Chapter 21: Itachi Uchiha & Deidara
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Just this once, for all of you, we (Itachi Uchiha and Deidara) will have a brief moment of truce to write this letter. We (this includes a lot of the male shinobi)are tired of being portrayed as feminine men that have strong, sudden urges to sway our hips (even though we lack them). Just because we have well kept hair and nice eyes doesn't make us gay. It means you need to stop being jealous of our good looks and work on fixing yourselves. It's time you address us as the manly, dick-swinging men we are!
Deidara: And stop saying that I look like Ino's brother! I don't even know who the fuck that is!
Itachi: You think that's bad? People say my tear-troughs are drawn on with mascara.
Deidara: (Snickers) Your eyes do make you look like you're wearing eyeliner.
Itachi: (Glares at him skeptically) And yours don't?
Deidara: At least my eyes are artistic! Your eyes are about as bland as your personality!
Itachi: Your eyes are about as bland as your art. . .
Deidara: How dare you! My art is fleetingly beautiful! My art is a bang!
Itachi: That's about the only thing you have that will go bang.
Deidara: You son of a bitch! (Takes out clay) This truce is over! I'll fucking kill you!
[Please stand by]
-We're sorry but due to shitty censorship laws this fight has been removed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Thank you for your time.
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