Doctor: My goodness. You'll be dead within a month.
Cosmo and Wanda gasp.
Doctor: Oh sorry. I was reading Garfield comics. HAHA! Oh Garfield. If you keep eating all of that lasagna, you'll be dead within a month.
He puts away the comic.
Doctor: Now on to you.
Cosmo: Well? Am I healthy or not Doc?
Doctor: Ok Cosmo. Let's look at your physical results. AAAUUUGHH
(Gasp)
Doctor: There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Now Cosmo, you are going to expire in a month.
(Gasp)
Doctor: This is your Driver's License isn't it? Now unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die.
(Gasp)
Doctor: When you watch this entire first season of The Wayans Bros.
Wanda: (Screams) WOULD YOU JUST TELL US IF COSMO IS HEALTHY OR NOT?
Doctor: Uh Cosmo? I'm not sure how to say this. Kakarake? Karrottek? Kakaroteke? Never mind. Ok onto the Cancer.
(Gasp)
Doctor: You are a cancer right? You were born in July? Now onto the test results. Oh my. They're much worst than I thought.
(Gasp)
Doctor: Your Godchild Timmy Turner got a D- on his history test. Now Cosmo, that liver's gotta come out.
(Gasp)
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes now. It'll get dry. Now...
Wanda: Please. We can't take it anymore. Please tell us. Is Cosmo healthy or not?
Doctor: Oh yeah. He's fine. He's just retarded.
Wanda: Thank you.
Cosmo: Wait wait. Hold on a minute.
One minute later.
Cosmo: Did you say I was retarded?
Doctor: Well yeah. After seeing how you are, you are pretty retarded.
Cosmo: UMMM. OK.