NOTE: i got 100 followers on my wattpad account and i said i'll post two new chapters to this story adn another story that can be found on my watt pad account, so, expect a another chapter either today or tomorrow technically my time. Anyway, have fun with the chapter!
"Hee! I was all ready to let your two go 'cos I'm really not feeling it anymore, But... IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE TO DIE, ILL DO YOU THE FAVOR OF SENDING THE THREE OF YOU TO HEAVEN!" Grell yells as she swipes at us with her chainsaw.
'Swiper no swiping!' I laugh to myself as I hear Grell yell that we're going to heaven. "Hah, yeah, fat chance, we all know that none of us are fated to go there." I comment to myself as Sebastian kicks a box towards Grell.
Grell cuts the box into splinters, "Yours truly is just in the foulest of foul moods at the moment! So don't expect to go easy on..." Grell stops as she feels Sebastian land her chainsaw, looking back quick enough to avoid Sebastian's kick and avoid my punch, "HEY! YOU JUST AIMED FOR MY FACE RIGHT NOW DIDN'T YOU?! YOU FIEND!" Grell yells mostly to Sebastian.
"Oh, you are quite right on that account. For I am... a hell of a butler" Sebastian says as he laughs a little of his joke.
"HRM! Do you think a devil can win against a god, Hm?"
'Well, I mean like, you're not the best of grim reapers...' .' I think to myself trying to cheer myself up.
"It's difficult to say. Having never fought one I cannot be sure, but... If the young master tells me to win. Then I shall win." Sebastian says as he looks over to Ciel and smiles, I nod, agreeing with him.
" I don't know what happened between you and that brat, but you're awfully into him. It just riles me riiight up! But a devil such as yourself will perish if hunted with a death scythe, you know? Aren't you just quaking in your boots at the thought?" Grell reves his chainsaw.
"Not at all, this body and soul... Everything down to the last hair on this head, belongs to my master now. For obeying the masters orders so long as the covenant endures... That is a butler aesthetic. His philosophy, if you will. If he tells me not to die, I will not die. If he tells me to die, I shall disappear."
"Hmmmmmm... I do rather like men who peruse the arts, Sebastian Darling! Suddenly I want to stomp on that composed face of yours with my heels. AND MAKE YOU LICK MY SHOES!"
Grell strikes and Sebastian and I move out of the way, " A devil... And a Grim reaper. Will we never be able understand each other? Is a reaper is one whose job it is to retrieve souls... A devil is noxious beast that steals and devours those souls! My feelings will never be requited... it's as if this is... THE TRAGEDY OF ROMEO AND JULIET!" Grell swoons as I have to stop myself from laughing, Sebastian freezes in his spot and Ciel Question the reference.
" If you and I are the stars.. Shake Spear will grieve soundly! AAH SEbAstIAN DARLING! Deny thy master and refuse thy spiteful name and cast your eyes upon me alone!" Sebastian leaps up to Grell as I stay near Ciel. "Wherefore art thou Sebastian darling?"
"From the time... My master called me "Sebastian"... That word became my covenant and christened me anew. I have been "Sebastian" since that day. " Sebastian lands on the roof, "I vowed as much to the moon you see?" Sebastian says as he notions to himself.
" Swearing on the moon is the act of an insincere man. Your eyes are the eyes of the one who does not love tarnished eyes. You are a devil that's defiles innocent souls with your vile hands and lips." Suddenly (pineapples, jk) Grell shivers with lust, "Yes... Ohhh yes... YOure giving me the chills, Sebastian Darling! If its you're child we're talking about, I think I'll be able to birth it!"
Sebastian grits his teeth as Ciel and I shiver down below at the thought of what Grell had said. "Please cease your folly. I find mere thought revolting. "
"OhhHhh, you're such an ice king you are!" A beautiful tyrant! An angelic devil! A raven with the wings of a dove! MY LITTLE LAMB WITH THE APPERITIES OF A WOLF... MY VERY OWN SEBASTIAN DARLING!"
