Ch.21: Nicknames and Detentions

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Ron shook Harry's shoulder, "Harry get up!"

Harry groaned and pulled the pillow over his head, "Go away Ron!"

Ron sighed and pulled the pillow off of Harry's head, "Get up! NOW!"

Harry jumped and fell out of his bed, "Ouch! Bloody Hell Ron there was no need to yell!"

"Mr. Snape watch your language!" Minerva demanded of her grandson as she walked by the dorm room to make sure everyone was getting up.

Harry grumbled something under his breath that wasn't very nice then he pulled the blanket down to him and tried to fall back to sleep.

Ron sighed and walked out of the dormitory, he made his way to the twins' room. "Fred, George I need help waking Harry up."

Fred and George exchanged sly glances then ran over to their brother's dormitory where they found Harry fast asleep on the floor.

Fred and George picked Harry up and threw him over one of their shoulders, which was Fred's. Fred carried him down to the Common Room where he dropped Harry onto the floor. "Harry get up!" Fred and George called at the same time.

Harry groaned and sat up, "No I wanna go back to bed, leave me alone!" With that said Harry tried to fall back to sleep again.

Fred and George smirked and said, "Don't say we didn't warn you." Then George flicked his wand and Harry sat up.

Something wasn't right. Harry slowly looked at himself in the mirror and saw he had purple and yellow hair! Harry glared at the twins and said, "Fix my hair!"

George and Fred snickered and shook their heads. That was it Harry stood up and chased them out of the common room, it was a good thing Hermione saw them run out and changed Harry's pajamas into robes.

Hermione and Ron ran after the three sprinting boys.

"I can't believe you did that!" Harry bellowed as he chased after them earning many stares from the students and professors that were on their way to breakfast.

George looked back, Harry was right at their feet. "Oh come on Harry, we had to get you up!"

Harry scowled as he ran, "Wait until I get my hands on you!" Harry growled dangerously.

They ran around a corner and slid (they all were still in their slippers.)

"Oh Harry you would like that too much!" Fred yelled back to him. George laughed at that.

Harry glared at them and ran faster, "You wish!"

They arrived at the Great Hall doors and Fred and George ran through, Harry followed right after them and jumped, he landed on them both and tackled them to the floor. Many gasps were heard in the Great Hall.

Harry ignored them and sat up then pointed his wand at Fred and George and said in a threatening voice, "Change it back now!"

Fred and George snickered, "Or what? What will you do Harrykinz?"

Harry glared at them and flicked his wand, Fred and George soon found themselves in pink sparkly dresses and high heels. Harry smirked at them as laughing filled the Great Hall, "Change my hair back!"

George and Fred looked at each other in horror, "Change our clothes back to normal first!"

Harry smirked, "I don't think so, and guess what? You guys can't change out of those clothes, I put a sticking charm on everything... Even the bra."

The twins' eyes went wide in horror, "Harry! Change us back!"

"Change my hair back first!" Harry said glaring at them.

They shook their heads so Harry shrugged and stood to go sit at the Gryffindor table, "I guess neither of us will go back to normal then huh?"

Fred and George tried to stand up but fell because they weren't use to the high heels. "Harry please!"

Harry smirked and ignored them. Ron laughed and gave Harry a high five.

Hermione sighed, "You guys are acting like children."

"Yes they are." A silky voice commented from behind Harry. Harry quickly turned and came face to face with his father.

Harry gulped, "Uh... Good morning dad."

Severus smirked and said, "Yes it was a good morning. Until some loud boys came running into the Great Hall!"

The boys in mention glanced at each other and gulped.

Severus stood from where he was crouched flicked his wand all three of the boys were back to normal. They all sighed in relief.

"Thanks dad." Harry said as he felt his hair.

Severus glared down at him and said, "I wouldn't be thanking me so soon young man. You three will serve detention tonight at eight!" With that said he turned and headed back up to the Head Table to finish eating.

Harry glared at the two older boys and said angrily, "You couldn't have woken me up normal, but no!" Harry growled sarcastically.

Fred and George laughed at him and sat down at the table.

"Come on Harry you got to admit it was fun. Running through the halls in slippers." Finally Fred got Harry to laugh at the memory of sliding around a corner and running into the wall on the other side of the hall.

Harry laughed and nodded his head, "Ha, yeah that was fun."

"It was dangerous too!" Hermione piped in the conversation.

The boys rolled their eyes at her and began to eat their breakfast.

