1. First kiss
Himawari knocked on the door to the hokage's office before she entered with her brother.
"Daddy!" Himawari smiled as she sprinted over to her father, breaking the silence overwhelming the office.
"Hima-chan!" Naruto felt like he almost cried, seeing his sunflower in the middle of a desert. Boruto on the other hand, entered normally and greeted Shikamaru.
Himawari hoped onto her father's lap, much to Naruto's happiness. "I brought you this!" Himawari showed an anti-bug spray she took from home.
"Himawari, bugs don't really come out during spring.." Shikamaru chuckled.
"They come out in summer.." Boruto added.
"But this morning, mommy was bitten by lots of mosquitoes on her neck.." Himawari said, looking confused.
"Mom?" Boruto raised his brows, then he realised something and glared at his guilty-looking father.
"Than.. Thank you Hima!" Naruto laughed it off and took the spray.
"Goddamn it dad!" Boruto rolled his eyes. "You did that to mom when she had to go for a mission this morning!"
"Boruto, shut up!" Naruto desperately hushed his grown up son.
"Why are you so angry, nii-chan?" Himawari asked, looking worried.
Shikamaru sighed, rubbing his temple with his fingers, one Naruto was enough for him to handle, please don't add his son on the list too. "Why are you guys here?" Shikamaru asked, trying to change the topic.
"Mommy went on a mission and she prepared us lunch boxes.." Himawari answered. "And I was thinking to eat lunch with daddy in here.."
"Aw.. Hima-chan.." Naruto cooed at her his adorable daughter happily and rubbed his cheeks against hers.
"Uncle Shikamaru, do you bring lunch box too?" Himawari asked.
"I have one here.." Shikamaru smiled, showing the little one his lunch box made by Temari.
"Let's have lunch together.." Himawari suggested.
"Daddy, who was your first love?" Himawari asked, during the lunch break.
"Of course it's your mommy!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Wait, isn't it Sakura?" Shikamaru asked.
"Shikamaruuuu..." Naruto glared at his friend.
"Aunti Sakura?!" Boruto repeated.
"Damn it, Shikamaru! She was my crush! I fell in love with Hinata!" Naruto grumbled, then she turned to somehow unamused Boruto and Himawari's teary eyes, "Believe me, guys.. Hinata is my first love! Sakura-chan and I are more like a brother and sister now-ttebayo!"
"But.. your first kiss was mommy, right?" Himawari asked, still with her teary eyes because of the unexpected answer.
"Of co.." Naruto then remembered that his first, no.. his first and second kiss was... with..
"Your first kiss was Sasu.." a bunshin Naruto appeared behind Shikamaru and muffled the later's mouth.
"Uncle Sasuke?!" Boruto raised his voice, "Really? Seriously? Dad.. you used to be gay?!"
"No! It was an accident-ttebayo!"
"Nooo! Daddy is a liar!" Himawari cried.
"Naruto! What did you do to my Himawari!" Kurama released himself, he managed to resize himself but not as small as he used to, this time he was as big as Akamaru.
"Your Hima? She's my Hima-ttebayo!"
"Dad, don't change the topic-ttebasa!"
"Daddy kissed uncle Sasuke~!" Himawari continued to cry.
"God.." Shikamaru sighed.
And the very next day..
"Papa! Boruto said that your first kiss was uncle Naruto! He's lying right?" Sarada ran to her father as soon as she reached home.
"Fi.. First kiss...?" Sasuke broke into cold sweat. "Of course it was with your mo.."
"Sasuke-kun.. it's not good to lie.." Sakura warned over the kitchen.
"..." Sasuke stared at his daughter, thinking of what to explain to his daughter.
"Papa.." Sarada tapped on her father's shoulder, "I understand.. you don't have to say anything.."
"What?"
"I read in books that boys around that age is still full of curiosity, I'm glad that you chose mama in the end.." Sarada smiled maturely.
"Wait.. I never.."
"Papa was never interested in me before.." Sakura added.
"The seventh is attractive.. in a lot of ways.." Sarada commented.
