YOU GUYS. My wifi was like... "I'm shutting down on you.". I was like "NO. I'm almost done, gimme ten more minutes!", And then the wifi was like "Nope, people will hate you." And then I was like "NOOO.". And then it was like "MUahahahhaaha!"and then it shut down on me. But I bet you guy's are done with my excuses so... yeeep...CHAPTER 21.
Carter's Pov
"Mr. Walter! Can I lock Jasper in your office?!" I yelled picking Jasper up.
"Should I ask why?" he asked coming into the storage.
"Well, for starter's, he kinda made his territory over there." I said pointing to the corner behind me. "And he keep's running around my feet."
"Well, he does seem a little jumpy." He said as Jasper wiggled in my arm's. He barked twice and fell out of my hand's. I sighed and put my hand's on my hip's.
"I don't know, I think he's just hungry." I said walking out of the storage. "There's one thing I don't understand from this little guy."
"And what's that?"
"Why do we only see him if we've at least worn the necklace?" I said "I mean, I thought the necklace does the thing that you said it does."
"Well, that's what I know it does. Maybe there's more to it." He said shrugging.
"I don't know, it's just a little... fictional..." I said scrunching my nose.
"Fictional! And here you are, all happy because you just used a ninja suit, to fight a giant bear, that was wearing armor!" He added.
"Touche... but still... a stone doesn't show you people you want to see." I said trying to make a point.
"It's when you absolutely want help or advise."
"Who would I ask advise for? I have my nomicon." I said pointing to the counter where my nomicon was at.
"Sometime today or tomorrow you will need some help from someone." he said adjusting his glasses. "Maybe you'll need help from your mother." he said in a matter of fact. I stared at him and blinked twice, I think my heart tore in two.
"Really?" I asked quietly.
"I'm not sure darling, it's possible though." he said looking away. It's possible? I hung my head looking at the floor and there was silence for a moment until he spoke up. "By the way what did you do with the necklace anyway?"
"It's in my dad's safe in his office, we thought it was best to leave it out of harms way." I said taking a deep breath and rubbing my eyes with my sleeve.
"Good idea, it's not nice being crazy, and old." he said and I chuckled lightly, and then my phone started ringing. I answered. "Yellow..."
"We have a situation." Randy said.
"What? What do you mean?"
"I kinda have girls chasing me." he said calmly. I laughed.
"Randy, are you sure they're following you?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure- wait why do you sound surprised?"
"Cunningham the door!" I heard Howard yell in the backround.
"Are you guy's ok?" I asked worried.
"No, not really- did you lock the window?! AAHH-!"
"Cunningham? Cunningham!" I yelled at my phone but the line cut.
"What happened?" Mr. Walter asked.
"Not sure, I'm gonna go find them. Jasper's staying here." I said putting my phone away. "I can never get a break." I huffed and ran out the door.
...
I ran into the Gaming Hole and searched for them, but I couldn't see them. I walked past some games and all of a sudden it smelled like burritos and cologne. Yup, they were here. I saw Julian and Bucky up ahead of me, maybe they've seen them.
"Hey Julian and Bucky." I said waving.
"Carter? What are you doing here?" Bucky asked me.
"I'm looking for Howard and Randy, you seen them?"
"No I haven't, but I did see-" Julian said but paused, and then he started smiling out of nowhere. But I ignored it.
"What, you saw what?" I asked.
"Carter, why don't you stay here with us?" Bucky asked, he was also smiling. Ok, I'm officialy creeped out.
"Sorry, but Julian tell me what you saw."
"Anything for you... I saw a bunch of girls running in the same dirrection." he said pointing outside.
"Great, where to?"
"I'm not sure." he said with the same creepy smile. "Why don't you stay here and wait for them?" he said and a chair got pulled up next to him. Or might I say, three guy's stole a chair from a girl sitting down and brought it so I could sit.
"Um I think I... er..."
"She's very pretty..." one of the guy's said. What.
"She is...". WHAT.
"Hey, I saw her first!". WHAT?
"She's mine!". WHAT?!
"Ok! I'm going!" I yelled and ran out the door. And they were following me.
Randy's Pov
"I have no idea how we escaped that... but I think it's over." Howard said huffing. Well, when Heidi almost busted Howard's door down, we went out the window and we ran back to my place. But somehow a whole group of girls started following us. So right now, we are locked in my room, with a crowd of girls outside.
