For the always lovely, always wonderful wickedchik500 on her birthday. Hugs and kisses, my dear.
Marik walked into the Drabbles Production Room, rubbing his hands together. "So, what do we got going for today?"
Malik spun his chair in a circle, looking at the script. "Uh… it's the authoress's friend's birthday today. We're supposed to make it 'awesome' That's all Eggy gave us to work with."
"Oh, really, now?" Marik asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well, what do we have on this girl?"
Malik shrugged. "Beats me. You got anything, Bakura?"
Bakura scrolled through the list on his computer screen. "Well, she loves acting, singing, and Neil Patrick Harris, and she totally ships me and Malik."
Malik choked and fell out of his chair. "What!"
"Yes, apparently, we make for a smexy couple."
"…Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow."
"Okay, you two, stop flirting. We need to think of an awesome way to wish wickedchik500 an awesome happy birthday."
"Why don't we just buy her a cake?"
"Gee, Malik, way to be creative."
"I know," Marik said gleefully. "We'll write her a poem!"
"A poem?"
"Sure! Come on, it'll be fun."
"Fine, I'll do it. Bakura?"
"Is there any way I can get out of this?"
"Nope."
"Then let's get writing."
The three of them worked for hours, and finally came up with something they thought was a suitable poem. Here is the finished result.
We wrote out this poem for you
It really wasn't easy to do
We sat here for hours
Trying to rhyme things with flowers
Besides the ones that you already knew
Now, this poem has caused us much fright
With Eggy yelling, "For God's sake, do it right!"
And so here's some advice
Never ever try to write
With a poet who has a deadline that night
So the bottom line is, "Happy Birthday to You!"
What, you didn't think we'd come through?
And though gifts are quite fine
And roses sure are divine
We're sure you'd rather have something that's true
Eggy's /Your friends Marik, Bakura, and Malik
Love you forever, Fluffy! Happy birthday!
-Kitty (AKA Eggy.)