"Listen...! I really never.."
"Well, it's heartbreaking that my rival is that Naruto!" Sakura sighed.
The next day, the office was found burnt with black fire, it was soon found that it was Sasuke's ameterasu.
2. Rock Lee youth's magazine interviews
Sasuke was walking down the hall to the hokage's office, he mentally cursed himself for believing yet another lies of Kakashi to make him actually rushed himself back to the village because 'Sakura's in danger' stuffs, but the Uchiha guy found his wife was having her lunch break with Hinata instead. He was on his way on another journey when one of Kakashi's summoned dogs came to him and told him the news. He heard from Hinata that Naruto was going to meet Kakashi in his office too.
"Oi, Sasuke!" the current hokage waved at him as the blonde ran. "You're back again?"
"That Kakashi bastard made me.." Sasuke wouldn't ever tell him that he actually fell into another Kakashi's trap. "You're on lunch break?"
"No, toilet break.." Naruto grinned as he entered his office, "Shikamaru? And Sai?" Naruto blinked.
"Don't give me that crap! Kakashi said you asked for me?!" Shikamaru asked.
"Are we going on a mission?" Sai guessed.
"Yosh! It's been a long time since I went on one with this bastard-ttebayo!" Naruto circled his arm around the Uchiha.
"Let go, you usurantokachi!" Sasuke backed away. "And what mission, the hokage can't leave the village, idiot!"
"Ehh? You guys were here too?" Chouji came in later as he munched on his potato chips.
"Now you're all gathered!" the familiar voice caught the boys' attention and they turned to Naruto's working desk.
"You're...!"
"Nice to meet you again, Naruto-kun!" a chibi version of a certain someone with his springtime of youth's version appeared wearing a a hokage's cape-look alike (made from his bed sheet) and the hokage's hat look-alike (made from folded paper).
"Eye brows!" Naruto grumbled. "With that fucking version of his!"
"What is that?!" Sasuke asked, unamused obviously. He got his reputation dropped real hard, ruining his original image in that spin off.
"This looks troublesome.." Shikamaru sighed.
"I don't even know why he can come out in this fic.." Sai made his annoying smile.
And Chouji didn't care about anything else but his chips.
"He appeared before, disturbing my me-and-Hinata-moment!" Naruto hissed.
"You're still holding onto that?" Tenten appeared with her chibi version too.
"Tenten too?" Shikamaru murmured in confusion.
"Okay, we're here for our love segments in the magazine!" Lee announced cheerfully. "Tenten!" Lee snapped his fingers and Tenten sighed as she let out her notes and recorder. "Okay, first question!"
"Wait, I didn't even agree..!" Sasuke protested.
"Don't bother, he'll never listen-ttebayo.." Naruto tapped his shoulder.
"We were given the authority by the sixth.." Tenten said with a serious face.
"I'M THE CURRENT HOKAGE NOW, DAMMIT!" Naruto grumbled.
"Okay, so, what would you do if you found your wives cheating on you?" Lee asked.
"Huh? Hinata would never cheat-ttebayo!" Naruto exclaimed.
"I doubt Sakura would.." Sasuke added.
"Karui would never do that.." Chouji answered, surely.
"Ino cheats on me all the time, she likes to see handsome younger guys nowadays, I'm used to it.." Sai smiled as Naruto and Sasuke took a pity on him.
"Temari? Just let her be.. she'll know that in the end, she can't be with any other guy except me.." Shikamaru chuckled as the other husbands glared at him, displeased with his crazy confidence.
"It's a hypothetical question you guys.. just answer it!" Tenten groaned at Chouji, Sasuke and Naruto. She demanded more answer from Sai too.
"I'll do anything to make Karui choose me back.." Chouji said with his determined eyes, and the others stared at him, amused with the rare-determined Chouji. "No.. I'll never let Karui set her eyes on any other guys.."
