Episode 21- New Super Mario Brothers 2
Thank you everyone who has suggested this game for me!
"Hello, everyone, welcome back to the twenty-first installment of Mario Scenes Gone wrong! Today we will have a great episode!" Mario announced.
"Don't we always have a great episode?" Luigi asked.
"… Sure."
"Yeah," Luigi smiled, "Anyway, Daisy, I think we should title our clips."
"WHO YOU THINK I IS, LUIGI? AN ENGLISH TEACHER?" Daisy yelled.
"… Obviously not because you have terrible grammar," Luigi pointed out.
"… Shut cho mouth, Luigi," Daisy hissed, "I want to get on with this show."
"Before we do," Mario interrupted the transition, "I want to say that, since Alex is still picking up trash, I can safely say, without this place getting nuked, that this author uses too many dots…"
"Yeah, like right now," Luigi realized.
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"LADY! GET YOUR REAR UP NOW! YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!" The guard kept yelling at Alex as she now sprays water at the cars driving on the highway, giving them a free carwash.
"Sir, I feel as if this is not the safest thing to do for the drivers.."
" %^$ THEM! WE ARE HELPING THEM!"
"We?"
"YES, WE!" The guard continued to shout, "I AM HERE, STANDING OUTSIDE IN THIS SWELTERING HEAT, WATCHING WATER COME OUT OF A GREEN STRIPED HOSE WE FOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!"
"Geez, sorry, mister. Take a breath mint too, your breath smells worse than Wario's overalls after a week."
"GET BACK TO WORK!"
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"Interesting time in Alex's life," Daisy stated, "Anyway, let's go to the-
"I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!" Lemmy cried in happiness.
"WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE % ^ # UP? YOU ARE MAKING ME SO *& #% MAD!" Daisy screamed, "AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME MAD! I WILL TURN BEAST ON YOU!"
"Shut up, wild flower, get lost in a meadow," Roy snapped back.
"… Anyway, I figured it out!"
"SHUT UP AND TELL US WHAT YOU FREAKING FIGURED OUT!"
"… I cannot shut up and tell at the same time," Lemmy rolled his eyes, "Anyway, I finally beat the boss on Koopalings U. First, you have to whip Mar-"
"QUIT THE SPOILERS, LEMMY!" Daisy shrieked, "Let's get going before any interruptions happen!"
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Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!
But some of the cut clips are crazy!
Who would have thought
Those clips we forgot
Will someday come to useeeeeeee!
OH YEAH!
All: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!
All: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!
All: NO! IT IS 'WRONG,' LUDWIG!
Ludwig: Geez, my accent's nothing big!
Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: YEAH!
All: YEAH!
Wendy: Alright yall!
All: Alright!
Wendy: Let's do a roll call!
Mario! (I'm bored now…)
Luigi! (We can now break the fourth wall!)
Daisy! (HOW DARE ROY TELL ME TO GET LOST! I WILL SHOW THAT B-)
Bowser! (YOU GO, ROY!)
Ludwig! (…)
Lemmy! (Slaughtering Koopalings U!)
Roy! (Stupid Daisy.)
Iggy! (I have no idea what to say, I am speechless.)
Morton! (You are speaking right now, Iggy!)
Larry! (NOT HERE!)
Shut up, Larry, you are here! Ugh, anyway,
Junior! (*CRYING*)
And I am Wendy, your home girl, singing this song!
All: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG!
== Commercial ==
"Did you hear about the recent endangerment of Xbsbgqwfsjjdf asjfewfbquwamrdgv?" Larry questioned as the camera turns to him, "It is sad news, I know. I am a botanist, I study plants for a living, and plants are almost like my children!"
"YOU HAVE NO CHILDREN!" a voice called out in the distance.
"You never know! I am Larry Koopa, after all! Maybe I have baby mamas out there! Anyway, the endangerment of Xbsbgqwfsjjdf asjfewfbquwamrdgv is leaving all of the medical facilities in a state of disaster. Xbsbgqwfsjjdf asjfewfbquwamrdgv, known as its common name "dullberry", is a berry, from some random Genus I call Xbsbgqwfsjjdf, that helps calm down insane people, like my brother Iggy-"
"SHUT UP LARRY! THE PONY REALLY DID TELL ME TO STEAL THE MOSS FROM THE GUTTER!"
"… Okay, Iggy. Anyway, I need your help to save the Dullberry, and the Xbsbgqwfsjjdf genus in general, so insane asylums can stay open. Please donate to 1-800-BIG-SCAM, or through CoinPurse. Our CoinPurse address is 777 EmperorOfEavesdropping ThisReallyIsAScam NeverKnewTheseHad3 's! Please donate today!"
