Holy crap.
HOLY
MOTHER
OF
GOD.
I SWEAR I WASN'T PEEPING.
HONEST.
I WAS JUST SITTING IN WINRY'S ROOM.
IN THE DARK. EATING A SANDWICH.
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THEN...
SHE CAME IN AND STARTED CHANGING.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
WINRY ALMOST FLASHED YOURS TRULY AND...AND...
HER BOOBS ARE TOTALLY BANGIN'.
YES.
I SAID IT.
THANK YOU SANDWICH FOR GIVING ME A GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN. And...I might've had a slight -ok the start of a massive-hard on...swear to God...a legit TENT forming in my pants...
OOPS. Did I say that out loud? Okay I didn't. It's safely in here. I feel better.
Sorry. I'm in a bit of a daze. And writing in CAPITALS.
Oh wait. I'm totally NOT sorry.
I got KO'd by the almighty wrench but seriously...
I
SAW
WINRY'S
BOOBIES.
'Scuse me.
I CAN GO DIE HAPPY NOW.
BYE.
A/N: Big shout out to everyone following/favoriting and the amazing reviews! Can't believe its broken 6500 views! Never thought a bunch of journal ramblings from Ed would elicit such a positive response and become so popular. :) The support's been INCREDIBLE.
See ya soon!