Seeing Chouji getting all worked up for his loved one, Naruto wanted to do that for Hinata too, "Well.. I guess.. I'll.." Naruto paused as he remembered the scene where Toneri took Hinata from him, and Hinata (acted) willingly leave with Toneri. "I will.." Naruto turned sad.
"Stop it, can't you see you're hurting him?" Sasuke caught Naruto who was about to fall on his knees.
"God.. you're overacting.." Tenten sighed. "So, Sasuke?"
"I'll.. just snatch away her heart again.." Sasuke said, hiding his flustered face. "She used to like me for a long time, it's gonna be my turn to chase for her heart.."
"Owh.." Lee awed with his sparkling eyes, he was about to ask Naruto but then turned to Sai as the blonde hokage was still in his deep sadness. "And Sai-kun?
"Me? Well.. Ino preferred chasing than being chased, it bores her.. So.." Sai thought for a while, "Since she's not the type to cheat, she's probably doing it just to tease me or gain my attention, so.. just let her be.. She'll come crying to you and that's gonna be cute.."
"An S!" Tenten hissed.
"Super S-ttebayo!" Naruto added.
"And Naruto-kun?" Lee turned to the back-to-usual Naruto.
"Well.." Naruto gave a deep though since he never thought that Hinata would cheat on him. But if she were.. "She's not the type to cheat just for fun.. so if she did cheat, she must've thought about it thoroughly, and.. if she did.. that means she has stopped loving me.." and the thought actually brought him into despair, just the thought of it.. "And.. I.. will probably let herself be happy with that man, and just wait for her if she wanted to come back for me.."
"Naruto.." Tenten felt bad for asking.
"Naruto-kun.. such a strong heart!" Lee wiped his tears.
"But.. I don't know if I can actually do that y'know.. Watching Hinata with another man, I don't think I can go on living.." Naruto chuckled.
"Does that mean you're giving up on her?" Tenten asked. "Since.. many thought you gave up on Sakura?"
"Well, Sakura-chan was a crush.. I didn't feel hurt when I realised her deep affection for this lucky bastard!" Naruto glanced on Sasuke, but then he smiled, "But I'm even luckier than him, I have Hinata, and she had loved me for a long time, I'll never give up one her.." Naruto chuckled. "Waiting and giving up is not the same.. Hinata waited for me for years, and I can wait for a while, if it's for Hinata.."
"And it's not like our women would likely to cheat on us.." Shikamaru said.
"We have a very strong and deep bond.." Sai smiled.
"Karui accepted me for who I am.." Chouji grinned.
"And Sakura has loved me since like.. forever.. even when I hurt her for many times.." Sasuke added.
"Hinata's feelings can't be taken lightly like that.. She had faced many obstacles while she kept her love for me.." Naruto smiled.
"Well.." Tenten smiled satisfyingly. "Hear that, ladies?"
"Huh?" the husbands blinked, question marks floating above their heads.
"We broadcasted the interviews, actually.." Lee winked.
"YOU DID WHAT?"
All the ladies felt like melting hearing those answers, and the wives.. well.. Hinata was beet red during a meeting with the Hyuuga elders, Hiashi had his pissed-off face, with a slight proud smile. Sakura was blushing and as she literally skipped along the hallway to the surgery room. Ino nearly cut a wrong spot when she was making a bucket of flowers for Konohamaru (you know for who xp). Temari sighed with her flushed cheeks as she was discussing some political issues with the sunagakure's diplomats. And Karui went home with extra servings of high quality beef, she even prepared the yakiniku grill for her husband.
"You really have some crazy-ass confidence back there.." Temari smirked as she welcomed her husband that night. "How do you even compete with all those young boys?"
"They might be young, but so does their love.." Shikamaru smirked. "And you're already all over me, you know.."
"Geez.." Temari blushed and escaped to the bedroom, though.. escaping to that room was more like a invitation for Shikamaru.
"You'll do anything to make me love you?" Karui asked as they were having dinner.
"Yes!" Chouji nodded without any second thoughts.
"Then you'll go on a diet for me?" Karui smiled.
"Nope.." Chouji chuckled. "You love me for who I am, I don't need a diet.."
