A/N: I CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE THE LAST EPISODE

...In which I re-name Litton and Evan. They're much better names now, trust me.

There'd better be some Galex in this episode to ease the pain of there being no kiss from last episode ;A;

OhohoHO Gene, calling Sam stylish now, are we? *wiggles eyebrows*

AND seductive?

And people say you don't have a thing for Sam *creepy grin*

No, don't wake up, Aleeeexxx D8 I want to see more Sam! *misses him*

Why the hell are Ray and Chris practicing the moonwalk? O-o

EW PORN

"Not shooting, Bolls? Right, let's go run him over." Yes, because running someone over is exactly the thing to do, Gene. Even better than kicking the door down.

And they just keep kicking the guy while having a conversation. Lovely.

OH FUCK OFF, KEATS

"Don't like to show it off" You're showing it right now, you idiot.

Pfft, Ray and the other guy saying "Bastard" at the exact same time.

Yes I am indeed pointing out the obvious things, why do you ask?

He got her from Awesomeland, where the awesome people are made Litton.

Or Lipton. I'm not really sure to be honest |D

No I don't capiche. You're talking too damn slow for me.

"Don't make this easy for Keats, he's not stupid." I beg to differ, Alex. In my books, Keats is incredibly stupid. Have you seen his hair?

Yes, I am well aware of the fact that hair has nothing to do with stupidity. I JUT HATE HIS ASS.

See, this is why I hate Ray. He's a leecher

Does poof mean gay? I am definitely not aware of British slang.

Oh god, I hope that isn't too bad of a word lol

These guys are twats.

I'm not sure what a twat is, but I know it's bad.

Keats so wants that porn. You can see it in eyes. They scream for it.

OMGWTFBBQ IT'S JACKIE TYLER FROM DOCTOR ROSE'S MUM HOMG SHE'S A SLUT

Sorry. It just took me by surprise. As in, the equal to surprise buttsex.

"Premium filth" eh Gene? You know this how?

FUCK YEAH, BADASS ALEX

I think I was right from last time, Alex DOES attract creepers.

Jeezus, this guy's got his own posse. What a douche.

Man, everybody has it out for this nerdy looking guy today.

Ewww, blood D:

IF GENE GETS SHOT I WILL PUNCH MY FRIEND REID IN THE FACE

This asshead thinks he's so damn cool. But I find it really hard for him to be intimidating because of the hairy caterpillar under his goddamn nose.

"Yeah it's just..." It's just you're a twat, is all.

"Fat bastard"? I dunno ma, he wa pretty dinky. More like "Dinky twig" if anything.

Why hullo there Mr. Cassette recorder. I haven't seen you since Sam forced it upon everyone in Life on Mars.

OH FUCK OFF, KEATS

Keats is totally creeping on Alex D:

They're even playing creeper music. This will not end well.

"You been to that tranny bar again?" Oh my god, I love you so hard, Chris.

You want to know where I think YOU'RE from Mr Twat? Twat-town. That's where you're from. Wanna know why? 'CUZ YOU'RE A TWAT.

Ewww, Mr. Twat just did a pedo smile D: *hides behind couch*

Hey, speaking of couches, we haven't seen Mr. Half-Face for awhile, have we? :D

...I probably just jinxed myself |D

"You think I'm scared of that chinless bastard?" OH MY GOD GENE. YOU'RE RIGHT. Keats really doesn't have a chin! D:

Oh god, ancient fax machine XD

Actually I have no idea if that's a fax machine lmao I' that young apparently. I don't even know what a fax machine looks like.

...In fact I don't even know if there WERE fax machines back then |D

Alex looks like a deer caught in the headlights lol She's like "...FUCK FUCK FUCK"

What is with Mr. And Mrs. Twat here using different languages when they want to say "Understand"? Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of the word?

OH. His name is Evan. Not Mrs. Twat lol |D

That's too bad, I rather liked calling him Mrs. Twat.

You know what? I think I'm just gonna keep calling him that anyway. It's more interesting than EVAN.

OOO MR. TWAT BE CREEPIN'

Mrs. Twat has very noticeable moobs.

Now Alex is creeping outside of Gene's office. I am not surprised in the slightest *creepy face*

"What if he's NOT dead?" "...I think you'll find his" That's not what Gene meant, Chris XD

FUCK YEAH, AWESOME PEPPY 80S MUSIC

Mr. Twat is practically shitting himself now. Take that, you asshead.

"Look at us; like Sapphire and Steel. I am HIM, and you are... HER." Thank you for clearing that last bit up for us, Gene.

I really don't want to view Gene as bad guy but... He's making it really fucking hard because he's using a CROWBAR TO GET INTO ALEX'S DESK GODDAMMIT.

"Why does Gene Hunt get you so excited?" Oh wouldn't you like to know, Mr. Twat...

Gene just burned Sam's jacket... *goes off to mourn its loss in a corner*

WTF there are those stars again! WHAT DO THEY MEEAAANNN?

YEAHHH, KEEP THE FAITH RAY. Keep the faith.

Ooo, it's getting intense again!

I love it. The intenseness. I LIIIVE OFF OF IT.

Oh yes, just choke the man, won't you Mr. Twat?

Because killing old people is so fun! :D

I'm joking, obviously.

I hope you knew that O-o

LMAO THE OLD GUY'S GOT A WIG 8'D

Ohoho, so Mr. Twat suddenly wants to co-operate now?

That's rather nice of him o3o

So, they're talking about beating the shit out of an old man and then the scene cuts to a laughing crowd. This isn't helping to set the mood.

DUDE WTF THERE IS CREEPY COP PUPPET LAUGHING

It's really scarryyyyyy D8 *hides behind couch again*

What... Are Shaz, Chris and Ray wearing exactly? O-o And WHY?

...Do I even want to know?

Oh my god. Chris is dancing. Excuse me while I go die of laughter.

This suit the old guy's got looks like the skin of Edward Cullen.

Tjose aren't the Blues Brothers, you liar D8

Aw, Ray, you can do it!

Wait... I'm cheering on Ray, wtf.

Touching moment is touching :'D

"But there is one thing I want." She wants you, Gene. YOU.

Touching moment has been slightly ruined by impending doom D:

What... BUT I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH TOO. WTF.

I AM ENRAGED.

...Oh |D That's what it was lol

Yay more dancing from Chris C:

OH FUCK OFF, KEATS

Oh Alex. I know you love Gene.