Fifty Things Kakuzu Is Not Allowed To Do

Author's Note:

I got Tagged by Deidara-kunis Mine

My victim is Kakuzu!

Mwahahaha

I'm tagging Mistress Akasha next

1)Decapitate Hidan during meetings

2)Embezzle Akatsuki funds

3)Cause Leader'll get pissed if he catches him

4)To sell himself as a hot bondage hooker

5) But that's only cause he'd charge too much!

6)Play Scrooge in a Christmas story play

7)He can't kill the jinchuuriki before they are extracted

8)Is not allowed to lose to Naruto! Cause dude that was lame!

9)Is not allowed to stop being a bad-ass!

10) Claim that he invented the song Iron Man

11)Should quit taking too many iron pills

12)Should never allow his Wind Demon to eat eggs or broccoli before fighting

13)Man the stink would be awful!

14)Should quit denying that he's in lust with Hidan and get it on!

15)Gah! Bad fan girl! Bad! Bad!

16)Should quit allowing Hidan to kill all his bounties

17)Don't be a lazy ass!

18)Runs away when Kakuzu chases me!

19)Should stop denying his true calling as a porn star!

20)Needs to lay off the steroids!

21)Needs to quit hiding that sexy face!

22) Never quit scaring the kiddies at birthday parties!

23)Mwahahahaha!

24)Needs to not be so miserly

25)Isn't allowed to stop zinging Hidan

26)Is not allowed to let the other Akatsuki know that he has to use viagra

27)Needs to quit stealing hearts !

28)Oh that was so lame! XO

29)Shouldn't put his shirt on!

30)Is not allowed to join KISS

31)Yes that was totally random

32)Shouldn't swindle little old ladies by pretending to collect for charities

33)Shouldn't dismiss the powers of prune juice

34)Especially when it comes to that pain in the ass Hidan!

35)Shouldn't be such a spoilsport

36)Shouldn't stand on water while using his Lightning Demon!

37)Shouldn't take up professional wrestling

38)To pass himself off as Scorpion or Sub-Zero

39)Deny that he'd be an awesome playable character in Mortal Kombat vs. Akatsuki

40)Cause dude he would be so rad!

41)Shouldn't hold back on bustin a move!

42)Quit eating greasy food

43)Cause it's bad for your hearts

44)All five of them!

45)Wait he has five right?

46)Shouldn't pass up the chance to play Tarzan

47)With Konan-chan as Jane!

48)Needs to quit passing off his threads as raw silk!

49)Quit lying to the customer!

50)Shouldn't be underrated