the Marauder, with Deadpool carrying the injured White Tiger, as Deadpool pulled the arrow out of her leg
White Tiger: OOOOOOOWWWWWWW! YOU ASSHOLE!
Deadpool: Sorry! But it had to be done!
Saru: Just sit tight! We're getting out!
As Saru took the wheel and drove off, the ground starting to vibrate and the cracks starting to appear. The Marauder escape as Chicago Union exploded as they avoided the debris falling from the sky.
Saru: WOAH!
Bob: HOLY SHIT!
White Tiger: OW! KEEP IT STEADY! MY LEG STILL HURTS! AND I'M STARTING TO LOOSE BLOOD HERE!
Spider-Man: Agh…where…
White Tiger: Hang in there Peter! We're out okay…and I'm starting to get dizzy
Spider-Man: Ava…you're alright…
Deadpool: TURN LEFT! TURN RIGHT! GO FASTER! RUN OVER THAT HOOKER!
Bob: THAT'S AN OLD LADY!
Saru: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP! I'M DRIVING HERE!
Just when Saru turned back for a second, debris landed on their way, creating a ramp, sending the Marauder into mid-air as they headed and crashed into an adult kink store as they saw the owner on front of them, a Gay Midget about to eat a Jaffa Caker.
Gay Midget: …WHAT THE PUSSY FUCK!? (SPLAT)
Large purple dildo crashed on Gay Midget
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Deadpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GAY MIDGET GOT CRUSHED BY A LARGE PURPLE DILDO WITH A MCVITIES JAFFA CAKE!
Spider-Man: What!?
Deadpool: NOTHING! JUST SOME MIDGET CRUSHED BY A LARGE PURPLE DILDO!
Then later saw on the driver side, Howard the Duck
Howard the Duck: I'm warning you see! I know Quack-Fu! (BANG)
Saru: …
Saru just killed Howard the Duck with his gun
Deadpool: FUCK! THE DUCK!
Spider-Man: What?
White Tiger: What was that!?
Saru: It's nothing…
Bob: But!?
Saru: I SAID IT'S NOTHING!
Saru reversed the Marauder out of the adult kink store and drove out of Chicago
1 hour later: After Chicago Union's destruction
The Narayan
As the Aircraft return to base, Micky Patel along with the rest of the Revengers survived the explosion as he contacted Viper on screen
Micky Patel: Mistress
Viper (Speaker): Dr Patel! What news we have?
Micky Patel: Chicago Union has fallen, but we've lost the Cube in the process
Viper (Speaker): What!? How could you have loose the Cube!?
Micky Patel: They are quite resilient and determined, and I think I have witness one of our own joining in their aid, Bob
Viper (Speaker): That pathetic agent lives!? And he's aiding them!?
Micky Patel: Yes, but that is not the problem, because today out of all of them one have become a far bigger threat to us then ever before, Spider-Man
Viper (Speaker): Excuse me!?
Micky Patel: You should have seen him, the brutality, the ferocity, all that power. The Spider-Man almost defeated the Revengers single handedly. I've collected data from all the heroes I've encountered, but this Spider-Man never shown an aggressive side before. We've underestimated them, Mistress
Viper (On Screen): How…how could this have happened!?
Micky Patel: I do not know, but it is a guarantee that they will bring the Cube back to SHIELD. It is only a matter of time
Viper (On Screen): …What options do we have?
Micky Patel: We may need to speak to the Queen about this. But if the situation becomes dire then we may have no other choice. Once we are healed and fully upgraded, we may have to attack SHIELD directly
Viper (On Screen): A direct attack against SHIELD? Will it really come to that?
Micky Patel: We must speak to the Queen about this, but the situation has now become more complicated then before, and it will get even more complicated if we do not act now. But most of all…he needs to die…the Spider-Man must die!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is my third attempt to do action scenes, but I'm not sure if I got it right. I also wanted to add more humor for Deadpool to say out
Also with Howard the Duck, I just don't like him. He's literally a character who should be in Disney, and I don't even know why he's there in the first place
Hope you like it because I did my best with the action scene, which more will appear in the future
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