Episode 20 - Zelda VS Peach
Both Princess Zelda, Princess Peach and Super Smash Bros. Belongs to Nintendo.
Death Battle Belongs to ScrewAttack
Jackthreads and Soundtracks Belongs to their respective owners.
"Alright guys, one more episode for today." Kirby said happily.
"Okay!" The young smasher said at the same time.
"Man, you guys really enjoy watching this." Sonic said to them.
"Yeah," Kirby replied. "we like to watch it all the time during the night, and when it's done to the 5th episode, we just call it a day."
"Huh. You know, it could be fun for entertainment." Mega Man said in interest.
Then there was knocking by the door. "Who could that be in this hour?" Pit said as he begins to approach the door. Once he opened the door, he saw but only Mario and Link appearing from the door.
"Huh? Mario and Link? What are you doing here?" Pit said, upon seeing the Red Plumber and the Hero of Hyrule.
"Oh, me and Luigi were bored-a and there wasn't anything good-a on the TV, I decided to go walking around the-a hotel." Mario said in his italian voice.
"And I needed to some time away from Ike, Marth and Roy. So I'm taking a stroll around the building." Link added.
"Okay, that answer the question," Pit said. "but why are you guys here? This IS Kirby's Room, after all."
"There were some commotion coming from the other people from their rooms saying there was a ruckus from the other side of the Hotel, so we decided to check it out and I'm guessing ruckus came from you guys." Link explained.
"Oh..." Pit replied. Then he turned to the others who had no idea loud they were those the people staying in this hotel. "Well, I guess we were a little crazy in here."
"Care to explain why you guys are making a ruckus in here?" Link asked, waiting for a
The gang looked at each other, figuring who's gonna tell them. So Ness, stepping in, explained the situation.
"Ah. I see. So, this has got-a be the work of the Death Battle thing, you guys shown-a right?" Mario said. They nodded.
"I get that it was an Internet Show that tells about the combatants' stats and everything, but getting them to fight to the death, do you think it's kinda overkill?" Link asked.
"Hey, you think its amusing to watch two people you may or may know not know fight each other to the death for entertainment?" Pikachu retorted.
Hearing that, Mario and Link thought about it and begin to think that Pikachu is right.
"But hey, since you guys are here, we wanted to show something that will surprise the both of you." Kirby said, cheerfully.
"Really? What is it?" Mario asked.
"You'll see." Kirby replied, returning to the others.
Mario and Link looked at each other, then shrugged, and then joined the others. Kirby then pressed play for the next episode and Jackthreads was mentioned again and the episode starts playing.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Today we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other.
Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.
"Well, this is getting interesting..." Sonic said, amused.
Wiz: Princess Zelda, from the realm of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...and Princess Peach, of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario and Link were now shock to this. Peach and Zelda, the two Princesses of Mushroom and Hyrule Kingdoms, are gonna be in this battle?! How is that even possible?! Well, looks like they gonna have to wait and found out.
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The first combatant is a young, noble and wise looking woman with pointed ears, and, long chestnut-brown hair (she's blonde in other depictions). She wears a royal gown in colors of pink, white and lavender with elegant accents on it. She also wears shoulder guards and many kinds of jewelry.
Princess Zelda
BACKGROUND
Full Name: Zelda Hyrule
Race: Hylian
7th Sage/Maiden
Descendant of the Goddess Hylia
Blessed with wisdom of Naryu
Stubborn and Feisty
Noble and Wise
(*Cues: Ocarina of Time - Zelda's Lullaby *Orchestrated**)
Wiz: Being a descendant of the house of Hyrule, Princess Zelda has spent her entire life governing her kingdom. Despite having a king, the majority of royal decisions are actually made by her.
"Interesting, I never would have realized that the Princess of Hyrule has a strong responsibility," Mega Man stated.
"Yup. That Zelda for ya. Always take charge, whenever their help." Link said with a smile.
Boomstick: Talk about a control freak. And why do they let her get away with it? I mean, she's lost her kingdom to the forces of evil more times than I can count!
"I'm guessing that her kingdom might have no military to keep it safe." Mega Man stated.
"Or her powerful enemies have powerful magic to easily rule it." Ness added.
"Maybe she should have left the whole ruling the kingdom thing to the king," Sonic commented.
"I agree. She's may have the ability to rule her castle, but she really isn't good at protecting her kingdom," Villager replied.
"The Zelda from my world, Tetra, did a better job of commanding her pirate crew than ruiling a castle." Toon Link said.
