OMG! Sorry! Hehe. Oh Well! So I'm gonna write the chapter now and also how many times have you seen the Hunger Games? I've seen it twice! Hehe! L-E-T-S-G-O! Lets go! Lets go! L-E-T-S-G-O! Let's go! Sorry I couldn't resist.
I grabbed my t-shirt, threw on my flip-flops and ran. I sprinted across the small field that separated the Brady's house and the woods and burst into the trees. What just happened? Wait did I just kiss Fang? I thought. I quickly shook my head and leapt over a log in my path. My feet hit the spray of wet leaves sending me skidding. I waved my arms around attempting to regain my balance only to fall on my face. I lay there for a minute trying to wrap my head around all of the events that had just happened. Needing to keep moving I heaved myself from the bed of leaves and started running again. I glanced around wildly and spotted a huge tree with a fork about ten feet in the air. I could faintly hear the crunch of footsteps behind me how I do not know. Quickly scrambling up the tree I leaned against the trunk taking deep breaths. Okay hold on. I just kissed Fang. No he kissed you. Why? I don't know I'm asking the same question! Geez you don't have to be so rude. I wasn't being rude I was just pointing out that you are in love with your best friend's brother! Nu-uh! Wait isn't that a song? Yes yes it is. Oh my god what is going to happen now? I don't know.
My internal rant was interrupted by people calling my name.
"MAX!" I heard Ella shout.
"MAAAAX!" Called Dana. She sounded like she was p-o-ed. Uh-Oh-Spaghettioes. The crackling of leaves grew closer and louder. I pressed myself against the tree trunk as Fang, Iggy, Alex, Dana, Jojo and Ella emerged from the shadows followed by Lissa, Angel, Nudge, Kyle, Cam, and Bret. My breathing became shallow as Fang scanned the trees.
"Guys I'm serious about her disappearing for a week once." Alex said. Dana took a shaky breath and shook her head.
"Well we just can't let that happen." Dana choked out. I grimaced at the uneasiness in her voice. Fang was once again scanning the area when his gaze stopped and locked on me. I took in a sharp breath and tried to further press myself against the tree trunk.
"Max." Fang called softly still looking at me. I met his gaze and stood up on the tree branch holding on to the one above it.
"Yo up here Einstein." I called down waving with my right hand my left still strangling the overhead branch. Dana looked up and me and glared. I smiled cheekily and leaned on the branch. The cool wind blew through my hair making it fly behind me.
"Max, why are you in a tree?" Iggy asked slowly. I smirked and shifted my weight to my other foot. I shrugged.
"You know, the reason I always am." I replied. Iggy looked at me obviously irritated.
"And that would be?"
"I like trees."
"Well why are you in one now?"
"Because I feel like it."
"That doesn't answer my question Max.
"Well I have a question for you. Do. You. Like. Chocolate-chip cookies?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"Obviously and awesome one. Duh!"
"No it isn't!"
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Not."
"TOO!"
"NOT!"
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" Jojo screeched causing the birds in nearby trees to scatter sending out warning calls. Iggy and I glared at her simultaneously. "Max get down from the tree." I sighed and settled down so that my legs were swinging from the branch. I didn't see Fang move.
"What if I don't want to." I queried.
"We'll make you." Dana replied smartly.
"How?" I asked crossing my arms.
"Like this." Dana answered. Suddenly my feet were swept out from under me and I was yanked off of the branch. The 'kidnapper' flipped me over and threw me over their shoulder. I started relentlessly banging my fists on my captors back and my only response was a chuckle.
"FANG PUT ME DOWN!" I screamed. Fang laughed again.
"No." He replied defiantly and I groaned. So that's how we went back to the Brady's house with Fang carrying me like a sack of potatoes. Just peachy.
"I don't like you people." I stated.
"No you love us!" Iggy squealed making kissing noises. I lunged at him and he sidestepped. I would have gone farther if Fang still wasn't carrying me. And so the kiss was mostly forgotten.
"So do you think the world is really going to end?" I asked slamming my lunch tray on the table next to Dana.
"What makes you say that." Dana asked me.
"The Mayans duh!"
"The Mayans are stupid."
"You take that back! The Mayans are very intelligent!"
"Uh how?"
"They've had contact with aliens!"
"How do you know that?"
"I saw it on the history channel."
"Oh my god! Max watched the history channel."
"So? How are you going to prepare for the apocalypse?"
"Max there isn't going to be and apocalypse."
"WHAT! Yes there is! The world is going to end!"
"You're insane."
"I know."
"Good."
At this point the table was entirely in a fit of laughter. Dana and I looked at them quizzically.
"Why are you laughing?" Dana demanded. Everyone was still laughing so no one could answer our question. I rolled my eyes.
"Come on Dana let's go eat outside. Obviously these unintelligent life forms are not related to the Mayans and are very rude." I said and Dana snorted. We both stood up grabbing our lunches and began to walk towards the door. The entire table was gaping at the sudden change of events. "So do you play on Bearville?"
"What is that?"
"It's only the bestest site on the planet!"
"What do you do?"
"Play online with your build-a-bears."
"Okay." We both sat down under the shade of a large tree in the courtyard. Without saying a word the two of us began to eat our lunches in peace.
"Look who we have here." A nasally voice called out. I looked up and almost threw up my cheeseburger. Brigid was walking towards us in the most revolting outfit you could possibly imagine. She had on a shiny silver micro-micro-mini skirt that only went about and inch below her butt. On top was a simple silver tank top with a leather studded heart-cut bra-thing over it. The worst part was that she had on black, 6 inch heel, leather just above the knee boots. She stalked up to us and put her hands on her hips.
"Listen to me chick," Brigid 'snarled' except she didn't really say chick if you know what I mean, "You stay away from my Fangy and go back to the hole you came from."
"And I would listen to you because…" I asked. Brigid slapped me and I fought to gain my composure.
"If you don't your life here will be a living he**." She spat, "You've already taken enough from me."
"Listen slut. Fang doesn't belong to you or anyone and we won the talent show because we were the best. And It isn't my fault Fang doesn't like you. I'm not the one who wears clothes ten sizes too small."
"At least I don't shop at K-mart!"
"What does that have to do with anything? I actually prefer that you don't shop there because you would scar the children there!"
"You just walk in here and expect everything to go your way huh!"
"Aw doew wittle Bwigid have a suwky wife?" I asked speaking like a toddler. She slapped me again and dug her manicured finger-nails into my shoulder. Then I snapped. I shot out of my seat and punched Brigid in the nose. Her head snapped back so I kicked her to the ground. Not to hard though. Dana got up to help me as two guys shot through the doors taking Mikayla and Jena's places. One of them was Dylan. I grinned evily. This would be fun. The moment Dylan lunged at me I ducked and kicked him square in the wrong tables. Why he was doubled over in pain, I punched him in the nose an kicked him again in the gut. To finish him off I grabbed a fistful of his hair and yanked his head up.
"Never touch me again." I growled menacingly and threw him onto the ground. I turned around to see Dana kick the other guy as her struggled to get up. Right at that moment Something hit my head hard. The only thing I saw before I passed out was a flash of black.
YAY! I did it! Haha! Okay so I have this semi-weird Idea to do the hunger games using Victorious charecters. I know it sounds kind of stupid but it wouldn't! Like I would use Jade, Cat, Tori, Trina, Beck, Andre, Robbie, Rex, Rider, Danny, Sinjin, Hayley, and Tara. Also I would come up with some other people so ya. Sorry for the completely unrelated question! Anyway R&R! If I get eight or more I will right more! R&R! PLEASE!