Just saying that Harry Potter will never be mine even though Halley Potter is.

After the lovely dinner that was prepared for me by the most amazing boyfriend on the planet, he carried me back up to the castle, bridal style, and all the way up to the Room of Requirement. The room this time looked like my room at the cottage that Sirius had seen the past few years.

"Woah, you're going all out tonight aren't you?" I asked as he sat me down on the gigantic king sized bed that had appeared.

"Yep, and it's all for you." He said and placed a short gentle kiss on my lips. Then he climbed onto the bed so that he was now straddling me.

I reached up to him with my lips again and he met them enthusiastically. While he wrapped my legs around his waist, our lips moved in complete unison and I tangled my hands in his hair. Sirius then started moving his lips down my throat and stopped at my barely exposed collarbone. After placing a few kisses on my lower neck, he started moving them back up again. I started pulling at the end of his polo shirt and he took it off with one fluid motion. Now we were both on our knees and he was rubbing the back of my thighs and pulling and the bottom of my lacey dress. After his lips had met mine one more time, I slowly took off Lily's dress (which was borrowed for our date) and exposed my bright blue lace knickers and matching bra.

"You're beautiful." Sirius whispered in my ear as he bit at it lightly and playfully. I smiled embarrassed at myself. Then I undid the button on his trousers. He noticed and undid the zipper then took them off, revealing his Holyhead Harpies boxers.

"Nice boxers, Black." I told him and rested my forehead on his while I heard him let out a small chuckle.

"You're knickers aren't half bad either, Potter… Merlin it sounds weird saying that sentence… It's like I'm talking to James… But I could get used to seeing you like this." Sirius said smiling at his own wit.

"Okay. But could you get used to seeing me like this?" I asked and then undid the back of my bra and slipped it off in one fast motion. I threw it to the side and looked at Sirius for approval and the pleasantly surprised look on his face was all I needed to see. I wrapped my arms around his hard neck and kissed him one time, barely brushing our lips together. He broke away and stripped down his boxers while I sucked at his neck.

I tightened my grasp and moved my lips back up to his as he started playing with the ends of the lace on my knickers and then slowly pulled them down. I helped him a little by kicking them away once they got down by my ankles.

We stayed like that, Sirius and I snogging like we never have and his hips grinding into mine for a while. Until it started slowing down about twenty minutes later. We ended up rearranging ourselves so that we were now laying side by side, his arms encircling me as I faced away from him. As we lay there, Sirius placed soft kisses on the back of my neck.

"That was fun." I said breathlessly. Sirius laughed lightly.

"Very. Now what are you going to tell your nosy roommates?" He asked and I turned around to face him.

"What do you mean?" I asked confused. "I'm a terrible liar and when they found out I was lying they would just use Verataserum until they got it out of me." I said and he rolled his eyes and laughed.

"Well that's persistent… So you're just going to tell them?" He asked and I nodded.

"Why not? We've done it before." I pointed it out.

"That just felt so… perfect though. Like it was right to be here next to you." He said with a glossy look and I smiled at the pillow.

"You're so corny but it's so sweet." I told the now grinning Sirius.

"Let's go to sleep. I'm tired and we need to be in the rooms early tomorrow." He said with a yawn.

"What? Afraid to face my brother right now? You know he's gonna know exactly what you did with me if you show up in the morning." I said smiling and Sirius' face turned white.

"Shit… I didn't think that one through…" he said and laid his head back on his pillow. I laughed and rested my head on his shoulder.

"Goodnight Sirius." I said with one final peck on the cheek. Then I was off in a dreamless sleep.

~O-O~

The next morning, Sirius woke me up with a lovely hot cocoa and pancakes. We ate and talked about nothing until around seven when we both got dressed and started up towards the Gryffindor Tower.

When we finally arrived in the Common Room, Sirius was really nervous and I could tell. He had sweat forming on his hairline and he was paler than I have ever seen him. But I gave him a peck on the lips and then started up towards my room.

When I walked in, I expected to find four sleeping girls but instead I found two awake ones. Lily and Mary were absolutely ecstatic and bouncing off the walls with happiness. They hugged me and then demanded to know everything.

"What happened? What did you two do?" Mary asked as she threw me onto my bed.

"Well they obviously had sex. Why would they be getting back so late past when they said were going to if they didn't?" Lily said and my face felt so hot I probably looked like a tomato.

"Well first," I said trying to ignore what Lily had said. "He took me to Tony's where I had my dream date." I started but was cut off by Lily.

"Wait, your dream date is a picnic under a willow tree. How did Sirius give that to you in the middle of February?" She asked.

"They have a room in the back that's like the Room of Requirement." I said and they nodded and 'Oh'-ed as I continued. "Then he brought me back to the Room of Requirement where we had some fun." I finished with a wink at Mary who attacked me with a hug.