Wiz: Between being waited on hand and foot, Zelda has spent some time training with her modest arsenal.
WEAPONRY
Royal Sword
Dagger
Light Bow
- Weapon of Choice
Light Arrow
- Destroys Evil
- Can Even Damage Phantoms
Boomstick: Bows, magic, musical instruments, she even carries a sword and dagger, but has little experience with it. Her weapon of choice is the bow, which she wields with deadly accuracy.
"So, she's a archer too huh. I learned that lesson when she used the Final Smash Attack," Pit said.
"Still, I'm surprised that she has a little experience with a sword and dagger." Mega Man said.
"She maybe inexperienced with swords, but she's really good at magic and spells." Link stated.
"I guess you're right about that." Sonic replied.
Boomstick: Plus, she can use her magic to turn an ordinary arrow into the powerful Light Arrow, perfect for killing evil.
"Wait, if she can do all that, then how could she lose her kingdom to the forces evil so many times?" Pit asked.
Link sweatdropped. "She has her reasons..." He said, while rubbing the left side of his cheek.
MAGIC
Minor Telekinesis
Prophetic Dreams
One-Way Telepathy
Farore's Wind
Nayru's Love
Din's Fire
Wiz: Speaking of which, Zelda is an incredible potent spellcaster. While most of her magic is for use outside of combat, she is more than capable of holding her own. She can teleport with Farore's Wind, shield herself with Nayru's Love and cast pyrokinetic projectiles with Din's Fire.
"Those are 3 magic techniques she uses in Smash Battles." Pit said, remembering the 3 spell attack Zelda uses in each smash fights.
"Yeah, Zelda's really good at using those 3 attacks. But they acquired a lot of magic energy." Link stated.
Boomstick: Also she can talk... with dead people.
Wiz: Spirits.
"She can talk to spirits?" Ness asked.
"Yes she can." Link answered as he was impressed by her natural gift.
Boomstick: Like Boos?
"What's a Boo?" Asked Kirby.
"They're small, rounded-a ghost-like creatures-a that like-a to turn invisible when being-a unnoticed." Mario answered.
"They're like the scariest ghost we ever fought. And the worest part is, they won't leave us alone." Yoshi said, creeped.
"Oh..." Kirby replied.
"But I doubt Zelda can even talk to them, right?" Ness asked. They shook their heads 'no'. "That's what I thought."
Wiz: Zelda is also the legendary bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, a testament to her astute mind.
This golden triangle out of the tree caught the attention of the gang, including the 3 Links.
TRIFORCE OF WISDOM
1/3 of the Triforce
Enhances Magical Ability
Leads Bearer to Wise Decisions
Protects Bearer from Evil
Creates Faultless Disguises
-Sheik of Sheika
-Tetra the Pirate Captain
(*Cues: Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword-"Ballad of the Goddess"*)
Wiz: This greatly enhances her magical prowess and gives her the power to dispel evil. She is even skilled enough to create long lasting disguises.
"That would explain her experience with magic." Pit said.
"But, if she has the Triforce of Wisdom, then what about other two?" Ness asked.
"They say that the person that carries the Triforce of Courage is person that cladded in green because of couragous trials," Link stated. "and the person with the most power and the most evil goes to the person that carries the Triforce of Power."
"Gannondorf..." Pikachu said, knowing the person he was talking about.
"And I'm guessing the person wearing green that carries the Triforce of Courage happens to be you, right?" Lucas asked.
"Well me, or those two..." Link answered, while pointing towards his two incarnations.
Wiz: She used the guise of Sheik to evade Gannon's tyranny for over seven years.
"But I heard she doesn't do that anymore." Pit said.
"Oh, she does. But while being disguise, she and Sheik treated each other like a separated entity." Link stated.
Boomstick: Wait, that's a chick? But where's her...uh...
Sonic coughed awkwardly and the others blushed red at Boomstick's question.
Wiz: It SHOULD be noted, however, that the forms of Sheik and Tetra are nothing more than disguises, and abilities attributed to them would naturally be available to Zelda.
"Impressive." Ness said as he intrigued by the flawless disguises Zelda can use.
"I was surprised too when my Zelda, Tetra, was the Princess of Hyrule. Although, she didn't know about it from that time ago." Toon Link said.
"And since Zelda, from my world when I was the Hero of Time, she disguise herself in order avoid capture from Gannon." Said Young Link
Boomstick: Yeah, but why would you wanna toss tiny needles at people when you can shoot fireballs with your mind?
