No disclaimer dammit...

A/N: 20TH CHAPTER ALERT!!!!Wow. There has been TONS of requests... Hmm... What should I do? Well, how about...A QUADRUPLE DRABBLE! Including today's update. The updates are:

1. Shadow Moses Island

2. Ashley's Song

3. Pitfall

4. Kirby's Special moves

MWAHAHAHA!!!...-cough cough cough- I will do it:D Anyway... Responses!

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Thank you for adding my story to your c2! And yeah. Doesn't Meta Knight LOOK emo? I mean, I know he's my soon-to-be main, but come on. Thanks for the suggestion, too! XD

Uppgreyedd: Yes you may. XD Thanks for the suggestion and yes. You can NEVER talk to fangirls... They'll just deny that they repeat... Well at least, most fangirls. And control them? In the negative world, possibly.

I should also note that I'm not gonna forget Christmas. :D I'll make a Christmas special... And guess what? It'll include updates! And it MAY have a plot... GASP! And there will be a special underway. Go to my webpage for the poll... Whew! Lots of things to say today... Enough blab, let's get on to the drabble!

Pitfall (Pit fell?)

Shadow Moses Island (!)

Ashley's Song (Poor gramma...)

Kirby's Special Moves (Sakurai, call it Kirby Hats...)

"GO!" the announcers voice called out, beginning the fight of... Umm... Random? Kirby, Wario, Snake, and Pit was in Shadow Moses Island. As soon as Pit ran, he fell into the ground despite the fact that the stage was steel and no ground. "... Alright! Who threw that Fall? Seriously! Stupid Fall! I know how the Animal Crossing characters feel now with these Falls!!!" Everyone else laughed at Pit.

"Ahahaha!!! Pit fell!!!" guffawed Kirby in his Kirby translator (even though he's a baby... O.o).

"Hmmm... Pitfall..." Wario thunk and thunk and thunk... He then broke his trance in a idiotic grin.

"Idea! Pitfall for a new name of Fall!!!"

"Good idea!"

"... Heh..." Yoshi and Snake agreed.

"DAMMIT!!! HELP?!?!" Pit finally got out. "Whew..." He took one step. Pitfall. "... DAMMIT! #&#!!#(!!# (a bunch of curse words)!!!!!!" Wario thunk and thunk and thunk and thunk again...

"... I don't think that's an item... OH WELL!!!" He took out the stereo and made the song now Ashley's Theme Song. "Heh... My songs rule!!!" Wario got a ! sign above him... He was too busy with humming to the music, same with the others. And yes. Even Pit. A machine gun sounded... "OUCH!!! I'M HAPPY THIS AIN'T M RATED!!!" Wario flew away for a K.O. Kirby was started to feel hungry... And he wanted some powers...

"Hey Snake... Did you eat anything today...?"

"Umm... Yeah. I ate cookies... DON'T TELL ANYONE, got it?"

Kirby was drooling... He LOVED cookies... And Metal Gear Kirby was awesome too...

"PLOP!" Pit got up again! Finally! "WOOOO!!!" He took a step. Nothing happened. "YAAAAY!!!!..." Only for his cheer to end in a Pitfall. "GAH!&#(!#($&$$&#&#$&$$!&#$#$!!!!!"

"Hey Pit... I can help you."

"Oh! Thanks Snake... Wait a sec... Snake is helping...?" Those were his last words. He was immediately sucked in a different black dimension. No air was there so... Yeah. He lite up the place with his match to reveal Snake's dead body. He was blue and apparently died from suffocation. Then... There was a Pitfall.

Outside of Kirby's body...

"MMMM!!!! Angels and world famous spies taste pretty good..." Now there was a newly formed Snit Kirby. "Hmm... I NEED MORE..." Kirby had a ! above him again. He sucked up the plane, now giving him the ability to fly endlessly, throw unlimited grenades, and shoot light arrows. Suddenly, Kirby has his most devious plan. "... I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!!" He sucked up Wario who was unconscious, Shadow Moses Island, heck, the whole WORLD. The last person alive was Mario, who was floating in space before the almighty Mega Kirby, a massive creature of Kirby's species.. "Please'a! Kirby, don't'a do this'a!" The pink huge creature licked it's lips. "Mmmm... Pizza..." Mario was holding his breath too, so the italian plumber was gonna die either way. Kirby made his infamous sucking sound... The world famous icon was gone in nanoseconds. Kirby then sucked up the whole universe... "MWAHAHAH!!!!!" Kirby cackled with an evil tone.

"Mwaha... haha... ha... Zzzzz..." Kirby slept on the cold, hard steel while the fight continued... Well not really. Snake was the only one up. "Hyah!" Snake planted a mine grenade fight near Kirby, which exploded and star K.O.ed him. ".. Yaaaaah!!!!... Ting." Snake painted a grenade like a decorated egg and threw it near Pit.

"PLOP! Ooo! An egg!" Pit picked it up. "What a cute little egg! Is it Easter alrea-" "BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pit was K.O.ed... Snake made his pose... Which was throwing a grenade at the screen screen, laughing maniacally. Then it exploded, cracking the screen... "I thought the Wiimote was supposed to do that!" a random idiot that popped onto the screen... Suddenly, Ashley's Theme played since the author didn't give it enough time to blossom or... Something along those lines...

In Sakurai's office...

"Wtf? Isn't that a show-tune, Sakurai?" the music composers asked. "Yeah, but who really gives a cow...?" "..."

LOL This one is possibly my most creative and randomnest one yet! I hope you enjoyed the drabble! Thanks for watching! See ya!