Chapter 20 – Evil than Devil

I took all the bags and I put them in my backpack. I had it inside my pockets since my pockets were magic. I like that word and sounds more fun that call it switched-field-dimension thingy.

As I left mangrove 52 I just saw a group of weirdos and I decided to go other way to just not pass them. I don't know if there is any bounty hunter for my name since I fought the marine with the rest of the crew, but it is better to be sure, right? But I'm not that lucky. Some guys looked at me and then I realized they've seen me. I started walking faster. I got out of that city and it seems that no one is here. On this island. Or whatever.

And then they started yelling after me so I started running. Run for your life is my new motto.
The perfect part of running was that I was in the middle of nowhere. I had only my Tesla. I glanced back and I saw that are 4 of them.

"Hey miss!" said one of them.
"Wait a second!" said another one

Yep, I was definetely going to wait for them. Damn bastards, but better run.
I was breathing hard. I felt dizzy and I felt my feet burning. Why isn't anyone to help me?! And why the heck are they following me!?

"Oy! Onee-chan!" yelled one of them.

As I grew more and more tired they were approaching. So I decide that it's better to stop and fight them. It's way better than run and let them catch me without fighting back.
I stopped running and I was breathing really hard. I let them some time to catch up and I'm hoping that I'll scary them with my Tesla gun and think it's sorcery. At least that what I hope.

"Oy miss" said the one of them. He was a bit chubby and tall. Had curly black hair and was dressed like a fisherman. Next to it came two ginger siblings who looked alike, but one a bit taller than the other.

And the last one was a fat one. Like a really fat one. God, how did that guy ran?! And more importantly if he gets liposuction then he sure will be fast.

"Why are you running?" said the ginger ones in chore.

Well, that sounded creepy.

"I-I was running to get to the subway." I replied lying to them.
"Subway?" said the chubby one breathing deep as he was tired. Well, not that tired as I was, but still.
"Yep, I just got a Viber message from honey and he told me he's waiting for me."
"message what?" said one of them.

Well my plan of confusing them worked so far.

"Yes, he said the the laptop is repaired." I continued. I hope someone comes fast and gets me out of here. But I'm not that lucky since I'm in the middle of nowhere! Inside I started crying and yelling.
"Laptop?" they repeated my words.
"Yes, you idiots. Stop repeating my words. Laptops, wi-fi, pi number, mobiles- especially the iphone 5 that is about to come. Oh have you heard about those Google glasses? I really would need one since are really handy."

In the mean time they all looked confused at each other. Good. This means that they are pretty stupid.

"Nee onechan" said the chubby one ignoring my mumbling.
"Hmm?" I looked at him and I saw a huge grin on his face. That doesn't look good. That doesn't look good at all. Bad sign.
"Why don't we go and have some drink?" he continued.

And it seems that he was making the others came back into sense. I was very aware of their acting so I put my hand on my Tesla.
I was a bit afraid, but hell no! I wasn't going to just go with them.
Then it hit me. I am a pirate. And pirates have their way. So if that means that there are no rules between pirates and some big idiots who looked like they are homeless-living-in-shrubs I can just play with their minds.
I won't be a sack of potatoes anymore. I'm done with being a weak. So I need to be strong, for me, for my friends. But most importantly for me.
They sure won't understand half the question, but it will be fun to see their faces. That will be priceless!

"I was thinking" I continued as I went to take a piece of chocolate out of my bag since chocolate help me think faster.
"What is that?" said the fat one seeing that I had the Tesla in one hand and the chocolate in the other.
"Well this is called chocolate" I said sarcastic. "And this here is a Tesla polyphaser with electric shock generator, which my friend is also known as polyphase ass-kicker" I said epic.
"tes... what?" said the other ginger.
"Well" I said "I'd explain this to you, but" I was searching in my bag to see what more I had "apparently I have no crayons. "
"Let's just skip the talking and go get her" said the chubby one, who was the leader.

I dodged one of them as I pointed the Tesla to one of them and shot. He went unconscious. So there are 3 more.

"What have you done?!" half yelled- half demanded the leader.
"Now that's what I was talking about, you morons!" I said.
"How you dare?!" said one and yelled as he charged me. I missed at hitting him with my gun and I had only one more charge to go. I really need to fix the Tesla and make it work faster, better. And also I need practice with pointing it to a specific someone, rather than miss him.

I dodge a punch and I stumbled and I fell on my butt on the grass. But before they could get to me I saw a green flash and Zoro was in front of me and cut one of them already.