"What do we do?" I asked out of breath.
"You think Carter's gonna find us here?"
"Already did.". Howard and I both screamed. We turned to face Carter as T.W., who was slipping inside through the window. "Why the scream's?"
"Well, with that outside I think we have the right to be scared." Howard said. "How did you find us?"
"I followed the girly fan girl screams." She said crossing her arm's. "Totally not jealous here."
"Aw, are you?" I asked smirking.
"No, I have a bunch of boy's waiting for me outside, literally." she smiled.
"What?!" I shrieked and ran to the window. Every guy in school was outside. I growled through my nose and closed the curtin's. "Ok, why does suddenly every guy like you?"
"Since when did every girl start liking you?"
"Since when...?" I started saying "Did no one like Howard?" I said and they stared at me confused.
"That was your come back, really?" Howard said.
"No, wait. He right." Carter said.
"He is?"
"I am?"
"Well, kind of." she said furrrowing her eyebrows. "They're after us. But not Howard." she said. "And why isn't Howard hitting on me?"
"WHAT?" Howard yelled.
"No! Not like that! Every GUY hit's on me. But you're not." She said. "And I'm a girl. Why am I not hitting on Randy?"
"Whatever you two have it's not working on the both of you." Howard said.
"The three of us." She said. I thought for a moment.
"Wait remember what happened at your house, that Heidi for some reason started saying stuff?" I asked Howard. He nodded. "Well, maybe it was just me or, did she smell me?"
"Smell you?"
"I know it's stupid, but, I kinda am wearing cologne."
"And I'm wearing perfume." She said, "But almost every girl wear's perfume and this doesn't happen."
"There's something else though." Howard said.
"What?"
"Didn't you guy's smell awful before?" Howard said. "I mean, You smelled awful, and then you put on perfume and you put on cologne. What if the smoke bomb and the perfume made you smell... I don't know... good?"
"That's just a little stupid." I said.
"But possible." Carter said. "It makes sense but we have to try it out."
"How?" Howard asked. I smiled and took out the bottle of cologne from my pocket a sprayed him. "What was that for?". I held me hand out toward's Carter and she smirked and gave me a smoke bomb. I threw it at Howard and it exploded. "Hey!".
"Just stay still, would you." I said putting on my ninja mask and threw one of my smoke bombs at him. "And done."
"Did you just turn me into a chick magnet?"
"Yup." I said popping the 'p'.
"Come on lets go test him out!" Carter said and ran out the room.
"I'm not going anywhere!" Howard yelled. Carter's head popped out to look inside the room.
"Do you want me to ninja kick your butt down there?"
"NO, IM GOING." he said and ran down the stairs.
"You can be real pushy sometimes" I say running down the stairs.
"And you can be very jealous sometimes."
"What?! No!"
...
Carter's Pov
"I think it's working!" Randy said.
"Yeah, why else would a herd of girl's be following him?" I said. We both stopped to watch Howard.
"Hey! I can hear you!" Howard yelled through my phone. The herd of girl's chased Howard down five blocks. Who knew he could go that far?
"Howard there's a dead end in front of you." Randy said jumping to another roof.
"I can see that!"
"Come on, let's go help him." I said running toward's Howard.
"Howard, we're on our way buddy." Randy said through his phone.
"Cunningham, I might not make it and I kinda have to confess something!" He said in a panicked voice.
"Howard, we're almost there, just hold on." I said jumping to another roof top.
"No, You two should hear this!" He said still panicking. "Remember when you guy's told me you were dating and I freaked out?"
"Yes, we remember." Randy and I said annoyed.
"Well, I might have been jealous for two reason's!". Randy and I stopped our tracks and stared at each other.
"Why?!" We both yelled in sync.
"Oh, no! They've cornered me! Live a long happy life together guy's! Name your son after me!" He yelled dramatically and hung up. I laughed and blushed.
"He has no idea we're right on top of him, does he?" Randy asked smirking.
"Not a clue." I said looking down at Howard below us. We jumped down to protect Howard, but a realization hit me. "Wait! ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE COLOGNE?" I yelled pointing at Randy. His eye's widened and he face palmed himself.
