Author's Note: I don't really know why this chapter exists. I just thought it would be funny to see Kishi-san's reaction if he went insane.
Breaking News Alert!!
We've just got information that famous manga-writer Masashi Kishimoto has seemingly barricaded himself in his home and is refusing to come out.
He claims that over the past month and a half, the majority of his created characters from the hit anime and manga, Naruto, have come to life and have been sending him hate mail. Kishimoto-san's sanity has been taken into question; although, his doctor nor his lawyer will offer us any details on the situation.
Okay, we've just received a live report from our on-scene action reporter that Kishimoto-san has opened his second-story balcony window and is coming out.
Let's go there now.
Apparently, as you can see, he has gathered all his Naruto merchandise, unfinished manga included, and is throwing them into the street, all the while shouting,
"I can't take this anymore. I give up. I do not like Sasuke!"
Ever-loyal fan girls are scrambling and clawing at each other to get at the items in question. It is becoming hectic out there.
This is Channel 54 new, stay tuned for more updates.
Author's Note: Oh, the joys of insanity are numberless.
Mask of Mirage