"Oy oy Zoro" I said a bit angry but relieved that he came. I got up and the others two were mad at Zoro hurting their friend. He was just shielding me. But I continued "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.."
"hmpf" was his usual response, but even thought I didn't see his face I knew he was smiling.
"You killed him!" said the boss. "You murderer!"
"Murderer?!" I said turning to that man "Well, that a bit harsh. I prefer to think of him as a Mortality Technician. But he's a pirate. And so am I."

By the time I finished my dialogue~ or more like monologue~ Zoro already finished them.
"You were left on your own for a few moments and you got yourself into trouble" he said laughing.
"That sounds like Luffy" I said and I laughed too. "Thanks" I muttered feeling awkward.
"Tch" he replied and went on his way.

I appreciated the answer he was giving me, because I was actually feeling weird to thank him for saving my life.

"Oy Zoro" I said "where are you going? And you were sleeping when we left" I said trying to remember.
"I got bored so I went to take a walk."
"Bored? Haha! Zoro bored of sleeping" I laughed. "And take a walk?! This is the really far from the ship." I said.

As we got talking I just watched that we were surrounded by a group of bounty hunters.

"Oy" said Zoro to those guys. "Where is mangrove 1?"
"Number 1? What about it?" I asked confused.
"It's where the Sunny is" he said as a matter of fact.
"No" I replied. "That's mangrove 41"
"Tsch" he said. Again.

Okay this time it bothered me the answer. But a devil smirk was on my face

"get them" said one of them.
"Zoro?"
"Hm?"
"Can you do me a favor and get rid of them. I'm still high on chocolate"
"No prob. Still will you answer?" he asked them
"Yes, sure" replied mockingly one of them.
"Thank you. I'll appreciate" said a very dark Zoro.
"Nee Zoro,Are you lost?" I teased him.
He just got rid of two more and said "No the Sun-"
"Don't tell me the ship wandered off and you've gone searching for it. Or..." I started saying and I figure out "you were searching for me?" I said teasing him more and more. My Tesla was back on the line so I shot 3 of them. But I was out of bullets.

They stood away from me and said that I had some magic in Tesla. So they fought Zoro instead. And I thanked the Heavens for that.

"Oh, come on. It's not that bad" I said to him. "I would have been dead by now without you"

That seemed to bother him. Hmm maybe I said too much and he remembers when I got kidnapped under his watch.

"You know" I continued "If I'll die, I'll make sure to reincarnate as a mosquito so I could still bother you" I said childishly. And of course I was smiling!
"What?!" he said looking at me.
"Oh come on. I know you love me" I teased him again. "If it wasn't for me, who will bother your sleep? And a mosquito sure is annoying" I added.
"Y- you're weird!" he said looking at me like I was some sort of ghost.
"If you think I'm weird I think you're h-"
"OY! ZORO! MYKA!" we heard Luffy calling for us. He was flying on a fish from earlier guys"WE NEED TO GO TO MANGROVE 1! COME ON GET UP!" he said as he streched down his hand and caught Zoro by his collar.

I just figure out what Luffy was going to do so I hugged Zoro. Zoro got me in his arms as he said terrified: "Wait! Y- you don't mean?!"
We both started to yell as Luffy got us up.
Zoro knew what was about to come so he shielded me. In 3 seconds we were up on the fish and it felt like flying. Well, we were flying. I didn't got hurt since I had Zoro, but the rider of the fish and Zoro were mad.

"What is your problem!?" said the rider
"I'm going to kill you one of these days" said Zoro to Luffy.
"Sorry Zoro" said Luffy. "Are you okay Myka?"

I was sort of mad, but I loved the fly. Not just because of Zoro, but because it was fun.

"Luffy, that was fun. I need to do that more often" I said.
"Sure" said Luffy
"W-WHAT?! 0_0 " said Zoro.
"Oh, come on. We fly. And that was my dream since forever. To fly. Luffy what's happening?" I asked as he wasn't goofy as usual.
"Camie was kidnapped and she is being selled as a slave. Nami and the others are at the Action House on Mangrove 1"
"Camie?!" I said not believing.
"Nami-san and the others are there to rescue her" said the rider. "I think they try to buy it but you guys have no chance on saving her. There's way too much."

Apparently Zoro wasn't paying attention to what we were talking. He probably was dreaming at sabaody bubbles.
We went silent and I was deep in thought when Zoro caught my hand and got me in his arms. The next second we flew right through some walls with the flying fish.

