(Been a while eh mates? Yeah sorry about that.
Professer Kitten:
Hehehe... * giggling * hehe... HEHEHEHEHE! lololol mega-ass-tron just fow owned! Hehe... And I bet you're blushing and surprised I reviewed again on this lol
Me: NO IM NOT!
Stryker Alexander J:
Ah Heyl yea boi
Me: haha
HufflepuffKat:
My uncle is a bogan, and he actually talks like that. I used to get angry when people tried to copy us Aussies, but now I just laugh! I really do enjoy this fic, it makes me smile.
Me: Yeah same here mate. Thanks! Glad I could brighten the day.
DarkWind13:
Thank you for making that chapter. I like how Optimus had to explain to Megatron that slang is different in different places.
Me: welcome. Yeah, Megsy a bit dumb.)
"Prime!?"
"What now?"
"What's with this marriage equality?"
"Do you even know what marriage is?"
"Ummm…"
"Primus help me. Its like our spark bonding."
"Oh. Why do humans need this 'legal' thing to spark bond with the one they love?"
"Marry. And marriage is more of this Christian thing, where they get told a male cant be with a male or a female can't be with a female. Has to be male and female. A few countries have it as illegal to marry someone of the same sex."
"Why?"
"How the hell would I know?"
"Because you know more about humans."
"Doesn't mean I know everything."
"Okay. Why is it any of the other human's business who they bond with?"
"I said marriage is like spark bonding. Not exactly like it."
"How?"
"You're irritating me."
"I do try."
"Well, instead of it being privet. Marriage is in front of a bunch of people and- (hour later)
See?"
"How the hell is that like spark bonding!? That's forever. Marriage is just words and a bloody contract."
"Well humans can't fuse their hearts together."
"I guess…"
"Hmm…"
"Does that mean some humans won't like you?"
"Huh?"
"Well aren't you g-"
"Shut up!"
"…"
"I have to go."
"Why?"
"Hmm. Predacon bone hunting."
"You're lying."
"Am not."
"Yes, you are."
"Prove it."
"umm."
"See."
"I hate you Prime."
"I hate you too."