Grell and Sebastian nearly miss each other with their attack, causing Grell's chainsaw to be lodged in the ground. Going to pick it up, Grell is stopped by Sebastian's foot that's lying on the hilt of it. "Ohh Sebastian darling, I wish the sun would never rise. Then we could keep hunting each other for all eternity." Grell leans close to Sebastian's head "But... This is the end of our romantic adventure." Suddenly Grell head butts Sebastian, catching him off guard, "this is the end of our romantic adventure. Let us part with a passionate kiss!... Sebastian darling!... I bid you a thousands... No, ten thousand adieus, my sweet prince!"
It comes before any of us realizes, Sebastian gets sliced diagonally across his abdomen; blood spews everywhere as his cinematic record starts gushing out. "now, show me a dramatic ... No, a moving picture!" in bated breath, Grell watches, anticipates a juicy story, but instead, gets the servants, Grell goes ballistic, " N-! NO-! NOW -! NOW JUST A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL ARE THESE IDIOTS!?"
"You will find that only mundane happenstances such as these over the past year." Sebastian says, holding his wound.
"I'm not interested in ordinary folks like them! Show me something juicer! There's nothing beautiful about them in the slightest!"
Quickly moving behind Grell, " My apologies... however... you must pay to see the rest." Sebastian winks as he tries to roundhouse kick Grell.
"Tch" Grell dodges and jumps away.
"Oh dear.. My clothes are in tatters once more I had hoped that mending the shoulders would help, but this tailcoat is beyond Redemption." Sebastian says as he looks over his clothing, I sigh, calmed down a bit, head more cleared and ready to fight.
"Worrying about your outfit at a time like this is very cheeky of you. Perhaps your wounds were not deep enough? But I do love a man who cares about the way he looks... Sebastian darling!"
Sebastian takes off his tail coat, sling it to the side, 'great, he's using my advice' I think to myself,
Sebastian sighs to himself as he glares in my direction, I smile sheepishly, " I did not want to use this approach, but I fear that I have no other choice."
"Tee hee... so you've finally made up your mind to fight me seriously?" Grell wields his weapon.
"How about we bring this show to a close with the next attack... Let us bid this world farewell.. And be united in the next, okay? SEBASTIAN DARLING!" They both jump up at the same time, each heading towards each other, Grell with her chainsaw in hand and Sebastian with his coat. Grell comes up with her chainsaw, hoping to hurt Sebastian a bit more, when her chain saw, just stops, everything goes quiet in Grell's confusion.
"Eh?" Grell tries to get Sebastian's coat unjammed from her chainsaw, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? IT STOPPED MOVING!"
"If the cutting edge of your death scythe is dependent upon its revolution... it occurred to me that I only needed to keep it from doing so." Sebastian says smugly
"I'll get rid of this right away!"
"That tail coat is tailored from top quality wool. The frictional force of wool is significant. Once caught, removing it will be no simple matter. As it is supplied by the manor... I had wished to avoid employing my coat at all cost, but... there was no simply no way around it. The death Scythe that can cut through everything. That is if one can actually wield it... right? Now... mister Grell..." Sebastian continually gets closer to Grell as Grell cowers in the presents of Sebastian, "if we simply make this a battle of fists... I do have some confidence I can win." Sebastian smiles as he cracks his knuckles.
"Hey, Sir, can I join you too?" I ask as I smile, feeling a bit different.
"Yes, I guess you can help." I smile, cracking my knuckles as well, this is going to be fun!
*I'm sorry, but I'm too lazy to put a fight scene here, I mean like you people are going to get another chapter and 2 more for the other story. Sorry I've worked on this for four hours strait, and I have 3 more chapters to put down.*
"Well that was fun!" I say to myself as cough a few times. 'That does not do good on my shoulder...'
"Ah... ah wont hurrrget diiiiiish..." Grell says, beaten to a pulp on the ground.
"Oh? I should expect no less from a reaper. A physical assault cannot kill you. But." Sebastian whips out Grell's death scythe. "What if I were to use this?" Grell starts to panic, " since the death scythe can make mincemeat of anything... it follows that I would be able to make mince meat of you as well, no?"
Grell starts to back away and I go into her pathway of escape, looking at both of us, she exclaims, "Wh-what are you think-! Hold it... GYAH!"
Sebastian steps on Grell, holding her down. "I do not enjoy being stepped on... But being the one doing the stepping is another story all together."