"Oy, that's how you land?!" said Luffy getting up.
"You were the one who told me to smash it here."

As normal, Zoro took the hit and I was sort of protected, but I actually felt the impact.

"I got up just because you said so" said Zoro mad at Luffy and mad at the situation itself "but why you need to hurry to Sunny?!" As he looked around he added "Huh? Where are we?"
"Zoro is here!" said Chopper.
"Oh you're here too?" said Zoro
"Luffy, Camie" I reminded him.
"CAMIE! WHERE ARE YOU" said Luffy looking around. Then he looked at the stage and saw her and started running to her. "CAMIE! Thank God!" he said.

The next second Hachi went to catch Luffy from running to Camie

"Wait Mugiwhara! What are you planning to do?!" he said.
"What do you mean?" said Luffy still running. "Can't you see Camie is there?"
"Yes, she's there but she has the explosive ring. That's why we can't get her out. And there are Celestial Dragons."
"Why should I care?!" said Luffy. "CAMIE!"
"Stop it, Luffy" I yelled to him, but in no vain.

And then something unnexpected happen: Hachi got his other hands out to grab Luffy. He didn't realized what he was doing and then someone yelled

"A FISHMAN!"

It was a blonde woman who yelled and I was making my way to her.
Then a gunshot was heard as Hachi was shot by a damn Celestial Dragon.
I was so shocked and mad and I stopped on my tracks.
Hachi grabbed Luffy by his hand and said

"Luffy don't touch him. You promised you won't, not even if a person dies in front of your eyes."
Luffy was grinning his teeth as he was deciding what to do.

"Chopper" I called for him. He was a bit naïve and it took a few seconds to realize he's a doctor. "Go check on him!" I ordered.

Then Chopper got back into senses and made his way to Hachi as the Celestial Dragon – who was by the way ugly, fat, a big spot of white and had mucus running down to his mouth. Eww disgusting!

"Stupid fish! Are you still talking even after I shot you? You're annoying!" he said as he pointed his gun for a second fire.

Luffy then turned to face the mucus-face and was really really mad. I haven't seen him this mad.

"What are you looking at?" said the rich man
"You won't make it alive!" cried Papagu, but Luffy had decided.
What must be done it will be.
"You're annoying too" said the mucus-face.

But then Luffy had to do it. He punched that man so hard in the face that I think his brains started to get out of his nose too, not only mucus.
I was glad to see that.
"I'm sorry guys" said Luffy turning to the crew. "A marine admiral and his fleet is coming here."
"Because you hit him first" said Zoro with one of his katana half open "I didn't had the chance to cut him"

Nami and Pappagu got to Hachi right after Chopper.

"Hachi, keep fighting."said Nami.
"You guys are in trouble" said Hachi.
"Well, it's like that when you're with Luffy" said Nami smiling.
I laughed at her comment but I still got my way to this blonde woman.
"So, it's decided" said Franky.
"I think the key for the ring is somewhere in the back." said Chopper

The father of the mucus-face got up and started shooting towards Luffy. He was missing terribly. Then all hell broke loose. I saw Sanji kicking that man and I already got to that blonde woman.

That was way long to her but I got up on the seat in front of her and grabbed her by the collar.

"Do you know what you've done!?" I said angry to her.
"L-Let me go!" she said on high pitched voice.
I took out a penknife and she started yelling and "ordering" me to let her go.
"You know" I said to her "I'm a pirate. I don't do rules. Especially yours." I gave her a devil smirk."But, you'll look better with half of your hair, don't you think? You know, like the dubstep hairstyle."

As I said it I pinned her down and cut the left side of her hair with a knife.
"Skrillex will be so proud of you" I added.
"NO! What have you done to my hair?!" she started yelling.
"Oh, you want some scars too?" I added surprised.
"You filthy bitch!" she yelled at me.
"Me? A bitch?!" I said annoyed "Oh sweetie when I was born the devil even said OH SHIT Competition! I'm much more evil than that. And by the way: your face is not a coloring book. So I should do it permanently. Mhm" I agreed with myself as I bitch-slapped her.
And guess what? It felt awesome! Who said that violence doesn't solve anything?! It at least makes me feel better.
She was half conscious and I left when I saw the Nami needing help.
In the mean time I saw that in the Auction Room were only pirates and soldiers fighting.
Nami felt over stairs and acted like she was a damsel in distress. Then she said "Be aware of thunderbolt! Thunderbolt Tempo!"
And bloody hell! I could actually see their bones under that huge "soldier cage" like I always said as a kid.
I smiled at the fact that Nami was a strong young woman.
She got up and actually said "sorry"
I started laughing so hard.

