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Chapter 21
Jack was on his way home with Jill when they came across a pawn shop. "Hmm...I wonder if they have anything of vaule," He said sneakily. How he loved stealing it was just as fun as pranking.
Jill rolled her eyes, "Dought it. But if you're going to steal again at least take something decent. Instead of all the usual junk."
Jack glared at her then entered the shop searching for something he could use against people he hated. Which was mainly everybody. There was a monkeys paw, a genie lamp, and a dodo bird. "Hmm..I like the feathers and I bet that dodo birds taste like chicken." Jack took the dodo bird and ran out of the store.
"A dodo bird? You can't steal a dodo bird their almost extinct. I demand that you put it back," Jill ordered glaring at him.
"Their almost extinct," Jack said in a mocking voice, not seeming to care in the least. "Who cares if a stupid bird ends up extinct? Stop being so naggy."
"I am not naggy. You're just the boy from Hell," Jill whacked him.
"Ouch! Well you a jerk and a suck up doody head pants," Jack glared.
Jill rolled her eyes and grinned. "You have the insults of a two year old. Congrats I never thought your IQ would go past the age of 1," She said cruelly.
Jack twitched tired of the constant insults from his annoying sister. "Why don't you go jump off a cliff? Do me a favor for once."
"Why don't you? It's not like anyone likes you anyway. Why mom and dad spend more time with me than you. Whenever their home that is..." Jill said the last part kind of sadly. "I'm just the perfect child," She said smugly.
"You're not perfect! You're evil and annoying. And two faced which is why the children hate you," Jack growled.
"Pfft you dear brother are merely jealous and those kids love me. After all I'm perfect in every way," Jill said skipping off.
Jack glared at his sister and stuck his tongue out at her. "I'm perfect in every way," He said in a mocking tone. "Yuck she's so full or herself and mom and dad like me better!" He yelled.
"You wish! If that's true why do they help me with hw and let you fail?" Jill asked smirking.
"Shutup! Just shutup! You have a horrible nazly voice and I hate you!" Jack growled beyond angry.
"And you think I care bro?" Jill said giving him a wedgie.
Jack winced, "Stop it! Your worst than Lurg and that's saying something."
"No I'm better than Lurg because I can torment you all day long," Jill said grinning.
Jack was seething with rage and he punched Jill in the eye, blackening it. "That's a good look for you sis." He said with laugh.
"My eye! My perfect green colored eye. You're going to pay for this!" Jill shrieked.
"You had it coming. Let's just go home," Jack said walking away.
Jill followed rubbing her eye. "I will get you for this. Mark my words you will rue the day you messed with me," Jill threatened.
"Rue? What the heck does that mean? Next time I'll go for the throat that way I wont have to hear you," Jack said glaring. He longed for the day he would kill her. Her 18th birthday. She would never suspect his evil plan of doom.
Jill not saying anything, started walking up a long narrow and grassy hill. "I hate this hill," She griped.
"Yeah, I don't get why our parents made us move to a shack on a stupid old hill. There's hadly any room for any of us to live there," Jack said following her.
"Wasn't it because you sold are house to a guy offering you stupid beans?" Jill asked.
"But they were magic beans and there was a giant! I saw him!" Jack protested and took out beans from his pocket. "See they even glow!"
"Here's what I think of your stupid beans," Jill said tossing them away. Rain came down and landed on the beans which started growing...
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