Herschel Presents: Candlehead's Dumbest Moments

Episode 21: The Spoiler Controversy

Okay I know this isn't a very original idea, but I thought it would be funny. Now we all know that when a new movie comes out and you always have that friend who sees the movie first and you're afraid they'll blurt out the spoiling ending to you. Well, what happens when Candlehead sees The Empire Strikes Back in May of 1980 before any of her friends?

(May 22, 1980. Random Movie Theatre)

Vanellope Reilly, her boyfriend Rancis Elman and their best friends Jubileena Trinidad and Swizzle Gordon were all standing in line at their favorite Movie Theatre, waiting to see the biggest blockbuster of the year, The Empire Strikes Back. "I'm so excited Swizzy! Are you?" Jubileena asked her boyfriend as the theatre workers unlocked the doors and started to make the popcorn for the second time that day. The manager of the theatre had to lock the doors so the employees could clean up the theaters from the large crowds. There was a mad rush as the four grabbed the tickets and stood in line.

"I'm excited too, but remember guys, if you hear anyone talking about the movie, plug your ears so the ending isn't spoiled," Swizzle replied as the four got their snacks. The two couples sat down in the front row to get the best view of the giant screen.

"Oh man, it's been sooooo long since the first movie," Vanellope said excitedly, "I heard this one is REALLY epic and has Luke finally battling Darth Vader!" She added with excitement.

"You can say that again Nelly," Rancis held her hand and sipped on his Root Beer.

"Hey guys!" A voice rang out behind the four. They turned around to see Sticky Wipplesnit and her boyfriend, Herschel Nougatson, were sitting in the row behind the two couples. Herschel's parents, Richard and Lynda, owned the theatre and he was allowed to see any movies for free, along with Sticky.

"What's up Herschel and Sticky!?" Swizzle asked.

"Not much bro, just seeing Empire for the second time," Herschel replied and bumped fists with Swizzle, "Mom and Pop let me and Sticky see it last night. One word, EPICNESS!" Herschel declared.

"HEY!" Vanellope warned, "don't be spoiling the ending, or I'll have to kick your ass," she cracked her knuckles.

"Don't worry Vanell, my Hershey wouldn't do anything that stupid," Sticky assured her friend and hugged on Hershcel.

"He better not," Jubileena jokingly said. The lights went down and the opening credits began. The audience cheered as the opening crawl came on the screen to give the summary of the Rebel's situation from the previous film.

"Fancy seeing you six here!" Candlehead's voice pierced through the silence. About 20 people shushed her as she sat down near Rancis and Vanellope. "Oh man you guys will love Star Wars 5!" She added.

"Wait, you saw this too?" Rancis curiously whispered as an imperial probe droid landed on the Ice Planet Hoth.

"Yes, she begged to go with me last, how could I say no to such an annoying voice?" Sticky rhetorically asked.

"Did you like it too Candles?" Vanellope questioned while munching on buttery popcorn.

"Oh yeah! And you won't believe the ending!" Candlehead replied.

"Candles, NO!" Herschel raised his voice.

"Who would've thought that DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!?" Candlehead exclaimed loudly. The theatre went silent as Luke was riding his TaunTaun.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Taffyta Kaling asked from across the theatre.

"SHE RUINED THE MOVIE FOR US!" KC Tudyk complained.

"MOVIE RUINER!" Tamora Lynch shouted.

"LET'S GET HER!" Sodalina Moore declared. Every Star Wars fan grabbed pitchforks and torches and chased after Candlehead.

"AHHHH HELP ME!" Candlehead screamed.

"No, don't, stop chasing her," Herschel said nonchalantly. Swizzle, Jubileena, Rancis and Vanellope threw down their snacks and chased after Candlehead. The crowd of people burst from the theatre and chased Candlehead out onto the street.

"Herschel, what in the hell happened?" Richard asked.

"Someone ruined Empire for the whole theatre," Hershcel replied.

"WHAT?" Richard exclaimed. Suddenly, half the people showed up at the ticket booth office, demanding money back. "NOOOOOOOOO!" Richard exclaimed.

"Hey Wipp," Herschel said, "wanna make out in a hot PG-13 fashion since we're alone?" Herschel asked.

"No need to ask me twice," Sticky replied.

End Episode 21