"I think you fools want to make fun of us till the end" said the father of the mucus-face when he saw us fighting.
"CAMIE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SALE!" said Luffy angry.
"Go call an Amiral" said the father. "Show those trashes who are they dealing with."

In the mean time there were those 5 soldiers. I turned around and I looked straight in the face of one of them and I said "5 men agains a woman? That isn't much about being a gentleman"

"Hmm shut up and take her" said one of them.
"Oh, guys, you really need some manners."

Nami already saw me and put a thunder cloud above them. But they didn't see it. So I pointed my Tesla up to the clouds and said "Drop your weapons, pussy"

"How dare you?!" said one of them.

But I already fired my gun at the clouds and since it was metal my job was more than half done.

"Woaaa I forgot that the scapula had the triangle form. I just thought it was somewhat a trapezoid shape.
"Straw hat-ya" said a young man not far from me. He was wearing a yellow shirt, with blue jeans with odd spots and a fur coat. "His bounty is 300 milion berri."

Oh, this is Trafalgar Law! I remember seeing his poster. Oh, he is handsome than I actually though. And I tried to ignore the conclusion that I just came to and then Robin got in from the roof with "Cien Fleur Wing" and she was flying. And that was a good distraction since she quite made an entrance. Then next to her, Brook jumped out. He tried to land as epic as Robin but failed miserably.
I started laughing and a lot of people looked at me. Even Law. I ignored him and I made my way toward Brook.

"My body just made a "pok" sound" he said.
"Hahaha!" I laughed.
Then an epic Chopper came by and handed him bottle of milk.
"Oh" said Brook happy "just because I'm bones a glass of milk will fix me." he drink it and in an instant he started glowing "I might be just bones but I shine and fight. Yohohoho! Now I'm ready"

"Brook" I started "you're so fabulous I'm pretty sure you fart glitter."
"Yohohoho that was a good joke".
"Leave this to me! The great Ussop has come!" I heard Ussop yelling from the roof. "The hero only comes right before the ends. That makes me the hero!" then he went silent.
I laughed at him and I started teasing him "What is the problem? It the almighty hero afraid of some height?"
"N-n..." he said as he was pushed down.
"I could have done that by myself!"cried Ussop as he was flying and he landed on the father of mucus-face while he was having a speech to his imaginary friends.
"Kyaa!" started the mucus-face's sister to yell. "Father!"
"eh? It doesn't hurt that much" said Ussop.
"That's because you're lucky" I yelled over to him smiling.
"Eh?! I'm sorry, old man!" started Ussop to apology.

As Nami finished one man and I sent and electric shock to other 3 we finished with them.
"Where is Camie?" asked Ussop.
"She's over there" said Luffy.
"But we need to take the ring off and run befora an Amiral and his flote come here." said Nami quickly.
"WHAT?!" yelled Ussop.
"If you worry about Marine, they are already here, Mugiwara-ya" said Law
"Who are you? And who's that bear?" asked Luffy.

Law replied "The marine was here from the begging. They were keeping an eye on this Auction House. Still, the headquarters is not that far from here. I don't know what are they doing here, but I am sure they didn't expect the Celestial Dragons to be attacked. Haha You showed me something interesting Straw Hat crew."

"You're Trafalgar Law, nee?" said Robin. "Luffy, he's a pirate."
"Eh?" said Luffy "How about the bear?"
Ussop and Brook were a bit afraid of this question.
"And so are those guys over there " said Robin. "Eustass Captain Kidd"
"T-That's the man with a higher bounty than Luffy's?!" said Brook
"I won't forgive you!" said the last woman. "I'll kill this mermaid and end the story"

"Shalalia-guu" said the owner of the Auction House. "Please, wait a second! She wasn't paid. Please don't kill her. I beg you"

She turned around at the man who was behind her and said "Shup up, ordinary man!" and shot him.

A/NHey guys!
I've spent 4 hours writing this so I'm sorry if there are any mistakes. I haven't sleep too much in 2 days since I got a cold. A bad one. And I can barely get out of bed. So thank you for understanding.
I'm really sorry about this. Especially for the cliff-hanger. I'm really sorry.
Thank you for all your support.

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