Grell screams in protest, "ow d'ow OWWWWWWWW! OUUURRCH SEBAS... A- GYAAAAAAAH!"
"You're wails have a rather tuneful ring to them. As a reward... I shall send you to the next life. With the help of your favorite toy." Sebastian says gleefully, like he just unwrapped a neko bocchan.
"Plea-! PleAse SeBstiaN dArl... stOOOOP!" Grell pleads
"I think not. Sebastian says gleefully, like he just unwrapped a neko bocchan. He raises up the chainsaw with murder in his eyes, he's about to swing it down when a limb cutter blocks his path.
" Please pardon the interruption." Says a man from on top of a roof top, the limb cutter retracts as he remains talking, "I am William T. Spears from the management division of the grim reaper dispatch. I have come to claim that reaper." He says in a bit disgust tone.
" Will! William! You came to rescue..." Grell gets stopped mid sentence when William lands on Grell's head.
Opening a book, William starts to flip through it, " Dispatch member Grell Sutcliff. You are guilty of having violated our ordinances. " As will starts to read off all lot Grell's wrong doing, he's also kicking her in the head, " First, by killing those not put on the list of the dead. Second by using a death scythe without submitting an application for said use." He leans down and picks Grell up by her hair, "We will return to headquarters right away and have you summit a written apology and report."
"Listen! I was just about to get killed you hear?! You're so cold-"
"Quiet" William says as he slams Grell to the ground. Will comes up to us and bows, holding out a business card to Sebastian, " I apologies for all the trouble that thing has caused you. Ah. My card." He looks up, "really... having to bow to a noxious Beast like you... is an affront to all reapers..."
"Then please keep watch over your underlings so as not to inconvenience said noxious beast." Sebastian says as he throws away the business card, "Humans are so easily tempted. When they are poised on the edge of hellish despair... and a spider's thread of salvation presents itself, they will invariably grasp it. No matter the manner of human."
"Taking advantage of that, you devils seduce humans... and live by leeching off of them, isn't that right?" William says while pushing up his glasses
"I do not deny that." Says Sebastian
'I wouldn't know, but, I mean like , the things that Sebastian is going to do in the future, I can see where he comes from.'
"Though as a collared pet dog.. I suppose you're somewhat better than a mad dog with no sense of fidelity, hm?" will glances over to Ciel and I, I smile back at him. " ... Alright. It's time we returned, Grell Sutcliff." He picks Grell up by the hair again and starts to drag her, "good grief... we're understaffed to begin with... and now I shan't be able to clock out on time yet again thanks to you." Will says muttering to himself.
Sebastian picks up Grell's chainsaw and throws it at William, will catches it between his fingers, he looks back at Sebastian.
"You forgot something." Sebastian says, smiling.
"Cheers... now.. If you will excuse us..." William says as both him and Grell disappears out of sight.
Making sure that they have gone, Sebastian turns to Ciel and I, " forgive me, sir, I have failed to capture the remaining culprit."
"..Let it go. Just...let it go." Ciel says tiredly as he looks at his aunt's dead body.
" You have become terribly chilled. Let us return to the town house at once. And I shall prepare that hot milk for you as promised alright?"
"Yus!" I whisper under my breath as Ciel stands up, but falters and starts to fall,
"Young master!" Sebastian says concerned, Ciel pushes him away,
"Ciel are-" I ask, but I get cut off.
"Don't. I'm alright, I can stand on my own. I'm... Just a bit tired..."
Jebus, that was a lot, I now need to write three more chapters tomorrow! Whoop, nothing like spending roughly 5 hours on this, but then again, I made the mistake to have my background notice be "Spirited Away" and "Howl's Moving Castel" I also got caught up with wattpad and had a slow start when typing this.
But on good news, these chapters are getting done, this is a semi long chapter, a totally, "out of my imagination chapter Is next" meaning that this next chapter doesn't go on the other story lines.
Anyway, I have notes on this chapter that I won't post, but if you guys want me to post the notes that I made while writing this, than tell me, if I get enough people wanting it, then Ill post the story on a separate chapter with the notes included.
Other than that, as always, I don't own Black butler, please tell me if anything is spelled wrong, used weirdly or a sentence just doesn't make sense, its 3:14 am here and I'm bound to miss something.
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