Chapter Twenty-One
So, Nick, now that you're in charge, what is the first thing you're going to do?
*Nick snaps his fingers, and turns Ben into Mr. Tusk, and Luke, Sarah, Carver and Jane into a Human Centipede.*
Nick: Oh and while I'm at it maybe I should call Goku, Bill, and my old girlfriend back. What do you guys think?
Luke: WE DON'T CARE! GET THESE PEOPLE OFF MY ASS!
Ben: (Unintelligible screeching.)
Becca: NICK, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
Nick: Sit down, bitch! Be humble! And besides, why are you standing up for this shitbird? I mean, it's not like he's your boyfriend or some shit like that, right?
Becca: GRRRRR-TURN MY BOYFRIEND BACK TO NORMAL, YOU SHIT!
Clementine: Wait, what?!
Lee: When the fuck did that happen?!
Becca: A little while ago, and because you clownfucks didn't give two shits about either of us!
Nick: Bullshit! I want real proof!
Becca: Oh, you want real proof? I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FUCKING REAL PROOF, BASTARD!
*She grabs a DVD from her room, and puts the disc into the DVD player. We then see Becca lying on her bed, wearing nothing but a bra. Then, Ben comes in, wearing a shirt, JUST HIS SHIRT, and then, he plunges his erect cock into Becca's-*
Rebecca, Lilly, and Carley: HOLY SHIT!
*Goblin's mouth drops to the floor. Alvin pulls down his pants, and starts shaking his throbbing cock. Luke is drooling on the floor.*
Clementine: I'll be the first to say it: THAT SHIT IS FIRE!
*Lee starts clapping.*
Lee: WOOHOO! GO, BEN!
Nick: Still not gonna turn him back. Oh, and by the way, I believed you already! I just wanted to see what you'd do!
Becca: MOTHERFUCKER!
Pie face!
*Guest shoves a pie in Clem's face.*
Clementine: What the Hell was that for?!
Nick: Probably because the guest felt like it.
Clementine: I wasn't asking you.
Nick: Too damn bad, because you got an answer, muchacha.
Clementine: MUCHACHA?!
*The guest snaps his/her fingers, and lights everyone's pants on fire, including Nick's.*
Lee: Holy shit!
Clem: MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Larry: What the fuck do we do?!
Vader: WAIT! I have a solution!
Spider-Man: What is it?
Vader: EVERYBODY, PEE!
Goblin: Uh, I don't think that's a good-
Vader: EVERYBODY. PEE. NOW.
*Hesitantly, everyone pees their pants out of fear, putting out the fire.*
Lee: We will never speak of this, again.
*Everybody nods in ascent.*
Uh, guys? Jamie's back, and she just picked up Clem, and is using her to beat Luke!
Jamie: I'll beat a mofo with another mofo!
Clementine: HEEEELLLLP!
Ed: Put my daughter down!
Jamie: Really, man? You had the perfect opportunity to say 'you bitch', and you didn't take it? That's just stupid.
*Suddenly, Diana comes out of her room with two pumpkin bombs.*
Diana: Get away from her, you bitch!
Jamie: That's more like-
*Clementine punches Jamie in the face, which makes Jamie drop her to the ground.*
Diana: EVERYBODY, DUCK!
Kenny: MY SON IS ALIVE?!
*Clementine runs into Lee's arms, as Diana throws the bombs. They blow up, and Jamie's guts, blood, and mangled body splatter all over the room. Also, an entire part of the room is destroyed, letting in the cold air.*
Lee: Ho-
Clementine: Ly-
Goblin: Fuck.
Kenny: Great. Just great! Now an entire part of the room is gone completely! Who's gonna clean up for this shit?! And who can pay for it?!
Nick: I can! I'll just use the money that 001 has!
Reginald: Actually, the master took all of that money.
Nick: WHAT?
Reginald: He said, and I quote, 'Nick will obviously use all of my money, so, in order to stop that from happening, I'm going to take it all with me'.
Nick: That son-of-a-bitch! I wouldn't have used all of his money! Except for maybe on a few strippers, and some hookers, and a few movies, and an expensive dinner at Red Lobster, and… okay, maybe I would use all of it.
*Suddenly, an entire pack of wolves run in and maul Nick. Then, Nick snaps his fingers, and the wolves turn and attack Luke.*
Luke: Dude, what the fuck?!
Nick: Ah, I love being in charge!
Reginald: I do beg your pardon sir, but, you do realize that you won't be in charge much longer, right?
Nick: Huh?
Reginald: The master is coming back, soon. He just got done publishing the first chapter of his latest story.
Nick: Well, fuck.
Nick's Note: Well, uh, I don't know how to end this chapter. What does 001 usually do? Oh, it doesn't matter. Anyway, thank you all for reading. Also, to the guest who had the idea to have me turn my 'friends' into those freaks, you get a gold star! Anywho, that's all! Go. Leave. Get out before I cattle prod you.