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Minerva looked up from her cup of hot tea and addressed her son, "Severus when are the boys and I going to have our day out?"

Severus put his cup of tea down and looked over at her, "Mother we have already went over this, they will not be allowed to go with you so you can spoil them and feed them candies and such until they learn to behave and their little act they did the other day helped in the least!"

Minerva sighed, "As you wish Severus."

Severus sighed he hated it when he disappointed her, "Mother I'm sorry but they can't go until they behave."

Minerva nodded her head and said, "I understand son. Remember that one time when you and James got into that fist fight and you got the span-"

Severus' face turned a deep crimson as he interrupted his mother, "Mother!"

Minerva smirked as the teachers all smiled at Severus in a knowing way.

Minerva chuckled and said, "Oh it's not like they already don't know Severus darling. I was just simply explaining how that situation and the boys' situation is similar."

Severus rolled his eyes, "It is notin the least similar mother! Potter and I were NOT brothers!"

Minerva glared at him and lowered her tone to a threatening one, "Severus Tobius watch your tone. You may be thirty-two years old but that does not mean you are not too old for me to teach you a valuable lesson!"

This made Severus' face turn crimson for the third time that morning. "Mom come on! I'm too tall for you to pull me over your lap nowadays anyway." Severus said smugly thinking he was out of harms way or more like his mother's way.

Minerva glared at him and said, "Would you like to test that Severus Tobius?"

Severus' eyes widened and he shook his head, "No thank you Mother. I apologize for my tone."

Minerva nodded her head, "Good."

Severus felt someone was staring at him so he looked up to see it was Albus and his damn twinkling eyes. Severus gritted his teeth and bowed his head, all of a sudden he didn't have the appetite to eat.

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The bell rang for breakfast to be over. All the students rose and headed for the door at the same time so Harry, Ron and Hermione decided to wake a bit for the crowd to calm down. They apparently weren't the only ones who thought that because Draco and his little minions were waiting too.

Draco looked over and saw his brother, "Crabbe, Goyle you guys stay here or leave I don't care but I am going to go talk to my brother." With that said Draco stood and headed over to the Gryffindor Table.

Ron growled as he saw Draco coming over, Hermione smacked him and said, "Ronald be nice remember he is Harry's brother!"

Ron rolled his eyes at her while Harry stood to greet his brother, "Good morning Draco."

Draco nodded his head and said, "Good morning Harry, Hermione, Ron."

Ron almost glared at him again but one look from Hermione made him sit down and look at the table.

Draco smirked and said, "Nice show this morning by the way, although I think your hair looks better black and not purple and yellow."

Harry rolled his eyes and said, "The twins did it. They couldn't have woke me up in a normal way!" Harry sighed as Draco smiled, "Anyway did you hear Dad getting in trouble with Gram?"

Draco smirked and nodded his head, "Ha yeah, it was about us though." Draco's smirk faded as he said the last part.

Harry nodded his head, "Yeah apparently Gram wants to have a day with us but Dad won't allow it since we keep getting in trouble."

Draco sighed, "Let's try to be on our best behavior for a little while okay? Dad's not too thrilled with us right now so I think we need to show him that we can behave like the gentlemen we are-" Draco was interrupted by a snort from Ron. Draco and Harry sent him glares that made shivers go down his spine.

Still glaring at Ron, Draco continued, "It's going to be hard because we have to behave good, we have to have all of our homework done and on time, and we have to follow the rules." They both sighed at the end knowing this was going to be so hard to accomplish.

Harry nodded his head in agreement, "Yeah, I don't like it when Gram and Dad get in a argument over us."

Draco smiled and said, "Remember Harry to be on our best behavior we have to have all of our homework done and knowing you...?" It was more of a question then a statement.

Harry's eyes went wide, "Uh oh, crap I have to finish the essay from Binns!"

Draco smacked his hand against his forehead, "Harry!"

Harry shrugged, "I kinda forgot, that class is boring Draco and you know it!"

Draco huffed in annoyance, "You can copy mine but don't let us get caught!"

"Get caught doing what?" Severus snuck up behind them when they were talking.

Harry and Draco spun around with wide eyes.

Harry and Draco began to explain at the same time. "That we uh..." That was Harry.

Draco rolled his eyes at him and looked at his father, "We don't want to get caught being nice to each other."

Severus sighed, "You're brothers, children. People will understand if you're nice to each other."

The 'children' sighed in relief that their father fell for their excuse.

