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After the Light Warriors Terrible Journey through the Temple of Time...

Black Mage: Aw, Why'd you have to go and make our journey Terrible?

Time Skipping has it's prices...

Black Mage: Whatever.

Alf: What were we supposed to do here anyway?

Black Mage: We have to get Noah's Lute and Wake up Unne.

Gale: How the Heck did you remember that?

Black Mage: Because the Author just checked the Previous 2 chapters for a refresher on the Plot.

Alf and Gale: Ah.

Nero: Then where is this Flute Thingy?

Black Mage and Gale: That's LUTE THINGY to you!

Alf: But that's a good point, Where is it?

Gale: Uh... Over there?

Nero: Charge!

BAM!

Alf: Hey, There it is!

Black Mage: Now how did you know the Lute was here?

Gale: Lucky Guess?

Nero: Riiiiiight.

Alf: Now we have to wake up Unne with this!

Black Mage: Hit it, Author!

(Sigh) Outside the Temple of Time...

Black Mage: Now where do we go?

Alf and Gale: To W-

Black Mage: I know that but where is it?

Alf and Gale: Ah.

At Salonia...

Viking: Whatcha' been up to?

Black Mage: Got this Fl- I mean Lute Thingy and we have to wake up this Old Lady with it.

Black Mage: Got a Map?

Geomancer: Just cast Sight or use Midget Bread!

Alf: Gale?

Gale: Fire, Bolt, and Cure, Sorry.

Nero: Inventory!

Black Mage: Just one...

Gale: Hooray for convenience!

Nero: Wait, Dudes...

Everyone Else: Huh?

Nero: We know where we gotta go, but We don't know anything about where the Place might be!

Black Mage: Right when I thought we did it without the Author's Help...

Author Saves the day again, It's just west of Salonia. First Cave to the North. South for Fargabaad, the Town of Dark Knights. BUT! You must have a pretty Awesome Airship to get there.

Nero: Well, Let's GO!

They...

Black Mage: No...

Go'd.

Black Mage: I Said NO!

Gale: So this is Unne's Cave...

Alf: It's Roomy in here!

Nero: Who has the Lute Thingy?

Black Mage: When will we stop calling it Lute Thingy?

Gale: When we use it and It becomes Useless and Clutters your Inventory along with your other Never to be used again useless Key Items.

Black Mage: Ah.

Parrot: (These are the Light Warriors?...) Uh... CAW!

Black Mage: Caw?

Gale: Parrots don't Caw!

Parrot: Um... Chirp?

Gale: Or Chirp Either!

Parrot: PARROT NOISE!

Black Mage and Gale: Now that's just Ridiculous.

Alf: I think He's trying to signal us to wake up Unne.

Gale: Oh, That's Right!

Gale Starts Playing the Lute.

...

Alf: You know, You fit the Lute.

Gale: I think I'm more of a Flute Kinda' Guy.

Black Mage: It HAD to be a Flute?

Gale: It's just a coincidence, calm down.

Unne: You gonna stop yappin' any time soon?

Alf: Unne!

Black Mage: And then this is the part where she tells the Story about what happened and how she Fell asleep for 2000 Years... Author can you skip it?

...

Black Mage: Oh, I see how it is.

Unne: Blah Blah Stuff about Zande Blah Blah Go Kill him Blah Blah Take me to Dorga Blah Blah Once you get this Pretty Awesome Airship!

Black Mage Okay, NOW I see.

Alf: But where IS this Airship?

Unne: It's in the Ancient Ruins, And when I say that, I mean the Bottom. BF5 or 6 or Something.

Gale: We're Off!

They actually found The Ancient Ruins Pretty Quickly, I mean look at the Map.

Gale: Why are there Scholars here?

Black Mage: Think about it. ANCIENT RUINS. and SCHOLARS. Get the Picture?

Gale It makes sense...

Nero: Woah, we got a Roadblock Dudes!

Black Mage: What is it?

Alf: 4 Rocks made of Adamantite!

Black Mage and Gale: FOUR?

Unne: Oh, Adamantite? No problem for someone of My Awesome Skills.

Gale: What are you-

Unne: I'll Take care of this!

SMASH! BOOM! CRACK! WHACK!

Black Mage: Did you...

Gale: Just break...

Black Mage and Gale: FOUR ROCKS OF ADAMANTITE?

Unne: That a problem?

Black Mage: A problem, she says.

Gale: Quite a gigantic one, Yes.

Unne: Just get to the Point, Wizard Boy!

Black Mage: Do you know of the 2nd best Sword in this Game, Excalibur?

Unne: Yes...

Gale: Know what it's made out of?

Unne: ...

Black Mage and Gale: ADAMANTITE!

Unne: Well, Sorry Boys. What's Done is Done. Now let's get moving!

Black Mage: If we die, I blame her.

Gale: Same.

Scholar: Wait, There are-!

The Battle Music Starts.

Scholars: Vulcan Dragons down there...

Nero: Got a plan, Lady?

Unne: HOLY!

Black Mage: Yes, we know we're all gonna Die all becaus- Oh, you meant the Spell Holy.

9999 Damage. Defeated.

Black Mage and Gale: What.

Unne: Mess with me, you get a Face Fulla' Holy!

Alf: Do you have any other Spells?

Unne: I got Haste.

Alf: Which one?

Unne: Which one? The only one!

Nero: The White one! (Points at Black Mage) Gotcha' Now, Dude!

Unne: Oh, That's What you meant. I have the White one. Elfland is too far away for my tastes. But it is Much cheaper. I find it not worth it.

Nero: Aww...

Scholar: Hello There, Travelers!

Gale: (Looks behind him quickly) Huh? Weren't you-?

Scholar: We're Different Scholars. We're Shop Guys.

Gale: Oh, Cool!

Nero: Weapons!

BAM!

Scholar: What do you need on this Fine Day?

Black Mage: How do you know what time it is?

Scholar: This is Final Fantasy. Where it's always day and always turns conveniently Nighttime whenever you sleep, (Which is only 5 seconds at that...) BUT ANYWAY!

Alf: What are these Two Swords Called?

Scholar: Oh, Those? First, The Ancient Sword. It sucks. A LOT. BUT! It Paralyzes and causes Curse!

Alf: Hmm...

Scholar: And now the Blood Sword. It's a bit Weaker than normal Swords but it Absorbs HP!

Alf: Huh.

Scholar: And the Last Sword... The Defender! Guess what it does.

Gale: Raise Defense?

Scholar: Wrong! It Raises Vitality!

Black Mage and Gale: What.

Gale: What's next, Shields that Raise Attack?

Scholars: Oh, they have those. But not in this Game.

Gale: ...

Alf: Armor!

The Scholar just puts on a Fake Mustache and runs over to the other side of the Counter.

Scholar: Need anything today?

Black Mage and Gale: Really?

Scholar: We only have Diamond Armor Set and Useless Robes.

Alf: Ooh!

Gale: When do I get Equipment?

Black Mage: Oh, I forgot, you never got equipment ever since you changed to a Dark Knight!

Gale: Yeah... But maybe I can get something at that Dark Knight Town...

Alf: Two Defenders and Diamond Armor! All Set to go!

Nero: Chakra Helmet, and Black Belt, Ready!

Black Mage: When did you get those?

Nero: A while ago. Notice how I wasn't the one who said, "Armor!"?

Black Mage: Oh that makes sense.

Alf, Nero, and Unne: CHARGE!