"You're over confident!" Karui blushed.
"You're an S!" Ino said instead of welcoming her husband.
"I'm home!" Sai was used to it and just kissed his wife.
"You're saying embarrassing things on that broadcast!" Ino said, flustered.
"But that's the truth.." Sai chuckled. "You know.. when you get all flustered and angry like that, you look really cute.."
"Saii!" Ino groaned.
"But you're so cute.." Sai circled his arms around her waist, pulling her closer to him. "I can't help it when you're this cute.." he kissed her.
"Mom, dad! I'm right here!" Inojin hissed.
"Sasuke-kun~" Sakura who just got home, chimed her husband's name as she made her way to the bed.
"Sakura.." Sasuke hid his flustered face with the newspaper.
"I heard the broadcast.." Sakura hoped to bed, she pulled the newspaper away from his hand and smiled when she saw his flustered face. "Oh, I just love you too much!"
"I know.." Sasuke chuckled, embracing his wife. "And do I get a reward?"
"Do you need a reward?" Sasuke pouted.
"Well, I do say lots of embarrassing stuffs.."
"So, what's the reward?"
"You know.." Sasuke chuckled as he reached for her lips.
"I'm home.." Naruto silently announced as he got home late, again.
"Welcome home.." Hinata smiled from the couch.
"Hinata, didn't I tell you not to wait for me?" Naruto sighed.
"Well.. I.. want to see you as soon as possible.." Hinata smiled, with her pinkish cheeks.
"The broadcast.. you heard that?" Naruto blushed.
"Well.. It was broadcasted to all over the village.." Hinata chuckled. "But.. there's something disappointing about your answer.."
"What is it?" Naruto looked worried.
"Rather than letting me leave.." Hinata threw herself into his chest. "Didn't you promise that you'll.. never let me go?"
Even when she had her face buried on his chest, he could see her blushing, all the way to her ears. He smiled and kissed the crown of her head, "But I want you to be happy, even when you have to leave my side.."
"That's impossible!" Hinata lifted her face up, "You know I can't do that! And.. I don't want you to let me go.."
"You asked for it.." Naruto chuckled, "Then I'll never let you go, even if you beg for it.."
"Okay.." Hinata smiled and let her husband kissed her lips. Naruto then held her up and carried her to their bedroom.
3. Boys
Boruto was looking around in an empty white room, no.. he wasn't even sure if it was a room or not, there was nothing here, no furnitures, not even a wall. White was all he could see, and he just continued walking around, hoping he could find something.
"Boruto.." he knew that voice, but, the voice rarely called him by his name.
"Over here.." now that voice sounded overly sweet, that wasn't how he recognised that voice. Boruto turned to where the voice came, and..
"FOUR EYES?!" he was taken aback, to see the young Uchiha was in his dream, and that's not all. She was wearing a think fabric short loose dress, one strap of her dress fell on her shoulder. "THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!" he tried not to sound dramatic, but how could he restrain himself from being.. hysteric?
"Close your eyes.." she leaned closer.
"What...?!" he couldn't see himself, but he was sure how beet red he was now. His pair of blue eyes widened as the girl leaned even closer, lips almost touching, and..
"Boruto!"
Boruto found his father waking him up, wearing an apron. "Wake up, son! You'll be late! Wait.. your face is red.."
"Where's mom!" Boruto shoved his hand away, a bit disappointed to see his so called shitty-old-man's face the first thing in the morning, when he was supposed to be seeing his beautiful mother's face waking him up in the morning.
"She's out for a mission, remember?" Naruto knew that hereditary face. "Miss her already? I can transform into her?"
"NO FREAKIN WAY!" Boruto grumbled as he shoved his blanket away and.. "Oh my God..."
"Boruto, you.." Naruto was as shocked as the little one.
"I peed on my bed-ttebasa!" Boruto cried.
"Wait, buddy.." Naruto laughed, "It's not pee.."