"But it's so fun, Dad." Harry said and gave his brother a sly smile.

Draco laughed and gave him a light push, "You're a dork Harry."

They both laughed at that. Severus smiled glad that they were finally getting along.

"Alright children go to your next class, you don't want to be late." Severus said then walked with them to the door.

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During Defense Against the Dark Arts Harry and Draco sat next to each other so Harry could quickly copy his essay, Harry had to switch some words around so it wasn't completely copied and so they wouldn't get caught. Hermione and Ron sat in front of them scribbling notes back and forth. Today in Defense was just a study day so they did nothing, much to Harry and Draco's relief.

Harry sighed in relief when he finished reading over the essay he then handed Draco back his essay and gave him a smile, "Thanks bro."

Draco rolled his eyes but smiled non-the-less. He liked being called 'bro' even though he would never admit it. "Anytime, Scar Head."

Harry glared at him and punched him lightly in the side, "Shut up."

Draco chuckled, "It was tempting I'm sorry... Scar Head."

Harry glared at him again but the glare was forced.

Draco looked at him and his eyes filled with laughter, "Fine if you don't like the nickname Scar Head can I call you Harrykinz?"

Harry gave him a horrified look, "No!"

Draco laughed out loud at that, "Why not? The twins get to call you that."

Harry glared at him, "No they don't I always get them back for it."

Draco gave a light snort then said, "Fine if I can't call you Scar Head and I can't call you Harrykinz... Can I call you Lion Man?"

Harry glared at him and said, "Can I call you Snake Man? Or what about Slithy, huh what about that one Draco, surely you like that one!"

Draco sighed, "Alright I understand, no Scar Head, Harrykinz, or Lion Man. What about Hairy Face?"

Harry narrowed his eyes at him and said, "How about I call you Ass!"

"Mr. Snape! Watch you language, you have detention tonight at eight, do NOT be late!" His professor said strictly.

Harry could have screamed! "I can't go to detention Draco, I already have detention with dad tonight at eight!"

Draco smiled at his brother's horrible luck. "Well I guess you're going to be in trouble aren't you little brother?"

Harry glared at him and huffed.

The bell rang for class to be over and Harry stood up to go talk his professor out of his detention. "Professor I'm sorry but I can't go to detention tonight-"

"Oh yes you can! Cancel any plans you have Mr. Snape because you are not getting out of this detention!"

Harry sighed, "But-"

"Mr. Snape do you want to have detention the rest of the week?!" His professor almost bellowed at him.

Harry blinked, holy cow she was mad! "No but-"

"I do not want to hear it Mr. Snape, you are not getting out of this detention so I would just stop trying, you will learn to watch your language!"

Harry glared at her then spun on his heel and marched towards the door, "Bitch." He never calls people these harsh names but she just made him so mad he couldn't help himself.

"Mr. Snape! I heard that and now you will serve detention tomorrow night as well as tonight!"

Harry's jaw dropped open, so much for staying out of trouble. Harry glared at the door then walked out before he did something he really would regret later.

When he was out in the hallway he didn't notice the three figures waiting for him, "UGH! She's such a bitch I hate her!"

Draco laughed and said, "What you couldn't get out of detention?"

Harry glared at him and shook his head, "I also have detention tomorrow as well because she heard me call her a bitch, but that's what she is!"

Draco smiled and shook his head, "So much for staying out of trouble bro, how about we start staying out of trouble in two days seeing how you have detention tomorrow as well."

Hermione sighed, "Harry why did you call her that, you should have known it would bring trouble."

Ron laughed then said, "The question she means to ask is why did you let her hear you?"

Hermione glared at Ron and smacked him upside the head. "Ronald! You're not helping any!"

Ron yelped then rubbed his head, "Man Hermione, I was just trying to cheer him up."

Hermione rolled her eyes at him then started to head down to the dungeons for Potions Class.

Draco and Ron smiled at Harry then walked with him down to the dungeons.

"So Harry have you figured out how you were going to tell dad that you couldn't go to his detention for you tonight because you have another detention to go to at the same time... Oh and you have another tomorrow...?" Draco chuckled as they walked down the steps to the class room.

Harry sighed, "No, I'm going to be in so much trouble!"

Draco shrugged then said, "Yes you are, but hey at least you got the chance to call the teacher a bitch."

The three boys laughed at that, but then they arrived in front of the Potions Class room doors.

Harry took a deep breath then followed Draco and Ron into the class room.

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