Mossmask: Don't worry, I know this was a terrible idea.
~Dash
ENG2AD - Mr. Lancer
March 21, 2008
Princess Paulina and the Magical Rescue Adventure with the Super Sexy Ghost Boy (who loves her and wants her to have his ghost babies!)
By Paulina
Once upon a time, there was a super beautiful princess named Paulina. She was the most beautiful princess ever and everybody loved her because she was so cool and pretty. She was much prettier then the weirdo goth princess of Loserville.
[Snickering was heard, but for the most part ignored]
She was so cool and pretty that the super-hot ghost boy who saved the world and stuff was totally in love with her. All the other girls were jealous, because they were so obviously made for each other but everyone else wanted to hook up with the ghost boy instead.
[Now groaning]
One day the Red Queen of Jerk-Town decided to kidnap the ghost boy, and Princess Paulina had to go save hi mall by herself! She had to change into her super-cool-brand-new-super-expensive-one-of-a-kind-designer-ghost-rescuing-outfit.
[Her face was beaming as she flaunted her clothes. She could picture it so clearly. The face turned sour as someone gagged loudly, and elsewhere a snarl was heard]
So Princess Paulina climbed the giant TOWER OF DOOM! and found her ghost boy all locked up and stuff, and like had to save him with her awesome Princess Magic and stuff.
['But doesn't he have ghost powers?' 'Be quiet!']
The EVIL Red Queen was so angry! But Princess Paulina totally beat her, because her Princess Powers were awesome and the EVIL Queen of Jerk-Town had to go away because nobody liked her anymore because they all realized that she was a terrible person and also really stupid because they all loved the ghost boy!
So Princess Paulina and the ghost boy got married. She had a super-awesome-beautiful-magical-princess Wedding Dress! And he just wore his cool super hero clothes because they make him look HOT.
[Was someone crying?]
But he also had like a bowtie because THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE! Seriously, imagine him with a bowtie! He's gonna wear one at our wedding, you know!
['Oh god...' Someone was definitely crying. Or was that laughter?]
Um, anyway, so they were both like really hot and totally made the best ever couple ever and they got voted Prom Queen and King even though they were already Princess and um... I guess like Ghost-Prince of the A-Listers (I didn't actually mention yet but that's their Kingdom where they live and rule and stuff).
THE END! Well, actually, that's only the end of the first part. The next chapter is about their honeymoon! But, um... I'm not really sure if that's appropriate for me to read to the class. If, um, if you know what I mean.
At this, he could take no more. Stifled cries, gags, and giggles, erupted into one explosion of emotion as a boy ran from the classroom, doubled over in a mixture of sobs and uncontrollable laughter, mixed with what might possibly be interpreted as some sort of whimpering noise.
The girl standing at the front of her class, proudly reading her assignment, stood frozen. It lasted only a moment. "FENTOOOON!" She screaming, racing out the door after him, looking ready to kill.