Double Drabble: Excess of Passion
"So, what are you in the shithouse for?"
"Does it really matter?"
Hiei looked extremely uncomfortable--something that did not deter Yusuke in the slightest. "If you're gonna ask me to help you get out of it, then yeah, it does."
Hiei continued to look uncomfortable for a few moments, and Yusuke continued to enjoy it. Finally, Hiei muttered, "The haircut."
"Yeah?"
"I may have--been responsible for it."
Kurama had shocked everybody by showing up to a gathering two days ago with hair cut conservatively short. His explanation had been that it had gotten burned and he'd had to cut it, and as he was clearly disgruntled over the subject no one had asked further. Now, Yusuke gave Hiei a Look. "Don't tell me that you set his hair on fire?!"
"I thought you wanted me to tell you what happened."
"How in hell did you set his hair on fire! Were you fighting?"
"No! He can guard that bloody hair in battle." Hiei looked even more disgruntled than Kurama.
"So what happened?"
Hiei shrugged irritably, rotating his shoulders. "I hadn't--when we--well, I hadn't done that before. How was I supposed to know that the damn bed would catch on fire?"