And now for something COMPLETELY different...

"Come on. You know you want to do it." The female voice said with glee.

"No." The deep male voice was flat and clear. "I don't."

"You forget, brother. I know you. You want to do it."

"It's wrong!" The male protested. "I don't want to do it!"

"But it would be fun!" The female pleased. "Please?"

"It's a grievous misuse of my abilities." The male said sharply. "No."

"Fine, I will." The female voice said with a sigh.

"Don't you dare!" The male retorted, but it was too late!

The Grineer forces on the Galleon had no idea that a Tenno was aboard. They had no idea at all that their entire security system had been hacked and the operating protocol of said system replaced with the recipe for something called 'stroganoff'. Not that they would know what that was. None of them had a clue what was about to happen. Not until one of the Grineer lancers jerked and… started to dance! The lancer started to dance and suddenly there was music coming from his armor. Odd music!

They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

Suddenly, more Grineer were dancing. All in a line. All in time with the music. More and more Grineer joined the line. Lancers, Troopers, Ballista, Heavy Gunners, Bombards, Napalms, Scorches, Flameblades, Powerfists, Evicerators, all kinds and sorts of Grineer were dancing along in line, thrown their weapons about as they cavorted.

Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze, of my native street
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

The Frost Prime watched with awe as the entire line of Grineer danced… into the airlock, which shut after them. Then it vented. Into space. With the entire Grineer crew!

"That was wrong, Riana." He said with a snarl. "Don't do that again!"

"Oh, come on, Olim… Live a little!" His suster, who was an Artifical Intelligence that lived inside his warframe, retorted. "Shooting them is just so… gauche."

"I can turn you over my knee." Olim said with a growl. "AI or no, I can."

"Promises, promises." His sister said with glee. "Now you gonna grab that artifact or jaw all day?" The Frost Prime just shook his head. "I could teach you how to do that dance…"

"Don't even think about it sis."

Cuban Pete

From The Mask ( watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM&feature=kp)