Chapter 21: Big Brother to the Rescue
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Harry shoved his hands in his pockets awkwardly and rocked back and forth on the balls of his feet.
"I keep waiting for someone to say haha gotcha but no one is," muttered Bill.
"That's because it's true, Billy. Would you like us to write that down for you, oh, no, you can't read either, can you?" Fred said first slowly, then thoughtfully.
There was a silence as Bill stared at Fred with a face that said what-the-hell-we-just-found-out-Harry-slept-with-our-sister-and-all-you-can-do-is-make-fun-of-me?
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!" shouted Ron suddenly jumping up from his seat.
"What do you mean?" asked Harry backing up several paces.
Ron opened his mouth to reply but was smacked upside the head by Charlie. "Shut up Ron. Ginny was right she wasn't going to stay like a seven year old forever. Now instead of terrifying Harry for something that happened years ago, just shut up!"
"I mean really, Ron, you're one year older than her. Are you still a virgin?" Charlie asked.
"No! But she, you know, years ago!" Ron protested.
"Fine then, Ron, were you a virgin ten-"
"Eleven." Emma interjected walking back in from the kitchen her sister following behind her.
"Eleven years ago?" Charlie continued.
Ron took a while to work this out in his head before looking at the floor guiltily.
"Well actually it would be more like twelve years ago considering the whole nine months thing and all but whatever," pondered Lilly. She had a smirk on her face.
"Ginnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!" Bill complained. "Why must your children be so smart?"
Ginny just smirked and rolled her eyes. "So I'm guessing we've come to an understanding then?"
The guys nodded one by one. George turned to Harry, "We're warning you know. Any more funny business and you're going down." Harry blanched and everyone laughed.
"Who else wants lunch?" Mrs. Weasley called from the kitchen.