Boruto acted very weird during class, not only that he came late (which was usual) with his flustered face as his eyes met with Sarada's, he also took a seat quite far from the group. He was all fine when Mitsuki, Shikadai, and Inojin came over to him, and they decided to drag the young blonde to their seats, to his usual seat, and again, when his eyes met with Sarada's, he was beet red.
"Are you having a fever?" Sarada asked.
"Mind your business, four eyes!" and Boruto practically ran away.
"Weird.." Chouchou commented.
"What a jerk!" Sarada huffed as she went back to her seat.
Inojin and Shikadai stared at each other while Mitsuki sighed with a smile, understanding each other, they went over to Boruto.
"Dude.." Shikadai started. "Did you.."
"Did you jerk off thinking about Sara.. -ouch!" Inojin paused as Mitsuki landed a smack on the later's head. "The hell, Mitsuki?! Wasn't that what we agreed on?"
"It's not that!" Mitsuki groaned, then he turned to the beet red Boruto. "Wait.. did you?!"
"It wasn't my fault! I didn't do it on purpose! I was just having that dream, and it came out like that! My dad said that it's normal for boys-ttebasa!" Boruto desperately explained.
"Oh.. just a wet dream.." Inojin sounded disappointed.
"You guys had it too?!" Boruto blinked.
"Duh, we're boys.." Shikadai shrugged.
"Inojin, you didn't dream about my sister, didn't you?" Boruto narrowed his eyes on Inojin and the later just laughed it off.
"So, you're being overly conscious about Sarada.." Mitsuki sighed.
"How the hell should I act in front of her-ttebasa?!" Boruto asked.
"Well, just the usual, wet dreams are something every boys have to go through.." Inojin chuckled.
"But.. why her?!" Boruto was still blushing.
"Maybe because you two hang out a lot.. she's pretty close with you after all.." Shikadai assured. "It doesn't really have any special meaning.."
"Really?" Boruto seemed more relaxed.
"Yeah, don't think about it too much.." Mitsuki tapped the blonde's back. "Apologise to her.."
"Right! Thanks dude!" Boruto ran back to class.
"Why did you tell him that?" Inojin asked, "That it doesn't have any special meaning? The girl who appeared is the girl we considered special.. that was probably why the wet dream happened after all.."
"Well.. with that head like his, it's probably better to say it like that.." Shikadai smiled helplessly. "If he knew the truth, they're gonna be real awkward.."
"Well, you're right.." Inojin sighed. "The seventh really raise his son pure.."
"My dad said that the seventh was pure too.. until he fell in love.."
"Well, it's Aunt Hinata after all..."
"You're disgusting..." the boys turned to Chouchou who was passing by, staring at them with her disgusted face.
"Sorry you have to heard that.." Mitsuki smiled apologetically
"We're boys.." Shikadai chuckled.
"Growing healthy boys.." Inojin added.
"Seriously.. why am I stuck with you guys..."
And the very next day..
"Sooo Boruto-kun.." Chouchou grabbed the blonde's arm with her annoying grin, and Sarada was walking beside them with an amused face.
"What..?" Boruto blinked, the grinning Chouchou and amused Sarada somehow meant they were having something evil planned.
"We saw it.." Sarada chuckled, fixing her glasses.
"Your SE-C-RE-T.." Chouchou grinned.
"What?!" Boruto blushed, did they find out about his dream?!
"You see.." Chouchou smirked, "We walked passed your house yesterday.."
Boruto was having his Hyuuga taijutsu yesterday, and he joined Konohamaru and Hanabi for a ramen at Ichiraku's so he arrived home right before dinner.
"The seventh's bunshin was taking down the laundries.." Sarada chuckled. "And there was your bed sheet.."
"You wet your bed!" Chouchou continued.
"The seventh laughed while he told us.." Sarada couldn't held back her laughters.
"That shitty old man...!" Boruto hissed.
Hi guys, sorry for the long wait, it's been real hectic for the past weeks, but I got a surprise for you on the next chapter. Thanks for all the reviews and fav/folls despite the long wait. Really love you guys 3