"Yeah, I mean, what's the deal with using needles for offense. She could at least take the enemies by surprise by launching fireballs everywhere!" Pikachu shouted.
"Her fireballs are very limited for her magic energy and doesn't need a lot of spamming!" Link countered.
"Aw." Pikachu grunted.
FEATS
Evaded Capture as Sheik for 7 years
Leader of the Seven Sages
Never Questioned by Subjects
Often helps finish off Gannon
Usually relies on guardians and sanctuaries
Wiz: While Zelda is clever, mystically powerful and helps battle Gannon when necessary, she repeatedly relies on the aid of others.
"In other words, she relies the person who she chooses to become the Hero of Hyrule, namely Link." Pit said.
"HEY!" Shouted the three Links.
"Although it is postivitily true, but Gannondorf can easily find them so that way he can get his hands on Zelda." Ness replied, knowing this Gannon seemed powerful.
"Yup. That's classic Gannon." Sonic smugged.
Wiz: Her success at avoiding capture can be largely attributed to her guardians and sanctuaries.
"So it seems more of her feats required the help of others. I doubt she'll be able to do things by herself," Mega Man stated. Then turn to Link. "No Offence."
"Some taken..." Link grunted.
Boomstick: She is REALLY getting people to do stuff for her.
Wiz: Right, she is a master manipulator. She can always convince a na ve young hero to do her dirty work with little to no reward.
"What?! That's not true!" Link exclaimed.
"Hm. Actually, he does have a point," Mega Man said, agreeing with Wiz on that statement. "I mean, she did ask for your help a couple of times and yet without realizing it, she keeps on begging for your help."
"Man, talk about being a slave driver." Pikachu frowned.
"I second that." Ness said with Kirby nodding in that agreement.
Boomstick: How many times does this guy gotta save ya? Put up already!
Naïve young hero (Link): You called for a hero, princess?
Zelda: Yes. But I guess you'll have to do.
The smashers showed lots of interest in Zelda for being a wise, noble and capable Princess with impressive skill in her bow and plenty of magical attacks that make her a very capable fighter. Kirby, Pikachu, Lucas and Ness seemed to like her magical abilities, Mega Man and Sonic were very interested in learn more about the Triforce and it's pieces. Pit really like her bow and Light Arrows, and the others seemed alright with her. On to the next combatant.
The second combatant is another princess, a beautiful, young woman with a flowing blonde hair and ocean-blue eyes. She wears an elegant, royal pink dress in a very feminine style with jewelry including blue jeweled earrings and a crown on the top of her head. She occasionally carries a parasol.
Princess Peach
Wiz: At first glance, Princess Peach appears to be your standard, meek and helpless damsel-in-distress.
"Oh please, Peach looks like-a she could fight if she wanted to." Said Mario with confidence.
Boomstick: And that's pretty damn accurate.
"Wait, what?" Said Mario in confusion.
"You just had to jinx it, didn't you Mario?" Pikachu joked.
"Okay, I'll admit it, she does fit the description." Pit said.
"Looks can be very deceiving, my dear angel friend." Link assured to his fellow friend.
BACKGROUND
Full Name: Princess Peach Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom
Favors Technique over power
Classy and Graceful
Resourceful & Athletic
Generous to a Fault
Has Been Playable in 39 of her 57 games
Boomstick: Being a member of the Royal Toadstool Family, Peach spends most of her times getting herself kidnapped, or baking a cakes in the kitchen like any good woman should.
"Mhm, cake," Kirby muttered to himself in delight.
"I'll admit, she's-a good at-a baking the cake." Mario replied.
Wiz: Despite being a wealthy princess with a royal guard more than capable of defending the castle, she has been kidnapped over a DOZEN times.
"That, we are aware of." Ness said.
"And it was kinda lame." Pikachu groaned.
Kirby, Lucas and Yoshi shook their heads and how easy her imprisonment were. "She could've at least hire more guards than that." Mega Man said, sweatdropping.
"The princess's Toad Army don't have-a much-a, but they did build character." Mario replied
Boomstick: Yet somehow, while still behind bars, she can send mail to Mario through outer space containing items and extra lives. Hey lady, next time send yourself!
"Does she really sends mail to you, Mario?" Kirby asked.
"Yes, she did." Mario answered. "Lots of times."
"Man, I wonder why." Pit wonders.
"Either Bowser's minions' are equally lazily, or they're just dumb as rocks?" Pikachu said with amusement. Everyone chuckled.