~Legal information~ "Larry Koopa is not responsible for your idiocy. Instead, please sue Iggy Koopa for all he is worth, which is close to nothing, for doing a fake testimonial!"
"I DID NOT DO A TESTIMONIAL AT ALL, YOU HUGE SPIDERMONKEY!"
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"Anyway, let's get on with this episode, I guess. I have absolutely no comments to make for that commercial," Mario shook his head.
"I do. There is no such thing as a Xbsbgqwfsjjdf asjfewfbquwamrdgv species," Daisy responded.
"YES THERE IS! IT IS A FREAKING DULLBERRY TREE!"
"Berries are bushes, idiot," Daisy shot back.
"Well, this is Fanfiction! Anything can happen!"
In fear, all of the characters look up at the sky. After a few seconds of complete peace, everyone breathes a sigh of relief, noticing that Alex, or some other rude author, has not nuked them.
"The script for these episodes go on Fanfiction, idiot. The real show is going on!" Daisy fired.
"SHH, DAISY! THE READERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW! ONLY THE VIEWERS CAN!"
"… Anyway, this is not the only time I have seen Larry mad," Bowser informed, "We are doing the same 'New Super Mario Brothers 2', by the way. Show the clip, Daisy."
=== NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 ===
"So, vhat vorlds vill ve all be acquiring?" Ludwig asked.
"Alright, here is the schedule, and since I am your father, this way goes," Bowser started as he unrolls a piece of paper, "Roy will be getting World 1, Iggy will be getting World 2, Wendy will be getting World 3, Morton's going to get World 4, and Ludwig will be getting World 5!"
"Yay." All the Koopalings, save for Larry, and Lemmy, cheered sarcastically.
"Yeah, let's get moving along to your spots. GO!"
As the five Koopalings run off, Larry and Lemmy are left behind.
"Why are you boys not with your siblings?" Bowser questioned as he stared at his two sons.
"Because, King Dad, you did not give us a world!" Lemmy answered.
"Yeah, dad!" Larry chimed in, "You will probably give both of us a lame world!"
Bowser scratches his head, "I forgot about you two. Larry, you were an accident, and I accidently dropped you, Lemmy. Therefore, I will give both of you the optional worlds of World Mushroom and World Flower."
"Wow, seriously, dad?!" Larry cried, "I want to fight!"
"Then fight a dang Goomba, Larry, and try not to get KO'd by it like you did in New Super Mario Brothers Wii!"
"SHUT UP, KING DAD!" Larry shouted, "The whole world does not need to know about that!"
"Yes they do, son. Now get the heck over to World Mushroom or you will be squished!"
"Stupid little &^##..." Larry muttered under his breath as both he and Lemmy left to their lands.
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"Hahaha. Courtesy laugh. Anyway," Mario rolled his eyes, "I remember when we found out those cruddy Koopalings took over."
==== NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 ====
"I want you guys to collect all the coins out there, some random person stole all these coins and spilt them," Peach informed the Mario Brothers.
"Coins appear out of thin air, stupid woman," Luigi sighed, "Who the heck steals coins and drops them all? An idiot?"
Peach rubbed her chin, "Maybe Wario?"
"Yeah right, Wario will go after ONE COIN if he loses it."
"I do not care where the heck the coins came from, Mario. I still want you two to collect them. GET THEM NOW OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL!"
"We can appeal to the Chief Justice, Toadette, if you do so, Peach. She is about as powerful as you," Mario rebutted.
"… Please ignore my brother and your boyfriend, Peach, we will loom for the coins for you."
"Thank you so much, Luigi!" Peach winked at him, then reaching for his cheek and kissing it, causing Luigi to blush, "I knew I could always trust you. Even if you are a coward who pees your pants every five seconds."
"I HAVE NOT PEED MY PANTS IN OVER A YEAR!" Luigi informed.
However, right after he shouted that, the Koopalings burst through the castle walls, kidnapping Peach and making a quick getaway! Mario and Luigi stare out in the distance, spooked by the sudden happening. This is when Mario breaks out of it.
"LUIGI! We have to save her!"
"… Yes we do, brother. Just let me get a new pair of overalls…" Luigi muttered as Mario shook his head at his cowardly brother.
~Director~ "CUT!"
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"Poor little Weegee!" Daisy cooed.
"NOT YOU TOO, WOMAN!"
"Yes, me too, hotstawwwf. I pee my dress too!" Daisy confessed.
"But, you never appear to be wet from the accident."
"Because," Daisy laughed, "Dresses are harder to pee in! It just falls out the bottom!"
"But, don't you, like, wear any underclothing?"
Daisy quickly presses a button, turning to the next clip.
=== NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 ===
The clip occurs after the final battle, with Giant Bowser being cut back to his own size. As the Marios and Peach leave Bowser's now-destroyed castle, they look back, and they see Bowser and the seven Koopalings in the Klown Khopper, trying to chase after them.
