Me: Dodododo time to look at some interviews from ZM! *Looks in favorites and sees ZM's interviews isn't there* What the heck?! *Looks on ZM's profile and sees "What happened to ZM's interviews"* Um, okaaayy.. *Reads* *Drops iced tea* NOOOOOOOOO!
Green: For the love of Nayru, what the heck's going on, Sock?!
Me: *Cue dramatic prairie dog face*
Green: Um...Okay?
Me: They took down ZM's interviews.
Green: Okay, what's the big deal about it?
Me: That means Alduin's gonna eat us ALL! The legendary Zelda Interviews gets taken down, that means Alduin's coming to eat EARTH!
Green: Have fun with that, Psycho.
Me: Just kidding. But it's still really upsetting. Screw off, people who told.
Green: Don't jinx it, they might come for us next.
Me: Forgot about that, yeeaahh.. But for that whole thing, I still have a cheesy joke to make. Looks like ZM...Got whammied. YEEAAAHHHH. Yeah, that was the worst CSI joke EVER.