Wiz: Peach is an incredibly athletic and capable fighter. She has participated in a variety of different sports, including soccer, basketball and kart racing, and has survived every single Mario Party. And as we said before, Mario Party is no walk in the park.
"Yeah, as far as everyone knows, that Mario Party is a death trap." Ness commented, and the others except Mario, nodded in agreement.
"But why? What made you think that-" Mario was about to finsh that sentence until Yoshi steps in and whisper something in his ear. With that finish, Mario only replied, "Oh, I see."
WEAPONRY
Tennis Racket
Golf Club
Frying Pan
Turnips
-Can Pluck from any Location
Perry the Parasol
-Can Transform to Suit Terrain
-Stun Enemies
Peach Bomber
Boomstick: Peach's unique arrays of weaponry includes a tennis racket, golf club, frying pan, and turnips, which she can pull out of her-
"Ack! Too much information!" Pit shouted.
"Wonder how she manages to have those things without a backpack?" Kirby asked.
"It's better not to delve into it further Kirby." Link answered. Mario nodded in that agreement.
Wiz: She ALSO wields Perry the Parasol, an umbrella capable of powerful strikes and magical properties.
Boomstick: Oh, and one of her most valuable weapons is her ass!
"Say what now?" Mario said, hearing that makes his eyes twitch. Hopefully Boomstick would be able to explain more clearly on what he meant.
Boomstick: She can hit someone with that thing so hard that something down there explodes.
They watch Peach ram her booty into Mario which causes a massive explosion. Everyone chuckled.
"Not funny!" Mario exclaimed.
"Oh come on, it is kinda funny." Pikachu smirked.
HEART POWER
Floatation
Therapy Healing Spell
Mute Spell
Sleepy Time Spell
Vibe Powers
-Joy: Wind-Powered Flight
-Gloom: Increases Speed, damaging tears
-Calm: Creates a Healing Bubble
-Rage: Invulnerability, Increases Weight
Mega Strike Empress Peach
(*Cues: Mario Strikers Charged - Peach's Theme*)
Wiz: Peach also wields a form of magic called Heart Power. With it, she can float in midair for an indefinite period of time, cast healing spells, and summon lambs from the sky to put her foes to sleep.
"Wait, if she can do all those things by herself, then why does she always gets captured? I mean it's so ridiculous. She has magical powers like Zelda, for goodness sake, and yet she lets herself be kidnapped over and over again," Pikachu said.
"She has her reason..." Mario replied. Even he doesn't know the answer to that.
"But what I get is how do lambs make people fall asleep? It's illogically impossible," Ness said.
"I've seen sheep make people fall asleep, but lambs... I don't thinks," Pit said with less interest.
Boomstick: Don't pet that sheep, or you might wake up in a stranger's van.
Everyone didn't laugh at that, know that it was too morbid and moved on without saying anything.
Wiz: And ever since being touched by the Vibe Scepter, she can channel her emotions into raw mystic power. When she rages, she becomes invulnerable but slows tremendously.
"Hm. Funny, I never realize that her emotions are used as powers." Pit commented as she was interested in this artifact that can turn emotions into mystic powers.
"That's Peach for ya, she always tends to use her emotions as magic powers." Mario said with pride.
Boomstick: Hold up! Touched by the WHAT NOW?!
Everyone slightly jumped at Boomstick's shouting.
Wiz: The Vibe Scepter.
Boomstick: *laughs*
Everyone was confused of Boomstick laughing all of a sudden.
Wiz: *realizes* Oh... *clears throat* But Peach's magic reaches its climax with-
Boomstick: *laughing uncontrollably*
"I don't get it..." Kirby said with confusion. The others doesn't the joke either, but Mario, Link, and Pit did as they were blushing.
Wiz: ...with her Mega Strike technique, Empress Peach, a kick so powerful, it splits a soccer ball into three separate ones, delivering enough force to score three times.
They watch Peach play some kind of hardcore version of soccer as she kicks the ball into the air with her, sprouts angel-like wings and kicks the ball into three separate ones as an anthropomorphic crocodile fails to block the balls getting into the goal.
Boomstick: *continues laughing* STOP! I CAN'T TALK!
The young smashers have no idea what was that all about, but Mario, Link and Pit didn't answer but blushed as red as tomatoes. But Sonic, fortunately, chuckled slightly knowing what the joke he was talking about.
Wiz: Peach's Heart Power also naturally dispels evil magics, which is the actual reason why Bowser always kidnaps her.
"Oh, so that's the reason why." Kirby said. "He just wants her Heart Power so he doesn't lose his powers."