However, because of the immerse weight burdened onto the Khopper, it downs, smashing into the ground, the eight Koopas spilling everwhere.
"AHHHHH! MY SPIKE POKED MY BUTT!" Wendy screamed.
"That's not your butt. That's your thigh- ARRRRGH!" Ludwig tried to correct, but Wendy ended up slapping her brother across the face.
"… I am so glad Junior is not here. My horn twisted!" Bowser growled, "Those Mario Brothers will pay!"
"… Dad, why do we still continue?" Roy asked, fumed.
"well, son, we will get them eventually-"
"NO WE WILL NOT! WE WILL KEEP FREAKING LOSING UNTIL WE GIVE UP! I RATHER SIGN A TREATY WITH A PEN, RATHER THAN WITH MY OWN BLOOD!" Roy shouted.
"ROY-"
"NO, KING DAD! WHY THE #% DID YOU PUT ME, THE & ^# STRONGEST KOOPALING AS THE &*&# FIRST BOSS! YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT ME AT THE &#^ END WHEN THEY ARE ALL *&#& TIRED OUT!"
"ROY! WE WILL GET THEM! NOW SHUT UP AND LETS WALK BACK TO THE STINKING CASTLE! NOW!" Bowser yelled.
"What the heck ever."
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"Poor Koopas," Daisy replied as she tried to stifle a laugh, "Oh man, I need to quit playing this charade!"
"Speaking of charades and stuff, let's see how Alex is doing."
"That is not a charade, Luigi, that is a punishment-"
"WHO CARES!" Bowser shouts, "LET'S CONTINUE!"
=== TROUBLESOME GIRL WHO GOT CAUGHT! Boohoo. ===
"WE HAVE A WIND STORM! DUST IS BLOWING EVERYWHERE!" The guard cried out, "SPRAY THE CARS FASTER, ALEX!"
"Okay, okay, I will! Calm down, loser!"
The guard, after hearing this, scolds Alex, "RESPECT ME, PRISONER, OR YOU WILL GO BACK BEHIND BARS, AND YOU WILL FACE TOADETTE!"
"Oh, please!" Alex cried out, "Toadette is so scary when she does her court hearings!"
"Exactly! Now hurry up and clean these cars!"
However, Alex spraying the cars is not working, as dirt just sticks onto the windshield. Despite this, Alex keeps continuing to spray the cars going at highway speeds.
"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU #% ^ POINT THAT #*%^ING HOSE!" A car passenger screams out of her window.
"SORRY, *&#, IF I HAD MY AUTHOR POWERS, YOU WOULD BE NUKED!"
"Please shut up, missy, and keep spraying," The cop rolled his eyes as two cars slam into each other, both their windshields dirty and mucky due to the combination of Alex's spray job and the dust storm.
"… Sir? My spraying is causing accidents."
"SO? KEEP SPRAYING! ACCIDENTS ARE MORE THINGS FOR YOU TO CLEAN!"
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"That cop dude is crazy!"
"Tell me about it, bro!" Luigi agreed.
"Well, this episode is about to end, so-" Iggy tried to talk, but Wario comes onstage.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SMOORG, TOAD, AND ME, LITTLE *&^$#!"
"SMOOOOOOOOOOOORG!" a cry is heard from the audience.
"^&#$*&^# PEOPLE! &%^$&^# STUPID LITTLE &%*&# SHOW AND ITS *&^$$!" Toad yelled form the audience.
"SECURITY! GET WARIO'S PURPLE-PLATED BUTT OUT OF HERE! ALSO TAKE OUT TOAD AND SMOORG! WE CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE LOSERS HERE!" Roy yelled out.
The security guards take out Wario, Smoorg and Toad on Roy's command. However, a security guard also takes out Roy.
"WHAT? PUT ME DOWN, YOU &*%$%$!"
"No thanks, sir, you said we cannot afford to have idiots here. I must take you to the torture room."
"NOOOOO!" Roy screamed in agony as he is carried off by his strong underling.
During this time, the MSGW characters just sat there, laughing to themselves.
"Hahahaha. Woo! Anyway, here is the clip for our next game!"
==== ? ====
What will the Ruler of the Daytime and Ruler of the Nighttime do when they have a little fight? Oh yes, they will get the Mario cohorts involved!
"Well, the Night side has stars, and we have been collecting stars in the five similar games before this one, so it is obviously who won…" A character stated.
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"There you have it!" Daisy smiled as she got up and curtsied, "See you next time on-"
"MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!" All the characters, apart from Roy, shouted in unison.
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A/N: How did you like this chapter? I think it has been one of my better ones as of late, but let me see what you think! Also, the clip for the next episode is here! That has not been seen in awhile.