-In which, as Minato readies himself to fight Kushina, he realizes he's made a terrible mistake

Yay, another chapter! And this one was inspired by episode 126 of High Kick. For anyone interested in Asian comedy, that show is the one to watch! So yeah, enjoy! (Oh, keep in mind the peoples here are like seven or younger.)

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❤❀~Fighting the Brat~❀❤

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I can do this. She's just a girl. Just a girl. Yeah, there's no need to feel all nervous. But wait a minute. How come she looks so calm? How come she's so confident? Does she really think she can defeat me? Wait, didn't she said she was the best fighter in her class? Didn't she, like, stab that bad guy's peanut off? And didn't she say she was a killer assassin tried to kill men?

And as Minato's thoughts came together, Kushina just flashed him a dark smile.

No, don't let her get to you. Don't let her get to you. She's just a girl. Just a girl. Just a hot girl with a stupid hairdo and a sadistic smile and—

"Hey, look, Fugaku-kun! Isn't that Minato-kun?"

"Hn." which translated to "yes."

"Oh, this is just sad. It's his first fight, and it's with a girl."

"It'd be even sadder if the dobe lost."

"SHUT UP, TEME!" Okay, back to focusing... Don't lose your focus, Minato. You're on your way of becoming Hokage. You can take this girl on.

"Do you think he'd lose, Fugaku-kun?"

"Hn." That sounded like a shrug. "Well, rumor has it that Kushina likes to torture her vict—I mean, opponents."

"Oh, I hope Minato-kun gets out okay then."

"Yeah, he'll probably be fine afterwards." A short pause. "Maybe without a leg or arm, but he'll be fine."

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT IT, TEME! YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER!"

Minato could picture a smirk on the Uchiha's face, knowing that he had succeeded in scaring him.

Ignore him... Ignore the arrogant Uchiha. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Just then, Kushina kicked the air in front of her and Minato—a strong gust of wind came his way.

Yikes! Even when she doesn't hit me, I can still feel the sting! Oh, god, did I make a mistake when I agreed to this?

"This is it, Minato!" the red-headed girl said. "I'll make sure you cry!"

Oh, god! He looked to his friends. Oh, help me PLEASE! Fugaku, I know we're rivals! You don't want someone else beating me up, right? And Mikoto-chan, you said you didn't want me fighting your best friend, isn't that so?

But too bad for him, his friends weren't psychic.

"Good luck," Mikoto mouthed.

"Okay, Minato! Here I come! YOU'RE MINE! [insert battle cry]!"

"You know what? SCREW THIS!" And so he ran, not even looking back. But when he finally stopped a few couple of miles outside of the village, he realized that running away and getting beat up by a girl had the same price of humiliation.

Meanwhile, back with Kushina, she just stared at the spot Minato had stood. "Um . . . what just happened?"

"Um . . . perhaps he was being a gentleman?" Mikoto suggested, though she herself was unsure of what happened.

Fugaku just smirked. "Whatever. You still lost the bet, Mikoto. I told you he'd run."

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