"I've never would have-a guessed that," Mario said, surprised to know Bowser actual intentions on capturing Peach.
Boomstick: Really? I thought it was because of... well...
Behind Bowser and Peach are eight young Koopalings, each in different colors and accessories, which they presume to be Bowser's children, one of them being Bowser Jr. Kirby and his friends had their eyes wide open when they thought deeply about it.
"Hey, you don't think..." Pikachu said, looking pale as a ghost.
"Oh god, I hope not." Pit said, doesn't want to know if it's true.
"No way-a," Mario retorted. "I talk to the Princess, and she said she never done anything between her and Bowser, nor does his children."
"Let's just hope it is true." Link said while trying not to puke.
FEATS
Eager to Assist in Battle Whenever She Can
Once Saved Mario and Luigi from Bowser Single-Handedly
Survived Every Mario Party
Can Never Avoid a Kidnapping
An Awful Employer
Bakes Really Big Cakes (Kirby drools at this)
Wiz: Peach has assisted Mario in battle several times, once even saving him from Bowser on her own.
"While I enjoy learning that, I want to know why she hasn't kicked Bowser's ass before," Pikachu commented.
Wiz: Even so, she still needs rescue on a daily basis. And her gratitude usually goes as far as kiss and a cake.
"Mmh, cake." Kirby muttered, thinking of Peach rewarding him with cake.
"Then I guess she'll reward you with a kiss like that, huh Mario?" Sonic said, smirking at him.
"Shut up!" Mario exclaimed.
Boomstick: What's with all these princesses not putting out? Give it up already!
Peach: Listen everyone, let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario.
Peach may be a meek damsel-in-distress, but she was pretty interesting. She's a very kind princess with magical powers and use those powers as emotions. But there were some flaws that descripted her, like the times she was kidnap some may times just for her Heart Power. Ness, Mega Man and Pit were interested in the Vibe Scepters powers, Kirby and Pac-man seems to like her in her delicious cakes, Link was impressed of using emotions as mystic attacks, and Sonic grinning at how Boomstick was laughing at the mention of the Vibe Scepter. The others liked her as well. Onto the battle.
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Batt-
Wiz: No, wait, wait, wait we got to do an ad first.
Boomstick: What!?
"See, there are certain episodes that might have advertisements." Pikachu explained.
"But at least the advertisements might help us carefully debate on who would win though." Pit added.
Now this debate is tricky one. Zelda is wise and can use her magical prowess to win, but after spending a long time evading Ganon's capture has given her little to no combat experience and her magic is useful outside of combat. On the other hand Peach is very skilled and even saved Mario from Bowser once, plus her Heart Power is extremely useful and might help her get the opening using her Mega Strike.
So, in the end, they couldn't decide who wins. They just hope that whoever wins is the best.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
The fight starts with the smashers viewing the animation of the background. It was 3D and pretty impressive. The background were tall mountain-like hills shaped like thin rectangles that stood vertical and some had wooden bridges attached to some. The gang see Peach gently float down on the bridge with her parasol and Zelda appears out of thin air through her teleportation spell as the two princesses prepare to fight.
Who will be the superior damsel in distress?
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Super Mario RPG - Through the Tree Stumps and Mushrooms *Remix**)
Peach made the first move and throws a few turnips at Zelda, but she deflected them back with Nayru's Love. This causes Peach to cry and ran towards Zelda with a trail of tears following, and the Hylian Princess couldn't get to Peach because of the puddle of tears. Peach then scoots back and used the Peach Bomber and hit Zelda dead on.
"Damn!" Pikachu shouted as he saw the Peach Bomber.
"It looks like it's gonna take more than that to beat Zelda." Young Link stated.
Zelda then teleported right back into the fight and used a kicks Peach away, then casts Din's Fire multiple times and hit Peach several times before she was relentlessly attacked a lot before being pushed back farther away.
"Here come Zelda's comeback." Toon Link grinned.
"I don't think so." Kirby replied, knowing he has some faith in Peach.
Peach got up and used her Heart Power to call upon the Sleepy Time Sheep and launched it at Zelda, but the Hylian Princess deflected with Nayru's Love once again and sends it to Peach, whom she launched it high in the air with her parasol.
Zelda teleported in front of Peach and slapped her.
"Aw snap!" Pit exclaimed.
"Catfight!" Pikachu and Kirby both shouted in glee.
Peach then slapped back at Zelda and the two stand still for a few seconds before they proceeded to trade slaps to each other.
"Holy crap that's hardcore!" Pac-man commented.
