-1a/n ok, I'll make a deal with you, I work on this every chance I get, and don't write in any of my other stories until I finish this one, which is quite a long story, IF you review more. COME ON PEOPLE!! I have less reviews than I have chapters, and my goal is to get more!! IF you people, including you, Kaitlin J, think that I should, then I'll write one more chapter for everyone, but in the authors note, tell them that I have to work on this story, and then I will tell them to read it!! That way you'll probably get maybe even 2 or 3 chapters a day!! So, REVIEW PEEPS!! Especially the peeps that I haven't heard from in a while…BUT if you don't review, then I may just decide to finish my other story fanfic first, and work on my two funny ones too…
What about me?
We just got home from hunting on our side, which can get hard, especially when you just want to hunt, and are in little control of your body. We have to hide though, it was sunny, and we all know what happens when we are in the sun.
I was just going to get comfortable for the day with Emmett, when Edward started playing that piano, obnoxiously loud, especially since we were VAMPIRES who had super hearing! EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!! Why are you playing SO loud!! I thought, really loud, to him.
"Because, your husband was thinking about you in ridiculous costumes, that I don't want in my head!" he yelled up, without missing a beat in that loud song.
"Then go somewhere else!" I yelled at him, then I told him about the meadow that Emmett and I found, but that we preferred not to use it, because we would crush a lot of flowers…and trees if we did.
"And you choose to tell me AFTER I've seen you half naked in ten different outfits?!" he yelled back up, but the music had stopped, and I heard him get his car keys, and a jacket, and then he left for the meadow.
Finally…some privacy! I thought, a little too early, because seconds later, Alice knocked on our door, and told me 'not to do it' while she was shrieking loudly. I ignored her, and got dressed in one of those outfits that Edward probably saw, the ones that Emmett adored, but everyone else couldn't stand.
We were about to do it, I could feel it, when Jasper became the third to interrupt. He knocked on the door and told us to stop first, but when we didn't, he started sending strong waves of disgust to Emmett and me.
"Ew…" Emmett said, and ran to the other side of the room, to get dressed again. He told me to get dressed too.
I was so mad, that I may have put on my shirt backwards, before I ran out of our room, and after Jasper, who had already started running, while still sending waves of disgust at me.
I was going to get him, I swear, I will get Jasper! He may have still been a new vampire years ago, but he's been in the family for years, decades, even, and he is still annoying me to death! Which is honestly really hard to do to a vampire.
I tried for a few hours to get him, and then decided to trap him, by pretending to feel a lot of pain, so that he would fall to the ground in pain. Then I would get rid of that pain, so I could send a new wave of pain, physically.
I was about to put it into action, when Alice jumped out and glared at me. SHE had obviously seen it…
"Come on, Alice, he ruined our moment!" I tried to reason her into letting me get him, but he had gotten away already.
"Like you and Emmett don't have enough moments for three human couples. You 'do it' DAILY! Come on, you can stand not doing it for now, it's not that hard!" she told me. That was true, but I wanted to get him, still.
"I was already ready to do it!! Come on, that's no fair, do you expect us not to do it when Jasper is sending off huge waves of lust too??" I told her. She had to reason with me some time!
"I will NOT let you get my husband!" she said. Then we heard some crashing, and the sound of a wrestling match.
I looked over the rail, to see Emmett and Jasper fighting, Emmett visibly winning. He started to tear apart Jasper. Alice got really worried, so Emmett told her that we wouldn't burn her husband, just tear him up and hide his peaces throughout the house.
I was happy that my husband had gotten him, especially because of the psychic on his side. Alice was fuming because she hadn't seen this, but let Emmett do his thing anyway.
When I looked at her with confusion, she said, "You have no idea how many times he ruined it for us."
a/n I was going to give you all two in one day, but my sister kicked me off, and my mom was on the upstairs computer, and I have no laptop, and this one was written downstairs, and…here you go…time to blame Kaitlin…KAITLIN told me not to send it yet…so…time to blame Maria and Kaitlin!!!! (This is Kaitlin typing this. I told her not to send it because I'm working on my own story, which I can't post right now because my account it new…so just blame Maria )