Cake Batter.

I wipe at my tears, but they keep coming and then snot starts coming. Life is just really horrible right now. I'm barely hanging onto my bag. Its pink strap is clinging to my fingertips, the rainbow sparkles being scraped off by the sidewalk as it drags behind me. Nothing seems sparkly right now.

"Baby!" I hear and see Rossy pull up in his car next to me. "Hey, Baby! I knew it was you…what's the matter?!"

I cry more. "I hiccup was at hiccip Alice's house hiccup and then they hiccip started touching each other's pepperonis hiccip and then they called hiccip me a slut."

Rossy's eyes widen. "Wait…their pepperonis?"

"Yeah. You know hiccip the pointy tips right here." I touch my womanly slope.

Now Rossy's eyes look like a bug. "I'm sorry, Baby. Those girls are bitches, but I can't get over the fact that they were getting kinky. Get in the car and tell me more." I run around to the other side and hop in, feeling slightly better now that Rossy is here.

"So, Baby, tell me…were their shirts off?" He starts driving and I don't know where we're going but I don't care.

"Yeah. They started squeezing and licking each other. It looked fun, but I didn't get to try."

Rossy whistles. "Can't believe I missed that."

I giggle. "It was nice to look at."

"Tell more, Baby. Don't leave anything out. I want to hear all of it."

I think about it for a second. "Well, Angela was squeezing Alice's womanly slopes and then Alice was licking Sue's pepperonis and then Sue started licking Angela's pepperonis, but I think at one point she started sucking on them."

Rossy groans and his hands goes down to his jeans' zipper and I think he thinks he forgot to pull it up but he didn't because he's all zipped up, but then he's moving his palm up and down and groaning some more.

"Oh my god, Baby. Please, was there anything else?"

"Um…they were moaning a lot and really loudly. You could tell they all liked it. I bet it felt amazing. I was touching mine and that felt good. I wonder what it feels like when someone else touches them."

Rossy's hand starts moving faster and his groans become louder. "Ugh, Baby. You're killing me here. You were basically masturbating while watching all of this?!"

"Masturbating?"

"Touching yourself. Making yourself feel good."

"Oh! Well then I guess I was because it felt really good."

Faster his hand goes. "Ugh. Fuck. Show me, Baby. What were you doing?"

"Um well…I was squeezing like this." I touch my womanly slopes with both hands and squeeze gently and then harder.

Rossy groans and side-eyes me. The car swerves a little bit. "Ugh. Don't stop, Baby. What else? What else did you do?"

"And then I start pinching my pepperonis until they stood up." I do just that and my pepperonis stand up real quick. "Just like that."

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Baby! Are you wearing a bra?!"

"Nah. I don't like them. I never wear them."

"Uuuugggghhh! Oh my god, Baby! I want see your titties real bad right now!" He's moaning and groaning and his hips are moving up and down and so is his hand faster and faster, and I don't know what he's doing, but I'm getting excited now too and precious flower is a little bit more squishy.

"You do?" And because Rossy is my friend, I lift up my shirt and show my womanly slopes to him.

"Fuck me!" The bad word is really long and really loud. I think Rossy just saw his pink cloud. I guess he was masturbating. Suddenly we're stopping. I have to catch the dashboard because I'm not wearing a seatbelt, and Rossy is breathing super hard as he rests his head on the steering wheel.

I look out the window. "Where are we?"

Rossy laughs. "My house. Let's go inside, but give me a sec. That was fucking awesome."