So yesterday you might have noticed that I was a tad bit depressed/poetic, with that poem and all…. So yeah; I hope you were able to bear it. -_-
Note: You get the drill XD
Prompt: Bacon (You know who you are XD)
December 20, 2011
Iggy the Preacher.
"And that's why bacon is the way life."
"I still don't get it Iggy..."
"Oh? Then would you like me to demonstrate?"
"Sure!"
"Okay, Gazzy, watch closely as I set this piece of bacon at the entry of this room. Notice that this room is hardwood; very essential to our plan. Now, hide behind the couch with me."
"What next?"
"You'll see."
"Got it."
"Oh Fangles~ Could you come in to the living room for a sec?"
"Okay, just give me a minute."
"Kekeke, sucker."
"Iggy, that's a creepy laugh..."
"Shush, he's coming."
"Hey Iggy, so what did you need- OW!"
"Touchdown!"
"Wow, he slipped on the bacon!"
"And that, young paddawan, proves that bacon is the way of life."
"But I still don't get it…"
"Iggy, I'm going to kill you."
"We'll have another lesson tomorrow."
"Wait, but-"
"Later!"
"Come back here, you blind menace!"
"They're gone…"
"Hey, Gazzy! Can you help me carry this laundry?"
"Oh, Max! Yeah, sure thing."
"So, what were you and Iggy doing?"
"He was telling me about bacon."
"Ah, that's Iggy's 'Preacher' side. You know, like those guys who stand up in the front at church."
"I figured. Hey, doesn't Iggy kind of look like some evil angel or something? Even his wings are like that! You know, white and grey and-"
"Ha-ha, that's totally off subject…."
Karma: It's true that Gazzy tends to get off subject sometimes. Noooo Gazzy, don't become a Nudge!
Nudge: And what's wrong with being like me? *pulls out bat*
Karma: *cowers in corner* A-ah, nothing, nothing!
Five more days 'til Christmas guys! And I still haven't bought presents for my family T_T
Maybe I should give them the air from my lungs…. It's all I can afford, after all.
See you tomorrow!