Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Popo! You'll get lines when I tell you ,too!
This chapter is in memory of my imaginary friend Popo, a green dog, who was hit by a bus outside my house.
Matt awoke to German swearing.
Matt: You already did that.
Matt, the Author: Shit.. How about an explosion?
Matt: Did it.
Matt, the Author: Shit! How about...
Matt: Screw it! You're a no talent hack! Why any loser would even read your stories, I don't know!
Matt, the Author, satanic tone, suddenly growing 70ft, and fire appearing in the background: THAT'S IT! YOU'VE DEFIED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! YOUR TOTALLY FUCKED! I'M GONNA DO IT!
Matt, scared shitless: YOU WOULDN'T!
Matt, the Author: I'M ADDING A PLOT! Next chapter through, I'm lazy.
Matt: SO, how am I going to wake up?
Matt, the Author, still pissed: How do you think?
Matt: Fuck!
Matt awoke to a naked, cum covered Zelda screaming.
Zelda: THERE'S A NAKED GUY IN HERE!
Matt: Uh,... RUN!
Matt then ran for his life while he took out a controller and pressed the Y button a few times, changing into his normal costume.
Matt, after a while, was cornered in the living room.
Mario: What-a the fuck-a?
Samus: Seriously! You fucking crashed a girl's slumber party!
Zelda: A fucking lesbian slumber party!
Peach: What the fuck were you thinking?
Matt: At the moment, that I fucking hate the author!
Daisy: Well the fucking author isn't fucking here right now! So fucking deal with it!
Matt: I'm fucking sorry! DK! Vouch for me!
DK, covering Diddy's, Bowser Jr.'s, and Ness's ears: I say old bean! You fucking crashed a sex party! What kind of fucking example are you setting for the children!
Falco: Ya! Vat de fuke! You are a fukking assvipe!
Fox: Yeah! You're a fucking pervert!
Slippy: Yeah! What the fuck, Matt?
Smashers: SHUT THE FUCK UP SLIPPY!
Matt, begging: Everyone's fucking against me! Help me, Krystal!
Krystal: You fucking perv!
Matt: Katara? You fucking believe me right?
Katara, turning up her nose: Fuck you! Fucking Pervert!
Aang, blocking Matt's view: You fucking heard the woman!
Sokka: I never fucking trusted you!
Pat: Matt, what the fuck? That's even fucking low for you!
Ray: Yeah, you fucking pervert!
Darth Vader: You are no longer fucking allowed on the Dark side!
Luke: You were never welcome on the fucking Light side!
Yoda: Fucking saddened, I am at you!
Invader Zim: You fucking sex-crazed human!
Jigglypuff: What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you? (I have a song with those words.)
Pikachu: You used to be my fucking hero.
Pichu: Why, Matt? Why the fuck did you betray my trust?
King Boo: I find what you did offensive to perverted ghost everywhere!
Amy: WHY HAVEN'T I HAD ANY FUCKING LINES YET?
Sonic: Dude, Amy's fucking right! You are a pervert!
Matt: That's not what she said!
Tails: SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUCKTARD!
Matt just starred in shock.
Matt: TAILS GOT FUCKING LAID!
Tails: Yup! Fucked Sonic up the ass!
Roy: You are a fucking disgrace!
Marth: Yes! Exactly what he fucking said!
Mewtwo: I'm sorry, but I never liked you fucking chicks!
Matt: Mewtwo! ... Since when are you fucking pink?
Mewtwo: Since I came out of the fucking closet with Tails!
Matt: WHAT THE FUCK?
Link: That's not the problem! You're a fucking pervert!
WW. Link: Argh! It not be cool to fucking keelhaul an all chick party! Shiver me timbers!
Matt: Do you even know what keelhaul means?
Megaman:... (Megaman was not available for filming because he was asking for too much money. Fucking R-tard)
Ganondorf: How dare you fucking try and rape Zelda? That's my job!
Yoshi: Fuck you pervert!
Birdo: Whatever the fuck he said!
Kirby: WHAT THE FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER!
Mooreluv2006: That's fucking it, Matt! We're fucking through!
Matt: We were never going out.
Mooreluv then ran up to her room crying.
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep... Beep... Beep!
Matt: Can he talk?
Goku: Fuck no!
Captain Falcon: CAPTAIN FALCON!
Fred Fred Burger: I found the nachos!
Suddenly, a group of Censorbots crashed through the wall.
Censorbots: That's it! You dropped 58 F-bombs in this chapter alone!
Matt: Didn't I kill you guys in the Teletubbie universe?
Censorbots: No!
Matt: You dirty 0000!
Peach: What the 0000? He only said liar!
Censorbots: Uh, die!
The Censorbots shot lasers out of their eyes at the Smashers.
Samus: This is all you fault, 0000!
Matt: What? She just said my name?
Matt then took out his katana and killed all of the Censorbots by kicking them in the nuts.
Matt: Now for bed, since everyone has forgiven me!
Smashers: No ones forgiven you!
Matt, waving his hand: You have all forgotten what happened!
Smashers: We have all forgotten what happened!
Matt: All the chicks love me!
Smashettes: We do not!
Matt: Worth a shot. You will all go to bed!
Smashers: We will all go to bed!
The Smashers then went to bed, except Luke Skywalker, Yoda, and Darth Vader.
Matt: Right, Jedis, that doesn't work on you. Just a sec.
Matt took out that cool MIB thing that makes people forget in a flash of red light. Matt put a pair of shades on.
Matt, pressing the button: Say Cheese!
In a flash of light, the Jedis forgot and went to bed. Matt was climbing up the stairs when he saw Nana crying, NOT CONNECTED TO POPO!
Matt: What the hell happened?
Nana, between the tears: POPO DIED!
Matt: And you didn't?
Nana: No, we were fucking in the middle of the road, because Popo was a horny son of a bitch! Then a bus came down a flattened him on the road, while I was knocked aside.
Matt: Well, the best cure for a cold is a GOOD HARD FUCKING!
Nana: I don't have a cold.
Matt didn't care, as he had already brought Nana up to his room, stripped her, and started humping by the time he said that. Matt fell asleep a couple hours after Nana had run out of stamina.
Why did they have to kill Popo? Why god? WHY? Also, REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!