Dropping the Bomb
Oneshot 21
Chessshipping
"Search and destroy, hoorah!" Hilbert said as the lobby of his favorite game, Call to Battlefield: Halos of Doom, "Time to kill some noobs!" he chuckled and grabbed some of his chips, which were on his sofa. "Alright guys." a voice spoke through the game, probably a gamer using a headset, "We will take alpha objective, HilbDestroyer10, you and five of these guys take Bravo." the man continued, "Alright..." Hilbert spoke through his headset, "Deathray33, AtleanSoldier45, Daraco, LeanMeanMachineX, and Robotronic, come with me!" he said, and the virtual soldiers gathered around his own...
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"Robo! Take him out!" Deathray33 yelled as an enemy player appeared, "Got him!" Daraco said and took him out, "Damn!" Leanmean yelled as his character died spontaneously. "Sniper!" Hilbert yelled as they all took cover, "It was HildaTerror11!" LeanMean said as he respawned, "No..." Hilbert grumbled, "What, HilbDestroyer1?" AtleanSoldier45 asked him, "Huh... The person that killed you is my girlfriend.." Hilbert said and sighed, "Oh..." LeanMean said, holding back laughter...
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"So.." Hilda said through a video chat on the television, "What a coincidence.." she chuckled, "Yep.. Same lobby, same server." Hilbert laughed, "Good thing I finished the game with the Tactical Nuke.." "I would have gotten it if your stupid friend didn't throw that grenade.." Hilda grumbled, "Well... They're pros..." Hilbert said, "And I'm not? Have you seen my K/D ratio?" Hilda responded, "Yep... But it's not as great as mine." Hilbert said with a taunting smile. "Hilda!" a voice called her, "Mom." Hilda groaned as her mother entered her room, "Oh... Hi Hilbert!" Hilda's mom told him, "Hey... Mrs. White." Hilbert told her, "Mom..." Hilda mumbled, "Oops! Sorry! Have fun you two lovebirds!" Mrs. White said as she left, chuckling a bit. "Whooo." Hilbert sighed, "Are you still not used to my mom?" Hilda giggled, "No..." Hilbert grumbled, "Well... I got to go to get something to eat.. See you, love." he said, "Bye." Hilda responded and blew a kiss as his console shut off. "Huh..." Hilbert sighed deeply, "I wish I got accustomed to your mom.." he mumbled and pulled out a small dark box from a drawer, "She is going to be my in-law soon.."
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"So... Are you gonna do it?" Lucas asked Hilbert as they shared a meal in a hamburger joint, "Huh... Yep." Hilbert said, "Hilda is everything to me, and I want her to be that forever." "Nice reason." Ethan told him, "Thanks..." Hilbert said with a small smile, "But is that all?" Red asked, "Have you gotten her parent's blessing?" "Oh... That..." Hilbert mumbled, "No.. But I guess she will accept me, her mom loves me." "I think what you are doing is very sweet!" Lyra said, "Unusual... but it is very cute!" "Blegh..." Red spat, "This cuteness is killing me.." "Oh, shut up!" Dawn told him, "This is a good time for Hilbert! He's going to propose to the girl of his dreams!" Leaf added, "Which someone else should be doing... Er hem!" she glared at him, "Hey... Give me time." Red told her and waved his hands. "So... What do you think guys?" Hilbert asked, "Do you all have faith in me?" "The only person who needs to believe in you is you, mate." Lucas said his words of wisdom, "If you believe you can do it, you can! If you don't... Well, that's on you." "Hm..." Hilbert thought, "You speak truth... Thank you." "Not a problem chap!" Lucas said, "That's what friends are for!" "That's right!" Ethan said, "All of us are here for you, mate!" "Many thanks... But I must be going if my plan wants to succeed." Hilbert said as he placed on his cyan sweater, "So the park?" Red asked, "5 o'clock!" Hilbert yelled as he left quickly, "Oy! You forgot to leave the tip!" Lucas yelled, but soon grumbled, "Stingy bloke."