"Oh boy.". The- I don't know maybe- 50 girl's in front of us started screaming their lung's off, and MAN did they know how to scream. Randy grabbed Howard and then grabbed my hand. "RUN!" He yelled and we jumped out to the roof.
"You didn't think of a way to take this off, did you?" I asked.
"Uh, No." he said shaking his head. Howard groaned and stood up to brush dirt off his shorts.
"Phhew, that was a close one." He said giggling nervously. Randy and I crossed our arms.
"We're SO not done with that conversation." I said walking up to the edge of the roof.
"What are you looking for?" Randy asked me.
"Umm..." I smiled and pointed "A fire hydrant.". Randy smiled. He grabbed Howard and jumped toward's the hydrant. I followed behind them.
"Doesn't that thing blow water with a whole bunch of pressure?" Howard asked me.
"Yes, Howard. Yes it does." I simply said and kicked the top of it, and it wasn't budging. "Come on! Break!". Randy and I kicked it together, but it still wasn't moving.
"Um guy, we have a problem..." Howard said. He pointed at a crowd of guy's that were running toward's us. Or most likely me. "And the girl's are back. Keep kicking!".
"It's not working!". I pushed them to the side and I whipped my scarf around the hydrant.
"Pull!" I yelled and we all pulled on my scarf.
"They're getting closer!"
"Just keep pulling!". In the second they were about to reach us, the hydrant exploded and sprayed everyone. I say sprayed, it's more like, pushed everyone to infinity ans beyond, since everyone was at least 10 feet away from where they were standing.
"T.W.! Are you ok?" Howard asked helping me up.
"Yeah, I'm fine, where's-?" I said but paused when I saw Randy on the floor. "Ninja!". I made my way toward's him and knelt down. "Ninja, Wake up..." I said slapping his face a little.
"Maybe he need's CPR." Howard said, I gave him a 'seriously' look and put my ear against his chest.
"Your heart's beating, moron." I said and hit his chest. His eye's shot open.
"I was kinda looking forward to the CPR." he said and stood up. "Do you think it worked?". I walked up to one on the boy's on the ground and helped him up.
"Hi, do you like me?" I asked and he started stuttering something. "I'm gonna take that as a no. Yep, it worked!" I yelled to Howard and Randy. I walked back to them and Howard started walking away. "Nuh, uh. I'm not done with you, Howard!" I yelled and he stopped walking.
"Yeah, we're not done talking." Randy said walking into an alley and taking off his ninja mask. I did the same and crossed my arm's toward's Howard.
"Mind telling me the two reason's?" I asked.
"Uh, yes, I do mind."
"Come on Howard, spill the bean's already." Randy said and Howard gave in.
"Ugh, fine. Number one, you got a girlfriend. Seriously, who thought that would happen?" he said and I laughed. Randy stared at me blankly.
"Yeah, sorry." I said clearing my thoat. He still gave me the same look. "Come on, it was a joke and I laughed." I said hugging his arm.
"And that's number two!" Howard said. Randy and I looked at him confused. "The huggy-huggy thing! You'll be doing that all the time and I won't be able to be with Cunningham, two bro's against the world." he said sadly and looked at his feet. I smiled softly and hugged him.
"Howard, why didn't you say so?"
"Because I don't talk about my feeling's and stop hugging me your soaking."
"Right." I said backing away. "How about this. You get to have a bro day with Randy every...Friday! You guy's can do whatever you want, no Carter Haimish to interfere." I said putting my hand's in my pocket's.
"Really?!" Howard said.
"Yeah! I'll add today as a bonus! Go on, I have to do stuff now anyway's." I finished and Howard pulled Randy's arm.
"Do me a favor and kiss the girl for me!" Howard said to him and that made both of us blush. He laughed.
"You guy's talk about me like I'm the last slice of pizza." He said before he kissed me for five straight second's. "And I, will call you later. I CALL FIRST PLAYER ON GRAVEPUNCHER!" he yelled at Howard and he groaned.
"I'm always second player." He said and they both took off for his house. I rolled my eye's and walked toward's my house
"Boy's."
HMMMM, this was more of a bonding chapter don't you guy's think? WELL! Before my good bye... I didn't proof read this sooo... tell me my mistakes and I'm kinda moving to a new house... BUT ILL GET THING'S DONE! BUH BYE! REVIEW!