"Why am I not surprised." muttered Mario.
Peach successfully stunned Zelda before using a frying pan to knock away Zelda from a far distance.
(*Cues: Final Demise - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword*)
Zelda recovers and brought out her bow and prepares to fire a Light Arrow, meanwhile Peach becomes enraged and slowly charges at Zelda while being surrounded by fire. Zelda then fires the Light Arrow which cancels out Peach's Vibe Power, which causes the wooden bridge to shatter into a million pieces.
"Man, those Light Arrows are useful to dark beings but if I recall correctly, Peach is kind hearted person." Popo noted.
"It's a good thing that Peach's Rage Vibe from the sceptor was able to make her stay alive after that." Mega Man added.
Both Princesses began to fall and the two started throwing more attacks while they are still falling. Zelda launched a few more Din's Fire and gotten a hit and teleported in front of Peach, but the she anticipated the attack and struck Zelda down with her parasol and the two landed on the ground safely.
"Oh boy, this is getting really close." Kirby commented.
"Don't worry Kirby, Peach will win this for sure." Ness assured.
(*Cues: Staff Roll from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Strike*)
Peach and Zelda both regained their health and proceeded to launch turnips and Din's Fire at each other to a stalemate. On another perspective view something was falling down really fast and the two princesses keep firing projectiles at each other. And the object was falling closer to Zelda at a faster rate.
"What is that thing falling from the sky?" Pit asked.
"I think I know of what it is." Link said, knowing Zelda has lost the fight.
Turns out it was the Sleepy Time Sheep from before and it successfully landed on Zelda, causing her to be sleepy and wide open for Peach to finish her off.
(*Cues: Mario Strikers Charged - Peach's Theme*)
Peach: Alright!
Peach then unleashes her Empress Peach Mega Strike and fly towards Zelda and kicked her in the head so hard her head literally exploded into a bloody shower.
"Holy Shit!" Pikachu, Pac-man, Pit, Link, Kirby and Kirby screamed, and everyone else was silent at the kill.
Peach then landed safely and looked back and asked herself.
Peach: Did I win?
K.O.!
(*Cues Super Mario RPG - Forest Maze*)
Boomstick: GOOOOOAAAL!
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PRINCESS ZELDA
Less Combat Experience
Limited Combat Magic
More Destructive Potential
Wisdom Does Not Grant Better Instincts or Combat Skill
Light Arrow's Magic is Only Deadly to Forces of Evil
Triforce of Wisdom & Magic Are Better Suited Out of Combat
Wiz: Zelda's offensive arsenal is relatively limited and predictable compared to Peach's quirky repertoire.
"That's true, Zelda has less combat experience than Peach and relies on others to help save her kingdom." Mega Man commented.
"At least she tried." Lucas added.
PRINCESS PEACH
More Combat Experience
Abundant & Diverse Arsenal
Stronger Endurance
More Athletic
Just as Clever & Resourceful
Few Fatal Attacks
Mega Strike is Overpowered
Rage is Convenient Invulnerability
Boomstick: And while most of Peach's attacks aren't fatal, the mega strike, Empress Peach, gave her a leg up.
Soon the group were introduced to a new feature to the show known as the Board of Wisdom which shows a lot of advanced math and calculations to determine a fighter's physical strength. A few members were starting to have some headaches at all the advanced mathematics.
Wiz: See, a soccer ball is typically a kept add up to 12 psi, but since Peach's mega strike creates 2 more, it has enough force to add up to 24 pounds per square inch, or about 165,000 newtons per square meter, as of 1,000 newtons of can cause decapitation and 15 psi can shatter the human skull, the mega strike is so over-excessive it didn't just kill Zelda, it obliterated her.
"They've done a lot of analyzing to a person's strength and calculation." Ness said in impressed.
"I agreed." Mega Man added.
Boomstick: She got kicked in the face really hard and it went boom.
Wiz: Yeah, in layman's terms, I guess...
Boomstick: Peach sure fleeced Zelda in this fight.
Everyone chuckled at the pun.
Wiz: The winner is Princess Peach.
They enjoyed the episode and now liked the two princesses and their skills. Now to the last episode for today.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
They couldn't see anything as it was dark, until large flashes of thunder and lightning appeared and on a shadow silhouette of a hammer appeared.
Despite being interested in what the next episode may be, It's time for bed and may watch it tomorrow. Soon, every returned to their rooms while Kirby, Pikachu and Yoshi remained in their rooms, going to their bed and fell asleep. Waiting for the next combatants.