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"So..." Hilbert said as he placed on a backpack, "I activate the Parachute with this pulley.." he asked the instructor, "Yep..." she responded, "I thought you knew, given your 5 years in the military." she mumbled, "Well... I wore military edition parachutes... Never civilian issued.." Hilbert chuckled, "But it was good... since 18 years... Just sent back." "And this is for your proposal?" the instructor asked, "Yep, 7 years dating.." Hilbert sighed, "Now... I think I got this... What time is it?" "3..." the instructor responded, looking at her watch. "I should start calling my friends." Hilbert mumbled, "I should also get dressed." "You do what you have to do." the instructor chuckled at Hilbert's erratic behavior, "I'm not the one proposing."
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"We got the message!" Lucas said as he drove his friends through town, "Alright!" Ethan said, "Let's get Hilda!" Dawn said and pointed ahead.
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"Who is it?" Hilda asked, hearing the doorbell, "Your friends!" Lyra responded from behind the door, "Oh!" Hilda said and placed the book she was reading down, "I'm coming!" she ran to and unlocked the door, revealing her buddies congregated outside, "Hey!" Leaf said, "What is going on?" Hilda asked and fixed her cap. "We were just wondering if you wanted to go to the park with us." Red mumbled, "Um... Why?" Hilda asked, "You know, just to hang." Ethan responded with a hand sign to finish off, "Ok... Why not." Hilda mumbled, "I don't work today... Sure!" "Great!" Dawn said, "Let's go!" Lyra said as they all went off to Lucas' van.
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"How about that!" Lucas laughed as they all congregated around a picnic mat, "Yep!" Red said as he ate a sandwich, "I enjoyed this so much!" Hilda laughed, "Thank you so much guys! I really needed to get out of the house!" "No prob!" Ethan said, "That's what friends do!" Leaf added and sipped her Lum Berry soda. "Oh.." Lucas mumbled as he got Hilbert's message, "It's time.." he whispered to Red, who nodded...
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"Look for the picnic mat by the northern hill!" Hilbert told the pilot of the airplane, "OK!" the man responded, "Let's just hope it isn't field day!" he laughed.
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"So.." Red stood up and gave an facial signal to all those who knew of what was to come, "Hilda, you want to play a trivia game?" he asked, "Sure! What about?" Hilda responded, "About that game you play... Um..." "Call to Battlefield?" she asked, "Yeah!" Red responded, "Sure! Shoot!" she chuckled. "Ok..." Red pulled out a card, "In co-op mode, when achieving a 15 kill streak, what reward do you get?" he read off it, "Um..." Hilda pondered, "Ooh! I know! The Paratrooper!" she said...
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"Let me out!" Hilbert said, "Alright!" the pilot responded and opened the side door, "Good luck!" he yelled and gave him a thumbs up.
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"So... another one?" Hilda asked the pausing Red, "Paratroopers, huh?" Red chuckled, "Yeah.. What do you... Oh my." Hilda gasped as Hilbert descended from the sky, his military outfit on. "Hilbert!?" she said as he landed on the grassy field, "Yep.." Hilbert chuckled, "What is this about!?" she asked. "Hilda..." Hilbert said, "What reward do you get in online multiplayer for getting a 25 killstreak?" he asked, "The.. Nuke, but why do you ask that?" Hilda responded, "Well." Hilbert said and got on one knee, pulling out a small black box, which he opened to reveal a keyslot. "You just got one... Turn the key." he mumbled, Lucas handed Hilda the key, "Oh.." she said as she inserted the said item in and turned, revealing another compartment with a ring inside, "OH my!" Hilda gasped in shock, turning a pure crimson, "Tactical Hilbert Incoming... Ending the game with a bang.." Hilbert said and smiled.
After a few loud Yes-ses and applauses, Hilbert got one of the perks he always wanted, Fiancée Pro.
How about that? Huh? Did ya' like it? If so, Review, and if you didn't and want to add some constructive criticism, Review! I'm all ears! Also, you could request, but try to make it someone I know, as in, a lot of the characters from the maga I don't know (except those inspired by their VG counterparts, I.e Gold with Ethan or Diamond with Lucas.). ALSO- I want to make some rap battles, so please review who you want, but if you're a member, PM me to leave more room for constructive reviews. So Request, PM me, Review, and as always, SuperMastour is out!