"Yay! Halley had sex! Halley had sex!" She started until Alice walked in slowly and quietly. She probably figured that we would be sleeping and was quite surprised when Lily ran up and hugged her.

"Go Alice! Did you and Frank have sex?" Lily asked and set her down.

"Merlin, no! It was really late when we left the Three Broomsticks and I didn't want to wake you so we walked to the library. We snogged a lot. But we didn't have sex!" She yelled as we all perked up when she said they snogged.

As Mary was giving her the cuckoo sign and Lily and I were trying to stop Alice from beating her up, Marlene ran in crying and flew straight to her bed.

"Woah, Marlene, what happened?" I asked as I rubbed her back and she cried into her pillow.

"McLaggen-told-me-that-h-he-l-l-loved-m-me! So-I-I-l-let-him-h-have-sex-with-m-m-me! B-but-this-morning-I-caught-him-getting-dressed-before-waking-me-u-u-u-up!" She said but I cut her off.

"Honey, clean yourself up. It's really hard to understand you right now." I said and she nodded and swallowed the rest of her tears.

"When I asked him why, he said it was because he didn't think things were going all that well! That's when I slapped him, put him in a leg lock curse, and then threw on my clothes. Then I threw his in a dumpster and left." She said and began to cry again.

"What a Pussbag." I said and everyone turned to stare at me.

"Pussbag." I said questioningly.

Everyone continued to stare at me.

"A Pussbag! A mixture between a pussy and a douchebag!" I explained furiously as everyone started laughing. When they pulled themselves together, they agreed. McLaggen was a Pussbag.

~O-O~

Later in the day, Marlene started getting hungry. As Lily and I weren't hungry, Mary and Alice agreed to walk her down for food. It was just a precaution for in case she saw McLaggen… I mean, we hate him. But no one deserves the wrath of Marlene.

After they had left, Lily and I relaxed and started reading some magazines. While I was in the middle of an article about Voldemort's rise to "power" I realized I had forgotten to ask how Lily and Mary's night with Remus and James went.

"Oh Merlin… I'm such a terrible friend." I said and put my head in my hands.

"What? Why?" Lily asked scared.

"Because! You went out with a guy that you've hated for the past six years and I forgot to ask how you guys survived without hurting each other!" I said and she relaxed a little.

"Don't scare me like that! I thought it was something important!" She said, going back to her magazine.

"It is important!" I said and sat down on her bed.

"Fine! It went fine… It was actually really fun. I mean, Mary got sick halfway through the movie because it was a horror film and SO gory. That's when Remus walked her back to the castle. That left me and James there alone. When we were walking back, it was… weird… We talked like we were best friends. The best part was that he never mentioned my appearance. I was so surprised! But it was so fun!" She said with a gigantic grin on her face.

"Oh my god! You like my brother!" I yelled at her and she whacked me with a pillow.

"Not like that! He's good friend material… For now." She said and went back to her magazine. Then she thought for a minute. "Don't tell him I said the 'For now' stuff. Then he might go back to his old ways."

"Fine." I said with a pouty face.

Her secret is safe… For now.

~O-O~

In the middle of the night, I woke up and was thirsty. Plus, after a half an hour, I got very cranky. That's why I decided to go down to the kitchens for some… You guessed it. Hot Cocoa.

But someone stopped me in the Common Room. Someone's snoring that is. When I went over to see who it was, it was none other then my brother.

"James!" I hissed and tapped him on his arm. "Get up!"

He jumped awake and then looked around, dazed.

"What?" He asked with a yawn.

"I found out something. Something that you might want to know." I said and sat down facing him.

"What? What's it about?" He seemed suddenly more awake.

"Lily."

"What about her?"

"She considers you her friend."

He didn't answer for a few seconds.

"You're kidding right? I've been friendzoned?" He asked sadly.

"What? No! It means you're that much closer to dating her! I thought you'd be happy!" I told him. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea…

"Well, I guess it is better than being hated." He said getting slightly happier.

"That's the spirit!" I said punching him playfully in the arm. I was about to get up and go to the kitchens when he pulled me back down.

"Hey, why has Sirius been acting so weird? Are you two okay?" He asked with serious eyes.

"Nothing's wrong. We're perfect." I said as nonchalantly as I could and walked out of the room.

I don't think it was as nonchalant as I wanted it to be though…

At that point, I think I heard him try and object to my walking out but I didn't care. I just kept walking and pretended like I didn't hear him.

Wouldn't you think that was the best choice?

A/N: Hey guys! It's been forever since I updated…Sorry… I've just been so busy. But now that school is over, I hope to add more stories and update more and more often. Hope you like the story! Remember, R&R! I appreciate the critiques so much!